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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Exactly. Quinn couldn't possibly find a better situation for a 1 year mercenary stint. He'll take his chances in the draft. Going pro is the better gamble. If he tries to play another year in college he could hurt his draft stock even more.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
The pussy thing wasn't ever funny and, to use some internet parlance of our times, is fucking gigacringe now. What makes it even less funny is that it's wrong and comes off as very knuckle draggy. Pussies don't throw for 360 against a defense loaded with first round talent. They just don't. So for the love of fucking God, please find a fucking new schtick.
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Classic bracketology mistake. Try to predict the 12/5 upset, you'll end up getting them all wrong.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I see more fake Tweets on Surly than I do on Twitter.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Fun fact: like Prime, Bill's inagural game will be against Sonny Dykes & TCU.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
He's already making excuses for why his replacement will be better. He made sure everyone knows, "I had 4 million in NIL, the next guy will have 12 million" in his final presser.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Can a mod save this thread title and edit in a Chapel Bill joke?
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Landman
Come on. It's funny/odd he wouldn't even shower after yard work. And I'm pretty sure he didn't go to work in this episode. Yes..I've never worked in O&G. I can imagine guys who work out in the heat on oil rigs all day get sweaty and dirty. I also imagine they do take showers.
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Landman
And a fucking bizarre refusal to shower afterward. Um, what? Does he have a phobia? What the fuck, man?! Who doesn't shower after lawn work? The character looks like Pig-Pen in every scene. This show is so weird. I'm convinced Sheridan uses AI to churn out this schlock. Why was that dude STANDING and WALKING on the dangerously mismatched pile of pipes he was complaining about? He was behaving like an NPC in a video game with bugged pathing. Then Billy Bob - instead of asking one of the thirty dudes standing around for a phone, he meanders to his truck to borrow the wife's. Then my favorite part of the scene - calls 911 and says "I have a white male in his 30's" like he's reporting a crime to police.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
I'm skeptical but it would be fucking amazing if UNC actually turns the "make Belichik say no" coaching search meme into a reality. While we're at it, West Virginia should go get Gruden.
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SEC Refs Suck
You sure we didn't do them a favor?
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Clemson is now the 2nd best team on our schedule. If Klubnik is ass, then our QB is cold diarrhea because Klubnik is better by every measurable statistic. Do you seriously have confidence we're gonna have the better QB play in this game? We're not blowing out anyone going forward. You actually have to be able to score touchdowns and make field goals to achieve such a thing. If Bobby and Gerry are worried, you should be too. Clemson gets to stroll in with zero pressure or expectations and the "nobody believes in us" chip on their shoulder. Best case scenario we win this game like 20-13 riding our defense. Clemson +11 = lol free money.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I figured. The camera angles make it look really different. I went a little crazy thinking I was missing something.
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Man, I totally disagree. I hadn't ever listened to him until recently. I find him likeable, down to earth, and knowledgable. He and Paul's postgame show has quickly become my go-to listen.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
What are you talking about? Field position was almost identical. The only difference I can see is LOS is on the 12.5 yard line vs. the 14 yard line. Arch play - ball is snapped from the left hash, Cook is lined up on the right hash. Quinn play - left hash, Moore is lined up on the right hash.
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Texas Homer of Inside Texas citied a red zone efficiency stat that showed we were 97th IIRC. Think it was a stat that includes all scoring.
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Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
Any extra steam codes by chance?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
1 single screen shot is not a good way to illustrate a point. I am a mere layman who doesn't know shit about X's and O's. But I don't see Moore "turning inside." I see him making his cut, running, and then turning his head - very clearly expecting the ball to be over his inside shoulder and not where Quinn threw it.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
And hey, what the fuck were those last two throws in OT? We go out on two passes that gave the receivers NO chance to make a play. First decision is to float it out of bounds to a blanketed Golden. Second throw a lofted, low percentage floater that hits the turf nowhere near Moore. THAT'S what we get from a third year starter in December?
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SEC Refs Suck
That phantom offsides was the most confusing, bewildering "offsides" I've ever seen in my life. It's always such a clear and obvious penalty. In real time it was, "What? Who? Nobody jumped!" And the replay just confirms how egregiously bad that was. The fucking retard refs are LOOKING DOWN THE LINE. How do you fucking call that when he NEVER EVEN MOVED FORWARD?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Can anyone provide breakdown of that clutch throw Ewers made at the end of regulation or overtime?
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2024 ACC Championship Game - SMU v Clemson in Charlotte 7PM ABC
Wistfully watching a QB who makes off schedule plsys...
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
They're gonna get run in their first playoff game.
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
Giving up a wide open QB run in that situation was fucking criminal.
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
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