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Bender Bending Rodriguez

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  1. Sark’s first season at Texas was 2021 and he’s coached 30 games to date.. * 11-3 since starting 7-9 * Only lost 2 games by more than 1 score * 21 straight games not losing by more than one score Texas has had a chance to win in the final minutes of almost 95% of the games he’s coached, including every game for almost two years.
  2. A game winning touchdown after two presnap penalties would’ve been very Les Miles of Brian Kelly.
  3. Was it ever explained?? 71661131369__17E569F4-8851-4415-98E7-5C75D5AD9540.mov
  4. I'm just glad Russian state media can investigate the cause of the crash and expose Putin once and for all!
  5. My 71 year old dad is a fuckin awesome Mexican from the valley that moved to Houston in the 70’s. Even in this crazy summer heat, his happy place is watching the Astros and Longhorns in his sweltering hot garage with nothing more than a small fan. We text/talk daily, but since he’s only about 15 minutes away, I’ll grab a cold six pack and head his way almost every Sunday. We’ll watch a game while he tinkers around with any one of about 10 ongoing woodworking projects. Hot as hell, but great times indeed.
  6. I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!
  7. It reminded me of the Jamaican Push Cart Derby at the beginning of Cool Runnings.
  8. People are claiming that Patrick Ewing had a huge dick. RPReplay_Final1686544456.mov
  9. ā€œRight oblique discomfortā€
  10. Was Marion’s bar part of the off-track betting in the Himalayas story Fletch was talking about?
  11. Kramer’s appreciation for Bette Midler’s work is hilarious.
  12. George had an aunt that was bosom-y.. She had a great body, bud!
  13. Marion is introduced by drinking a Sherpa under the table on top of a mountain in Nepal, followed by a 10 minute bar fight. So good.
  14. I’ll tell you who’s an attractive man, George Will.
  15. Bender Bending Rodriguez replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    I’ve never really thought about this before, but birds don’t have teeth.
  16. I thought the first 20 minutes of Crystal Skull were pretty cool. I was impressed how they shifted the villain aesthetic from Nazis to Cold War Soviets…. Then it became ridiculous and sucked. We got a glimpse of the future of Indiana Jones in the prologue to Last Crusade and it was River Phoenix. He would have been a fantastic continuation for the franchise.
  17. Only one man can save the Swagger Club…
  18. Spirit Lake nearby still has thousands of dead trees floating around all these years later.
  19. I’m going to build my own theme park with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park.
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