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CurlyDumps

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  1. Going 5-7 and losing to App State shut most of em up.
  2. Hopefully Ewers didnt succumb to too many late night taco trucks while in the city of big women.
  3. This is fantasy football: I suffer through months of Kamara never fucking scoring, injuries, a suprise inactive at 5AM, and still grind my way to the playoffs. Finally he has a good match up, he's a top 15 ranked play, and he's even talking to the media about getting his production back on track. Everything is aligning for the bounce back game I have been desperately waiting for. Then Atlanta's DC has a heart attack during pregame warm-ups. New Orleans scores three 50 yard passing touchdowns to JAGs you've barely heard of. Kamara has another meh game. I lose by six. And this week Kamara has 90 yards and a TD.
  4. Yeah, Donovan is getting paid millions to fail and not recruit. No reason for him to go slum it in college again.
  5. Looks like I overestimated Watson. He's not even going to record a fucking catch. Dumbest fucking hobby in the world.
  6. I'm probably going to lose because I benched Stevenson as well. Now I need13 points from Christian "Worthless" Watson who will leave with an injury after his first catch tomorrow night. I had Dobbins, Kamara, Chubb, and Stevenson, and basically had to make a decision yesterday on whether or not I start Dobbins or risk waiting on Stevenson, with my only other option being Raschaad White, who I knew was going to suck. And of course not one of those fucking assholes could fall into the end zone. Zero non-QB TD's from my team. Oh and the dick-shriveling Commies DST also clutched up by doing literally nothing tonight. 0 sacks, 0 turnovers against the dogshit Giants.
  7. Shout out to worthless piece of shit Jalen Hurts, the #1 ranked QB for the week.
  8. Barnes reformed/found God/etc. years before he was fired. It was a running joke that he was a better coach when he was sinning.
  9. The fact that he gets that amount of praise is pretty unprecedented. This board is overflowing with cynical bleating about how every broadcaster under 80 sucks.
  10. There's a thread on this board dedicated to complimenting him as a broadcaster.
  11. I knew exactly what was coming, and it's still laugh out loud funny. Mostly because it's an obvious honest mistake.
  12. I liked when Lowell declared Texas had “taken control” after they went up 4 with over 7 minutes left. Fucking goober.
  13. Stop with the fucking victim blaming "bitches be crazy" retardery already. There is zero evidence Beard's fiance is "crazy" or violent or abusive. Only dipshit rumors originating from the techtards.
  14. Is this a bit? This is so far removed from reality, you can't actually think this is going to happen. The closest recent example of a comparable situation I can think of is Jon Gruden. Beard will quickly and quietly disappear from the public eye, maybe release a statement, and not be seen or heard from for years. There will be no grand final press conference. WTF are you on about.
  15. Ends it? This could be setting up for another masterful Chargers collapse.
  16. Terrifying to think about that happening so far away from home at a bad time, in a bad place, with incompetent infastructure all around you in a life or death situation. Fucking fuck. Chilling and tragic. I just listened to his pod episode after the Iran win. Toward the end he talked about the relationships and camraderie amongst the international WC media community. He shouted out two reporters who had covered 17(!) World Cups. Just gut wrenching that this will be Grant's last.
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