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bmbmd

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  1. So my son's band had a showcase plus two other shows, and had invites to the Grammy party at South By. . Que sera, sera.
  2. I met a lady on Friday who loves Baker Mayfield. She was short and fat. Chee, chee-son of a bitch?
  3. Nice read. He's got a knack for story-telling.
  4. To get to Hereford from the south, drive north until you smell it, then turn west until you step in it.
  5. This should have been the Cowboy's year. These guys are ho-hum at best. Thanks, Ginger. Thanks, Jerry.
  6. I expect he'll ascend in to Heaven on a fiery chariot.
  7. A cottage in Akron. Cold cold beer. And a beautiful woman would stroke my hand and say “You poor thing. You poor, poor thing”.
  8. Again you’re probably joking and OP says no quiero but I’ll prob retire to Hitchcock or such. Kids are in Houston and Austin, miles of nice flats to fish, and just a hop skip and jump to a great city. And, other than the semiannual hurricanes, the weather is in my wheelhouse.
  9. Smart move. He knows that the age of aggy is upon the SEC.
  10. Makes me despise Jerry Jones even more.
  11. Yah fuck Jerry Jones. Long time coming-congratulations, coach.
  12. bmbmd

    Countryisms

    Hotter than a toad frog on the fourth of July. (or a firecracker) Quicker than grain through a goose. Mean as a junk yard dog. Poor as a church mouse. Longer than there's been fishes in the ocean. Higher than any bird ever flew. Longer than there's been stars up in the heavens-sorry, wrong thread.
  13. Saying good-bye's not easy..... https://nesn.com/2020/01/nfl-rumors-jason-garrett-refusing-to-accept-being-fired-by-the-cowboys/ Despite the Dallas Cowboys making it clear they’re moving on from the head coach, Garrett has remained around the team’s facilities, FOX Sports’ Jay Glazer reported Sunday afternoon. It sounds like a very strange situation, one that has lingered on after initial reports of the Cowboys firing multiple coaches. Garret’s contract with the Cowboys expires Jan. 14, thus Dallas technically doesn’t need to “fire” the 53-year-old. Try making sense of this: “Never seen anything like it,” Glazer said. “Because Jason Garrett, they’ve gone to him now multiple times this week to say, ‘OK, you’re out as the head coach.’ And he says, ‘Hold on, don’t do it yet, I still want to be considered for this.’ And every time they do it, say, ‘We’re moving on, we’re starting to interview other people’ … They have to tell Jason Garrett, ‘No, you’re gone, we’re moving on.’ “Never seen anything like it.”Read more at: https://nesn.com/2020/01/nfl-rumors-jason-garrett-refusing-to-accept-being-fired-by-the-cowboys/
  14. “Bailiff, whack his peepee “.
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