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  1. Sandman
    This hit me last night, no fever but congestion and bad gut cramps. I starting shitting water around 9 PM and it didn't slow down till 4AM this morning. Not sure if this is an illness or due to the massive amounts of pizza I ate over the weekend.
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    Even though we left northern California over 40 years ago, I was born there, so this hits close to home.
  3. Sandman
    Had a friend do this and he came to work with 2 different loafers on, one black and one brown.
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    I go into the office every other week, I rotate with this woman, so we never see each other. Every day, the person in the office has to put the daily filings into a folder and that folder gets put in a filing cabinet. A drawer can fit 6 months of folders in it, so every 6 months you have to start a new drawer. At the beginning of July, I started putting the folders into a new drawer. But when I came back, I noticed she must have forgotten because she put her shit in the wrong drawer. I moved it and didn't say anything. It has been 6 fucking months and she is still putting her shit in the wrong drawer. I was going to say something but I wanted to see if she would eventually figure it out but nope. I guess she thinks it's like a bag of holding, you can just fill it up forever and it will never get full. If I were a younger man, I might wonder how she could be so oblivious but I'm old and have been married twice, so I know the deal.
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    We were at target and in the kids toys, for reasons I can't understand, there was a kiddie abacus: Wife: We should get that so our grandkids can be smart! Me: Should we get you one too? Wife: Shut up
  6. Sandman
    Sunday morning, I asked my wife if she wanted to go out anywhere, or would she rather just chill at home. I told her I'm in the mood to stay home and she agreed. An hour or so later, she proclaimed that she wanted to put up the christmas decorations. I don't care what she puts out and let her have free reign of the decorating, so she doesn't mind that I go in the other room and leave her to it. But it never fails: "Can you come move this?" "Can you carry this?" "Can you hold this up?". Fuck, I just wanted to watch ONE football game.
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    There's a new Target christmas ad, has a mom pushing a cart with her kid sitting in it. They're walking through the parking lot as the snow gently falls around them...and she's wearing sandals and no coat. Fuck off, target.
  8. Sandman
    If there's a verified tattoo on it, I'll keep it under consideration.
  9. Sandman
    If they're smart enough to ask about that during jury selection, you're right.
  10. Sandman
    If I'm on a murder trial jury, there's got to be a body to get a conviction. Or at least a pool of the victim's blood that's large enough to determine that they couldn't live after losing that much blood.
  11. Sandman
    I don't do yard work but I get what you mean. I guess I'm just too deep into my routine of "get up, shower, dress and go". I don't want to put on clean clothes if I haven't bathed.
  12. Sandman
    Does this mean I shouldn't take a shower before I got play golf?
  13. Sandman
    He hit a lot of bombs
  14. Sandman
    I'm going with the Ted Kaczynski theory.
  15. Sandman
    I'm not saying they're cool dudes who deserve respect, I'm just saying I don't think they're gonna start killing again after they get released.
  16. Sandman
    Allegedly, they told their mom about the abuse and she shut them down. Either didn't believe them or knew and didn't care, and told them to STFU. So they felt she was complicit.
  17. Sandman
    Whether or not you believe the abuse allegations (I lean towards believing them), 30+ years in the can is a long fucking time. I don't think they're a danger to society, I'm fine with them getting parole.
  18. Sandman
    "Where has that cigar been, I wonder?"
  19. Sandman
    When my daughter started driving, her car was a 2012 and still had a CD player, so she asked for my CDs and I said go for it. Now she has them all and I have no idea where anything is. I just download everything from the internet and upload it into youtube music (which sucks).
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    When I was 7 or 8, I saw an episode of that Leonard Nimoy show "In Search Of..." about Amityville and it fucked me up good. I never did watch the movie because of it. We got our first VCR in 1981 and the first two movies my dad rented were "Mommie Dearest" and "The Elephant Man", the latter gave me horrible nightmares and I can't even look at a pic of that fucking guy to this very day.
  21. Sandman
    About 6 months ago, I had a package show up on my porch, delivered by Fedex. It had "Medical Device" printed on the box and was addressed to the former owner of the house. We have lived here for 11 years, so I don't know how the device company fucked that up. Anyway, called Fedex and asked them to come get this thing and they said to schedule a pickup online, so I did. Left the package on my porch for them to pick up. 6 months later, I still have this thing. Hope the old lady is still alive.
  22. Sandman
    The "Bundle is life" soccer douche from the state farm ads needs to be taken out like a Colombian referee. Fuck that guy.
  23. Sandman

    Getting old sucks

    Sandman replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Took off work on friday so my wife and I could drive down from OKC to Dallas for the day, just because. By the time I got back home that night, my back was screaming. Today, it's even worse. Hopefully I don't get mugged or attacked by a dog or something, because that would be a wrap for my old ass. I feel as helpless as my 7 month old granddaughter.
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    I had to go there for work for a few days in 1995, so this hits close to home.

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