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CurlyDumps

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  1. Lame. I deserve a reward for suffering that haircut for 6+ hours.
  2. Right, I thought the same thing because of the trailer. There's going to be some bigger, better twist. But it just developed into a slapdash series of increasingly laughable scenarios whilst letting the director's daughter become the co-lead.
  3. Texas 26 Aggy 20 231
  4. Hey Sark. Can we please, for fucking once, not start a big game going backwards and punting? Let's change up the opening script: 1st and 10 - sideways pass, -3 yards. 2nd and 13 - conservative run, 2 yards. 3rd and 11 - sack.
  5. That's funny as hell. Let them feed into the gamesmanship. Hungry Hungry Elko probably has grad assistants scouring the internet for intel.
  6. I need a Google translation for this sentence.
  7. I presume they're letting him coach the game based on Mack's statement, so it's probably better this way. Instead of a cloud of uncertainty hovering over the game, just do it and let Mack and the players do their whole "win one for the Gipper" send coach out on a win routine. edit: Might motivate more fans to show up and support the team, too.
  8. In-season firing, so he was killing himself prepping for State.
  9. How could they?! The players begged him to stay. UNC must be a cesspool.
  10. Got a nice surprise, the monitor arrived early while we were thumping Kentucky. It's beautiful. All my concerns alleviated. Redditors are hilarious. I saw some posts complaining about brightness and not being able to achieve 1000 nits or whatever. This thing fucking blinds me at 50% brightness. How bright do these dorks want their HDR to get? lmao How the hell do you even measure nits or whatever? I see a lot of posts but no one ever explains exactly how they measure or "calibrate for 1000 nits" or whatever.
  11. Probably my funniest aggy story: aggy family friends were over during the holidays. This guy, the "older brother" of the family, was total stereotypical aggy. Loud, obnoxious, arrogant, super conservative, ROTC. Would call me "long hair" because my sides came over the tops of my ears or whatever. Every other sentence included tu. Total indoctrinated goob. He cornered me that night and trapped me in this interminable, self-aggrandizing, overwhelmingly one-sided conversation. It started with him being famous around campus for his legendary house parties (every single student knew who he was). Then came the bonfire story. He was still in school (think it was his 7th year) and was allegedly there when the collapse happened. And he fucking RELISHED this. This blowhard dons a thousand yard stare and reminisced like he was a first responder crossed with a Vietnam vet war hero. Pulling people from the wreckage. Hearing the screams, the chaos. The horror. The horror... Two hours later, I had still not found a way to self-immolate or hang myself. And at some point, that night mercifully did end.
  12. Naive is worse.
  13. What were they flagging? Worthless Palmer has nothing to add except, "good."
  14. big honkin Texas dick energy there
  15. Our LBs are... not good against the run
  16. Wut? Ant Hill murders that QB if he isnt blatantly held.
  17. So disappointed, Jesse.
  18. Even defense and special teams?
  19. Crooked fucks trying to throw us off the scent.
  20. Another Texas hold. SEC crew favorite.
  21. Sick give up.
  22. Throw a late flag you pussies.
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