Ben Tobin

They've never had it remotely difficult in life, ever. A hard day's work and a shot of whiskey would kill most of them dead as fried chicken

Listening to that goober talk sounds like somebody trying to tune a banjo

Holy shit this! They must use every $5 they get to hire more people to send texts asking for $5.

Shit, that’s terrible. Did your parents let people around you know? I’m sure I would have been around folks allergic and no one said anything

Were kids in the 70s frequently sick or dying from unknown reasons that we just didn’t talk about? In twelve years with hundreds of kids, I can’t recall even a single mention of nut allergies. No warnings at school, no BOLOs at Halloween, not a peep. What the fuck happened?

Is that the thing where a bunch of dudes go in the woods and yell?

Speaking strictly for myself, bring it. Sick of this shit.

Because of the metric system?

“It would have been my preference to discuss my concerns with you in person,” Plowman said to Baker in the email. “Your recent testimony before Congress indicated you wanted to meet with as many member institutions and student-athletes as possible to discuss issues associated with college sports. “I am sharing my perspective in writing since my December request for you to meet with me and our athletics director, Danny White, was denied.” Now go get your shine box

Seriously. They probably never tumped over nothing neither

I'm talkin about sex, boy

They should strap the little guy to Jordan’s back like MasterBlaster Who. Run. Washing. Ton? McHenJim run Washington! I’d vote for that

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