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Viewing Topic: Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
"What the fuck man. This isn't fair." -eyeliner guy
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
And then Boyz II Men came in and broke your hype meter
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Everyone Gets a Trophy
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
I'll take that bet if vague social media posts count.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Paul Wadlington talked about this play on his podcast. He saw the same thing. Stroh getting his shit mashed in blocked Arch's view and made it look like the play was blown up.
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2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
Tracy
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2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
Throwing Golden out there is exciting but Downs is safer Pacheco Agree on NYJ. Chicago is intriguing as well getting JJ in his first start. Had my auction draft last night which went sideways as usual. I ended up with these 4 RB's and have to bench one (half ppr): J. Taylor vs. MIA J. Cook vs. BAL Chuba @ JAX Breece vs PIT
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Not sure what has grinded my gears more the last 5 days: The sharing of insipid, unfunny AI Slop memes (Arch Manning as Dak Prescott? Shane Gillis???) The sharing of shit tier youtube videos as some kind of credible course. Unfortunately both of these things are here to stay.
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2025 week 2 prediction thread- SJSU @ Texas.
Texas 13 SJSU 12 3 Watsons rushing
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Ballmer alleged to have paid Kawhi Leonard 28m under the table to avoid the salary cap
Yeah. "Isn't that what the Clippers pay him to do anyway?" will be the overworked social media joke of the week.
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TCU @ UNC - 7 pm central ESPN
I just learned something shocking. Mike Lombardi, current UNC GM and Belichick crony who has failed in every job that didn't provide him a seat on Tom Brady's jock, is the highest paid GM in CFB. According to ChatGPT he's making $1.5mil, and the next highest GM salary is USC at $1mil. What a laughable misallocation of funds.
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Does Sark know that field goals get you 3 points?
If you refuse to evolve your understanding of the sport, you take the points boomers can keep screaming it into the void until you die, I guess. Barring obvious specific situations, no coaches kick FGs inside the 5 yard line anymore. It's dumb, bad math, losing football. Let your 16 yard field goals go. Or don't. It's amusing as hell.
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TCU @ UNC - 7 pm central ESPN
Margin of defeat in both their debuts was identical, too. If you dont count UNT, Charlie lost to BYU 41-7. Mack enjoyed the hell out of both, guaranteed.
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TCU @ UNC - 7 pm central ESPN
Wonder which 41-7 Mack enjoyed more.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Maybe it's a "Rookie of the Year" situation where the injury made him throw harder.
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 1)
Most (all?) of the criticisms were about the run blocking.
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Matt Patricia
Ah yeah that wording is confusing. But a few posts back OU +10 was mentioned. Which is hilariously chickenshit as a cell phone flop out style challenge, btw. Texas +10, now that would take some brass ones.
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Matt Patricia
The line will be down to 5 or less by kickoff. So no, it's not at all tempting.
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 1)
Lol at Ian Boyd being the only dipshit on Earth to say, "loooved the QB sneak. More of that, please!"
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Hire a fucking offensive play caller
It will be a "reassignment" disguised as a promotion. Sark gives him a toddler toy headset that doesn't actually work.
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We need to talk about David Portnoy
What, is he ruining the dignified sanctity of Big Noon Kickoff?
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Literally everyone is saying the same thing you are. Stop with this lame ass sanctimonious finger wagging.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Congrats to Arch, the team, Surly, and all Longhorns everywhere. The curse of the dumb fucking scare quotes has been lifted.
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2025 Game Week 2: San Jose State at Texas
Hope Wingo can get open against San Jose State.
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We need to talk about David Portnoy
Trailer narrator voice: "Jeff Portnoy! Jehhhff Portnoy. Jeff Portnoy, aaaand Jeff Portnoy!"