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  1. Sandman

    Getting old sucks

    My fucking crown shattered as I was eating last night. And it wasn't eating anything hard or crunchy, it was fucking cheetos puffs. That God it doesn't hurt but I can't really talk or chew, because my tongue gets scraped up. Getting into the dentist this afternoon, at least.
  2. He's able to hold the trophy just fine, that's what matters.
  3. After original March injury, OKC's Jalen Williams having surgery - ESPN
  4. I like how it's parked in the shade of a tree, where all mechanics would prefer it.
  5. My wife just used the word "sell" instead of "sale" in a text and I'm contemplating divorce.
  6. Jackson Mahomes agrees with this sentiment.
  7. I literally don't give a shit. People can say whatever they want, my team won it all.
  8. As a Thunder fan, I now understand what Astros fans went through after they won the world series. Fuck the haters, we got a fucking championship. Fuck Seattle, too.
  9. He was at PSU for 20+ years before they joined the B10. I doubt he waited to start diddlin' kids until they joined the league.
  10. The beeper on the microwave should immediately stop when the door is opened. The one at the office just beeps and beeps, even though you've opened the door already.
  11. I hate when a team fails to convert on 3rd down and the guy says, "They're forced to punt". No they aren't forced to punt, they can go for it every fucking time.
  12. He's a 6'8 son of a billionaire, you think he worries about getting pussy? LOL he's probably drowning it in.
  13. This is the key IMO. I had zero game and wasn't "cool" but I was never home. Once someone in my group hit 16, we we're out of the house, doing whatever the fuck we could get away with, including talking to chicks that we might not think were "hot" but dammit we were gonna go for it. The internet has definitely stunted things for both sexes.
  14. My nephew is 33, MORBIDLY obese, and lives with my dad (his grandfather). He hasn't worked in a few years, last job was pizza delivery. He worked long enough to save the money for a nintendo switch and then asked my dad if he would kick him out if he quit his job. Dad said no, nephew quit the job. He allegedly has a health issue that prevents him from working and is currently on short term disability. I honestly don't think he's ever touched a titty in his life. He likes to paint warhammer figures at his mom's house and play in video game tournaments. To his credit, he (begrudgingly) helps with some day to day shit for my elderly father. Takes him to some appointments, go out to get him dinner, things like that.
  15. Yeah, I see a lot of "I won't take your name" and "I won't combine incomes" but I never see any "Don't buy me an engagement ring".
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