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CurlyDumps

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  1. Chiefs should probably stop giving away free first downs. Good god they’ve been getting their asses kicked. Only a lucky fluke turnover is keeping them in this.
  2. “..and Super Bowl fifty-seven is underway! First and ten from the Philly twent—“ CUT TO wildlife conservation PSA narrated by Morgan Freeman.
  3. What kind of coke fueled doufhebaggery brain storming led to whatever that was “Let’s get DJ Khaed! And and and have the players strut down a runway like they’re models!”
  4. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ricky. Vandy coughs up what looks to be a game-ending turnover, Vols are en route to a breakaway layup, a 4 point lead, and the win….and then they pass up the open layup to run a few seconds of clock. Instead of being up 4 with like 12-14 seconds left, they miss a free throw and give the ball back to Vandy only up 2 with eight seconds left. Rough loss.
  5. I heard that. The reason he gave was weird too. He hesitated, like he had no good answer, then said, "their guards take bad shots." Huh?
  6. We've seen the latter first hand. He developed (or exacerbated) his own mental illness, returned to our boards with a fake story about a bet he made with his buddy, and composed alarmingly verbose posts that, when ordered sequentially, probably resemble the Unabomber's manifesto. Then vanished, never to be heard from again.
  7. Most "point at the TV" LeBron moment since he accidentally flashed his dick fixing his shorts before a playoff game.
  8. The shitty seats in the front row(s) should definitely be cheaper.
  9. Field of 68 interviewed Terry after the game. Running it now:
  10. Oh my God, I can't believe we paid them back in Manhattan. Fucking fantastic.
  11. How many fucking almost turnovers have squirted right back into the hands of a KSU player?
  12. My kingdom for a guard who can get into the lane.
  13. Nobody is even trying to penetrate. Just tepid dribbling around and hot potato passes. This is rough.
  14. My wife is watching YOU PEOPLE and this is worse.
  15. lol at this confirmation bias. "Yeah Donaghy's a piece of shit and liar, buuut I choose to believe this one incredible thing he said about evil David Stern rigging games cuz the world is corrupt." Also lol at the notion that I'm naive or ignorant because I require more than the word of a pathetic disgraced criminal to believe in a league wide game fixing conspiracy that goes all the way to the top, maaan! Your cynical worldview doesn't prove that David Stern rigged games.
  16. There I was begrudingly watching Marquette come back against mighty Villanova. Then I looked down and saw Nova's record is 10-11. Ouch. What happened?
  17. I don't understand Brady referring to last year's retirement announcement as a "super emotional essay." Didn't it basically amount to him tweeting, "Peace, Tampa!"
  18. Too late to edit. Bill Simmons did an interview with this guy Sean Patrick Griffin debunking Donaghy and the farce Netflix "documentary."
  19. Donaghy is a piece of shit and a patholigcal liar doing the "woe is me" victim routine that every unrepentant criminal has enacted since the dawn of time in an attempt to avoid punishment. "It wasn't me! I was set up/coerced/scapegoated/persecuted! What about them over there? They're guiltier than me! I'm not the guy you want! I'm innocent! Waaah! Unfair!" There is zero actual evidence corroborating his tall tales. He told a bunch of stories to the FBI, too, in a desperate, pathetic attempt to minimize his punishment. They investigated his claims and found nothing.
  20. Hm. Come up with a catchy name for your offense and then just change jobs every year. Wonder if he also asks, "do you concur?" a lot.
  21. Dunno how it took me until the featurette, and hearing his accent, to recognize Armond from season 1 of White Lotus. He looked so familiar but I couldn't place him. Murray Bartlett and Offerman crushed it.
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