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CurlyDumps

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  1. I was waiting for a Col. Jessep meme.
  2. Kirby ordered that hit since the penalty is meaningless.
  3. This dogshit team went 11-1 lol.
  4. Whats up with Jameson's mask thing? Does he always wear that? Seems like it would be annoying to wear that while trying to catch footballs.
  5. Texas closed as -4.5 pt favorite at Florida. Miami was -10.5 at home vs. Louisville. Miami's loss is objectively worse by a significant margin. They were also -6.5 at SMU. A glance at FEI shows SMU 34, Louisville 32, FLA 43. All roughly the same. If Florida is a "bad loss" for Texas, Miami has two that are worse.
  6. I feel it's a fun time to remind the mob that Booger, in a recent interview, confidently admitted he vastly prefers burgers over steak. I believe he said they are "the same thing, just prepared differently."
  7. I was facing Maye and Diggs. Fucking assholes running empty sets near the GL up 15 with 2 minutes left. Fortunately I held on. Every other team just runs there. Would have enjoyed seeing Maye get concussed on that dumb shit.
  8. He seems to be prepping for it with that billowing 4XL shirt
  9. Ok now that it's official, spill the choice words.
  10. I think 2 of SMU, Virginia, or Duke had to lose. I saw that too.
  11. Way to protect the rock, fucking retard.
  12. Lol @ that Auburn 3rd down. They somehow allowed free rushers and had nobody open.
  13. As many times as it takes.
  14. Here come the refs.
  15. lol @ the butthurt ag mega pissed that the gameday experience has improved by magnitudes. Imagine the delusion it requires to believe otherwise. "Guys I'm tellin ya, it was much better in 2010 when we beat a 5-7 Texas team. Here's five paragraphs of me lying to myself. Whoop!"
  16. Just realized he's figuratively speaking about Elko.
  17. Pointing to your school whilst saying you bees in the trap...guessing that dork has never beenz within 10 city blocks of a trap. This shameless attempt to go viral was as uncreative as Mumu Mike's gameplan.
  18. Scored too fast.
  19. Here comes more chickenshit playcalling and a 3 and out.
  20. Josh Heupel still in a food coma?
  21. This limp dick offensive playcalling looks exactly like Michigan back in Sept. Just content to not get blown out.
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