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  1. Then we're perfect for each other!
  2. I'm more than a decade older than her, so I ain't scurred. I'll even teach her a thing or two.
  3. I've never been to a women's game but for some reason, I'm tempted...
  4. Several years ago, I heard that zelle was used for illegal transactions, i.e. drugs. It got popular through word of mouth and of course, people can't keep a secret, so it came under harsh scrutiny. Now zelle is "frowned upon".
  5. AT should've won the Heisman. No disrespect but fuck Andre Ware. Randle El was ruined by Cam Cameron.
  6. My dad was born and raised in Bloomington. I have heard all of the lore and legends about the basketball team for 50 years. But football? Only "The Rose Bowl Team" was ever mentioned. No, they didn't say what year it was, as it only happened once. One time, while visiting family, I said "Hey, why not drive past the football stadium?", my uncle looked at me like I was retarded and said "Why would we go over there? Nothing to see". This little renaissance has been amazing, I almost don't believe it.
  7. Fuck, a carton was $20 when I smoked. So glad I quit.
  8. If you are too short, or too fat, or your windows don't roll down, GTFO of the drive-thru. I can't stand seeing stupid fucks trying to calculate how far they need to pull forward but still being able to stretch their arm back and reach the window. Go park your car and waddle inside.
  9. I thought this part might have been the part of the whole film. I told my buddy that it sucks to think that no one would ever speak about me in this way.
  10. Sandman

    London

    Knightsbridge or South Kensington. Or just go up and down Oxford street and Regent street.
  11. 25 years ago, I moved and found a new dentist near my house. I have a very small chip on one of my front teeth, I don't even know how I got it. But the guy would mention it every fucking time I saw him. "Say, you wanna get that chip fixed? We can take care of it!!". After 2-3 visits with this guy, I ditched his ass. Just clean my teeth, FFS. Not one of the dentists I've seen since then have mentioned the chip.
  12. Cig ain't going anywhere. He already makes 9MM+ and his buyout is 56MM+. The university has a shit-ton of money, fucking Mark Cuban just donated money to athletics for the first time ever. He's coached 19 games and he's already a legend. Plus he's already 64. He owns Bloomington.
  13. My wife makes fun of me because I tell Siri "Thanks" after I have it set a timer or something. I told her when the machine takeover eventually happens, Siri will remember my kind heart and pleasant attitude.
  14. Man, the only thing this story was missing was "That's a lot of ice cream, Flip-Flop!". 10/10, would read again.
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