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    I just went to the courthouse and had my daughter renamed Yordan.
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    I thought our house was bought at a grocery store after having its bar code rung up at the register. I also thought the song “Secret Agent Man” was “Secret Asian Man”.
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    Didn’t know where else to put this.
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    Dial 9, Merlin.
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    It’s an old tradition where the corp dudes squeeze their nut sack as hard as they can so they can endure a similar pain the football team is experiencing on the field in a tight game. Yeah. That’s it. That’s the story behind it.
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    Population 6?
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    I loved how Arnold’s version of saying Mars had about 7 syllables in Total Recall.
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    I trust Elaine, she *is* my friend.
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    Comments on the tweet show that it’s a photographer taking photos.
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    The friend with the cleft asshole?
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    Possibly Fight Club. Came out a few years later and was widely panned by critics for being an aggressive, boys club type of movie. Both had crazy reveals toward the end of the movie.
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    Supposedly, del Toro read the script and saw that he died first and had virtually zero impact on the plot, so he decided to have an outrageous accent so that he stood out in some way. In retrospect, he’s definitely right in that it’s the definition of a nothing part if played totally straight.
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    I love Pearl Jam’s last four albums, but to each their own.
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    Drummer talk with Matt Cameron:
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    That had to be the one time even Willie thought, "damn, I'm really fuckin stoned"
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    His wife is in a coma.

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