Everything posted by Sandman
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I've said it 1000 times but it is absolutely infuriating when I ask my wife (or daughters. Hell, any woman) a question and I get the answer to a completely different question that I never asked. Example from last night: Me: What time are you leaving for your appointment in the morning? Wife: I have to be there at 11:00 Me: I didn't ask when you had to be there. I asked when you're leaving. Wife: (huffs) I don't know, 10:30??? (whining ass voice) Why is that so fucking hard????????
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Stupid cunt-face fucks that can't figure out how a roundabout works. Twice now, I've had slapdicks try to cut me off and then start pointing back where I was "supposed to stop", even thought there's no fucking stop signs on a roundabout. Yield to the left, fuckface!!!
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I'm 6 years older than my wife and 9 years older than her sister. We were all sitting around my MIL house one Christmas and they were talking about some doll my SIL got as a kid. I said I hadn't heard of it. My wife said "What? It was so popular! How do you not know???". I asked what year this happened and she said 1990. I (politely) said I was a senior in high school and didn't give a fuck about kid toys.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I think many of them have migrated to starting sentences with "So, ". These people must be culled from the herd.
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Tell me about Texas Tech
A man ahead of his time
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I did the "DiCaprio pointing at the TV" bit when I saw him in Gladiator.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Now we have mystery animals kicking our asses. Unidentified animal attack leaves McAlester mother fighting for life; father on dialysis awaiting kidney | News | fox23.com
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
The work day should end at like 3:00, maybe 4:00 at the very latest. It's 3:45 and I'm dying.
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Mike Vrabel would cut off his junk for a Super Bowl W
He was at the ASU pro day on a Friday. Then traveled 125 miles to this resort on Saturday morning for breakfast.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I had an ex-GF who did that. Make sure to tell your daughter to dump her boyfriend via a message on his answering machine right before she gets the job. I think that's how they have to do it?
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Depression, OCD, and whatever else ails you between the ears
The father of my high school buddy passed away last week. The viewing took place on Tuesday, at a funeral home that happens to be very close to my dad's house, so I told dad I'd stop in afterwards. I get there and he's in his chair with a blanket pulled up to his chin. He said he hadn't really slept in days, just a couple of hours here and there. No appetite, indigestion and finally...some chest pains. His heart is fucked up and has been for years, one big heart attack in 2016 and a smaller one last year. I asked if he called his dr, he said not yet but was planning on it. I told him to make sure he does that and headed home after a bit. Yesterday afternoon, I guess he fell out of bed and was not doing well, so my nephew (who lives with him) told him he needed to go to the hospital. My sister went to the hospital too and said his heart levels are elevated, his kidney function has declined. He told my sister he's been coughing up white fluffy stuff and that "my heart is getting worse". The doc saw him and ordered a heart cath for today. I think I'm at the point where I just want him to drift off in his sleep. He'll be 79 this year and his health has been in the shitter for 10 years. He complains a lot, understandably so, and I want his suffering to end. I don't mean to sound like a ghoul but how much longer should he have to live like this?
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PGA Tour 2026
Tiger is a piece of shit. If he was some random 50 year old divorced woman, driving around while high on pills (again), no one would have sympathy for her. He could've killed someone. Allegedly, he won't hire a driver because he doesn't want anyone to know what he's doing. Boo fucking hoo. I know he won't face any legal repercussions from this, but if nothing else, I wish that his sponsors would take a step back from him.
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Bigfoot/Sasquatch
Hey, he's still with the team. They just put horns on his head and changed his name to Rumble The Bison.
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Bigfoot/Sasquatch
The reason I think Bigfoot isn't real is that we've never found a dead one. You mean every bigfoot that ever existed died and was buried somewhere? Not one bigfoot ever had a heart attack while crossing a logging road one night, and just dropped dead on the path? No young male bigfoot has ever been cast out of the tribe (if they even have societies like that) and been forced to go it alone, like other primates, and subsequently died alone with no one to bury him? Two warring bigfoot get into a fight and one dies, does the winner immediately bury the other one? But maybe they don't bury their dead. Maybe they eat them. But where are the bones, then? Shouldn't we have found at least one giant femur?
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2026 Celebrity Death Watch Pool
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I spend most of my day talking to the stupidest okies on planet earth. You bet your ass I even things out by the end of the day.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I get to work about 20 mins early every day. When I'm walking in, there's always 4-5 cars idling in the parking lot with people in them, just waiting till 7:59 I guess. I don't understand why they don't just go inside. This isn't like working retail, where a customer can come up on you before you clock in. These are either attorneys or government workers, nobody is riding these people. Personally, I just sit at my desk and fuck around until I'm ready to start working.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My buddy's wife is from California and when they go back to visit her family, one of them will say "Let's go to the beach!". Then they drive to the beach and take a nap. No throwing a football around or wakeboarding, just sleeping in the sand. He hates it but doesn't want to rock the boat, I guess. I would have to kill someone.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
We had a hailstorm last night. I already have the roofing assholes calling to try and inspect my roof. "We're gonna be in the area", fuck off.
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2026 Celebrity Death Watch Pool
I don't think I really knew what "love" was back then, but sitting in the theater watching Ghostbusters as a 10 year old, I remember how I felt when I saw her. She was just beautiful.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Pop Tarts sure are a hell of a lot thinner than they were in the 80s.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
The number of times I'm trying to drag a window around on my desktop, only to discover that I've grabbed the edge and I am instead shrinking it down. 75% of the time, I can't get the edge when I'm actually trying to make a window smaller.
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11 injured 3 dead in late night shooting on W 6th
That depends. Do you count cops as good guys?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I do. Granted, I don't know if they're Gen-Z or not. Here's some of my favorites: Phredd E. Subrina R. Skeet P. Skeeter L. Myquiche C. Mahbooba T. Secret Desire R. Pashence G. Blayze M. I could go on all day.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Mine has at least 5-6 bottles of water on her nightstand, all about 2/3 empty. At least she doesn't spill them.