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Ben Tobin

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  1. The 'Everybody Gets a Trophy' kids became 'All Opinions Are Important!' adults.
  2. They've never had it remotely difficult in life, ever. A hard day's work and a shot of whiskey would kill most of them dead as fried chicken
  3. Listening to that goober talk sounds like somebody trying to tune a banjo
  4. Holy shit this! They must use every $5 they get to hire more people to send texts asking for $5.
  5. Shit, that’s terrible. Did your parents let people around you know? I’m sure I would have been around folks allergic and no one said anything
  6. Were kids in the 70s frequently sick or dying from unknown reasons that we just didn’t talk about? In twelve years with hundreds of kids, I can’t recall even a single mention of nut allergies. No warnings at school, no BOLOs at Halloween, not a peep. What the fuck happened?
  7. Is that the thing where a bunch of dudes go in the woods and yell?
  8. Speaking strictly for myself, bring it. Sick of this shit.
  9. Because of the metric system?
  10. “It would have been my preference to discuss my concerns with you in person,” Plowman said to Baker in the email. “Your recent testimony before Congress indicated you wanted to meet with as many member institutions and student-athletes as possible to discuss issues associated with college sports. “I am sharing my perspective in writing since my December request for you to meet with me and our athletics director, Danny White, was denied.” Now go get your shine box
  11. Seriously. They probably never tumped over nothing neither
  12. I'm talkin about sex, boy
  13. They should strap the little guy to Jordan’s back like MasterBlaster Who. Run. Washing. Ton? McHenJim run Washington! I’d vote for that
  14. Kudos to McCown. I think he hit eleven or twelve straight at one point. VOLS D is suspect but that UTSA running back ran hard as hell
  15. Ben Tobin

    tOSU at ND

    It means the whole world hates Ohio
  16. That Newsome boy make Bama Chick moist
  17. Mama mia! That'sa sneaky meatball!
  18. Example eleventy billion that we become what we hate
  19. Holy shit this. They all crow about muh civil war but they really just want to watch it on tv and post on FB about it
  20. Y’all still talking about that tick from the video? That goober from Macon may not have known but any and everybody from Middle TN that worked on that video knew. That courthouse is like 40 minutes from Pulaski, for fuck’s sake
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