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    This is my bride's last year to teach. She will be mentoring a brand new first year technology teacher across the hall. Nice young lady from UT by the name of Mrs. Swoopes.
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    Crown and Anchor for the win. Beers on me. Tell Dervin I said hello. He was my roomie a million years ago.
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    CSB alert-Demarcus did, in fact, pork up a bit after retirement. He was a guest on a certain now defunct Nickleodeon aggy related show, and had to don a rubberized fat sumo looking suit for some skit or another. My son was a production assistant on said show, and was tasked with getting the big guy in and out of his costume on a typical steamy Dallas summer day. My boy, who might be 5'8", and no stranger to sweating himself, rode Mr. Ware incessantly about how the chore would have been so much simpler if he hadn't let himself go to seed like that. The skit was a success, they parted great friends (he even has his number), and he lived to p.a. another day. I like to think he goaded him into getting in shape. Edited to add:Just looked at the pics-maybe lost fifteen pounds. Opened a high end gym in Southlake, and has posted a few pics of himself working out. Holy Jesus-he is a beast.
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    ¡Snek!

    bmbmd replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan

    260. Better lucky than good.
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    ¡Snek!

    bmbmd replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan

    Welcome to my world.
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    As charged.
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    Here's looking at you, kid.
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    ….
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    Squeeze, ags.
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    Laugh if you will, but I always look forward to hearing Leslie Blaising sing somewhere on the island. She is an SPI icon, the ultimate lounge singer.
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    Exactly. It's an insolvable problem.
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    I'm less than three years from retiring to SPI, at least New Years through May. Part of me wants a place on the bay side with a lift, but practical me wants a place on the gulfside with a view. Pretty sure I could sit on my ass for six months watching the waves roll in.
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    https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42341375/florida-woman-finds-human-head-while-jogging-in-st-petersburg ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) - A Florida woman found a human head while jogging on the side of a road Tuesday morning, authorities said. The remains were found in a grassy area between a sidewalk and the edge of a road in St. Petersburg. Police were called to the scene after 7 a.m. Investigators couldn't determine the person's race or gender, according to authorities. (No where else to put this, but needs to go somewhere.)
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    Apropos of nothing, years ago some sixty something siblings brought their eighty-something mom in for dementia. The old girl was perfectly lucid, but was convinced that two young men were living in her attic. It was a few weeks before someone finally went up in to the attic to placate Mom. You guessed it-two high school kids had built a little hideout/pot smoking chamber in the attic by climbing the elm tree next to her house. Ropesville, Texas, to be exact.
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    I stayed at a campground near Denali and the hostess was from Mule-fucking-shoe Texas. Said she hated Texas.
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    Well, to be honest, Rick was celebrating something really awesome in that shot.
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    Give me a battalion of West Point grads and I’ll win a battle. Give me a battalion of aggy grads and I’ll win a (race) war.
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    x,x.x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,,x.
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    The shocker.
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    A neon sign keeps flashing “Welcome-come on in”.
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    Pranking your kids

    bmbmd replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz

    My son was fifteen when the millennium was ushered in. He had several of his friends over to celebrate the new century. They had been concerned about the whole Y2K scare. So, at the stroke of midnight, I flipped the power off for the whole house. There was a stunned silence from the den for a few seconds, followed by "Not cool, Dad". It was worth resetting all the clocks in the house just for that few seconds of sheer panic.
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    That was worth eleven minutes. Man Bun may well have lost reproductive capacity. I guessed every one correctly but the last one-but that one is a trick.
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    ¡Snek!

    bmbmd replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan

    Speaking of Corals-my granddaughter went for a run in Kingwood this past week. She sent me this little clip and asked "What kind of snake is this?" Watch closely.

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