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bmbmd

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  1. That whale’s been missing since 1945.
  2. Hell-Pettis Norman is still kicking.
  3. Favorite Larry Hagman quote:”Yes she was. And no, I didn’t.”
  4. Yah I bought this in Uvalde . It was the only Horn in about two dozen you-know-whats. Recently emptied of bloody mary.
  5. I once knew an ag from Nantucket who carried his jizz in a bucket. He misplaced it one day Out by Fort Hood way And the bomb squad had to come chuck it.
  6. The closer I get to retirement, the more opposed to it I am. I like my job, I'm good at it, and it pays better than retirement. I've cut down quite a bit, but still work more than forty hours. I'll miss it when I'm gone, and I pray to God that I'll know when it is time.
  7. Bullshit notwithstanding, I'll probably be watching tomorrow night. Seven o'clock, CBS, Go Commanders! ps-Thank God the offseason is over.
  8. I was watching that. He was arguably the hottest player on the back nine at that time.
  9. I know a pit bull is not a mountain lion, but I got attacked by one a few years ago and I beat the shit out of it. I can see how you can gain the advantage over an animal and kill it with your bare hands. (If you outweigh me by a hundred pounds, have muscles of iron and nerves of steel, and are, indeed, a BAMF.)
  10. DON'T PANIC!!!
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    Super Bowl LIII

    Worst ever.
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    Super Bowl LIII

    Worst ever?
  13. “We Are Triathletes” is finally up on Vimeo on demand. It’s a great look at the life of a triathlete. Features Miranda Carfrae and Luke McKenzie.
  14. Did he used to be Rick Santorum?
  15. Any candidate who pledges to locate and incarcerate these spammers gets my vote.
  16. Jeff Fisher sucks.
  17. And his right hand is where exactly?
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    Thujone

    He is the main reason I made the dangerous crossing.
  19. Nancy Walling was a hoot, though.
  20. I'm a headless burgoo man myself. (John Graves)
  21. And then, Lee Majors narrates the Honda commercial.
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