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CurlyDumps

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  1. Cant give this goober easy first reads
  2. Tell him to tell Love Handles to sit his fat ass down.
  3. I've heard some comments on the Longhorn shows this week alluding to how bad it was. Women getting physically accosted, etc. One thing I didn't know or remember - the school actually issued a formal apology for how their fans treated us.
  4. It was missing right. God cheated.
  5. Views from Tuesday afternoon...
  6. Oh man. That's brutal. That's players showing up at Charlie's last press conference type energy.
  7. Yeah i dont want to hear "credit the team for fighting back" blah blah jackoff gesture. Congrats on falling behind by 20 and losing. That was Shaka once a week.
  8. When was the last time we were a double digit home dog?
  9. Eight years? Did they mean eighty?
  10. OSU fans are by far the most obnoxious, delusional dipshits Ive been around. Back in like '08 they were in town for USC and were beating their chests with a similar unshakable confidence. Fucking limp dick sweater vest losers lost to Mark Sanchez 35-3.
  11. Oh, wow. You don't know huh? Yeah, don't do that.
  12. CurlyDumps replied to tiger22's topic in Purgatory
    Got the taste of big honkin Longhorn dick out your mouth, yet?
  13. Biggest ND win since when? Lou Holtz was coaching?
  14. You can see the erection poking out when the ref gets to announce calls that help his buddy Kirby.
  15. Curiously, zero mention of the defenseless Texas player taking a forearm shiver to the face. Stay classy, fucking clown.
  16. So much funnier when they're sad.
  17. 38 seconds and two timeouts is enough time to get into FG range. But Kirby pissed away a timeout so he probably should have fully committed to the chickenshit kneel down approach.
  18. Nice wasted timeout.
  19. CurlyDumps replied to hookemATL's topic in Football
    Did he pull a Calzada?
  20. Lol @ that call on the field. Refs already afraid to upset Kirby.
  21. Tittybaby Kirby gets what he wants. Notre Dame is cooked
  22. What's wrong with hittin a strip club while in town for some jackoff nobody gives a shit bowl?
  23. Hoping that ass whipping he took on the headset yesterday shock paddles his ass into realizing he needs to break some of his dumb fuck tendencies.
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