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  1. AD: NBA champion (2020) 10× NBA All-Star (2014–2021, 2024, 2025) 4× All-NBA First Team (2015, 2017, 2018, 2020 3× NBA All-Defensive First Team (2018, 2020, 2024) Dak: Second-team All-Pro (2023) 3× Pro Bowl (2016, 2018, 2023) AD was a consensus top 10 player at worst for a decade, and was often considered top 5. Dak finished 2nd in MVP voting once? AD is on every 100/75/etc of all time list. Is Dak on any top 100 of all time lists? Saying the comparison is "spot on" because they're the same age is stupid as shit.
  2. The Destiny's Child / TLC tweet was a way better comparison than this junk. AD has accomplished way more than Dak.
  3. Fuck I knew there was a voice I was missing in all this. Somehow totally forgot about the layoff.
  4. What 40 year old man buys a chick a pez dispenser on a first date?
  5. Aka that thread got slorch'd
  6. Dallas didn't get a haul, they got a fucking ransom. LA got raped in this deal.
  7. Guess this is what happens when you let a shoe exec run your sports team. Nico Harrison is an AD simp who had a relationship with him at Nike. Also heard there was a little friction between Luka's "body team" and Mavs training staff. And I find it hilarious Luka employs a "body team." What do they do, nod and tell him it's okay to inhale Onion Rings and Mozzarella sticks and guzzle pitchers of Hefeweizen every night?
  8. Man. Went to bed early and missed my window to make the "got Bronny some help" joke.
  9. Fans right behind the bench streaming out. Ouch.
  10. Blue Chips IMDB
  11. Arkansas hit 9 threes, damn. Keeping them in this.
  12. Houston always has beefy bearded dudes who look 30.
  13. Announcers talking Superbowl with under 4 minutes left. Good sign.
  14. Beard didnt look at all petty and unhinged when he was screeching at the refs down 8 with :08 left.
  15. It's a power and control thing with this type of behavior. A consensual, agreed upon lil tug at the end won't do it for guys like Watson and Tucker (allegedly).
  16. Even in a 48min NBA game, with shorter shot clocks, that's a lot
  17. The Arizona intentional missed free throw on the previous possesion when they were down 70-68.
  18. My wife didnt understand why AZ missed the FT on purpose. I was literally in the middle of explaining why it's better than inbounding under your own basket with like 2 seconds left, because it would take a miracle to --
  19. "I broke a lease in Grand Rapids!"
  20. Lol @ getting smoked by washed Perine. KC defense let their nuts hang. Buffalo's wilted.
  21. Bc you touch yourself at night. Thanks, jerk.
  22. Heeeeere comes the ref assist
  23. Bout time for Romo to do another hilarious "Cook is cook-ing" joke?
  24. It was lower this season (perhaps due to more bad teams attempting). Around 30% iirc
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