Sandman

Take the ribbon from your hair, Mrs. Danforth. Shake it loose and let it fall.

Not official but I'm sure it's coming soon. I had no idea he was missing. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66012686 I always loved "Warlock". Need to watch it again.

You sure about that? https://www.cbr.com/matt-groening-epstein-deposition-foot-massage/

Nowadays when you go to a funeral, there's a cheesy highlight video with some stupid modern country music bullshit playing. My sister did that for her beloved husband and when someone said to her "I didn't think he liked country" She said "Oh, he didn't really", which I thought was fucked up (I said nothing). But it made me wonder. Am I supposed to tell my wife to play whatever she wants? I don't want people to think I was a fan of Jason Aldean or one of those other jerkoffs. However, I also realize that playing "Blitzkrieg" by Metallica isn't exactly what you'd call a remembrance tune.

I'm 6'6 and no, I can't fit in the back of my friend's Fit. But I can fit behind the wheel of my GTI. Just don't look at me when I'm trying to get inside.

There's a bakery near my office, been there for 75+ years. They announced that they're closing their doors next month. The 4th gen owner said he's done. I don't go there every day but it was so nice to have a place that I could stop in real quick and grab breakfast on a friday. Fuck.

I haven't watched the video yet, but if that's him in the bottom left corner, then he looks exactly how I imagine a 20yr USN nuclear sub sonar operator would look.

Fresh water only, bruh. If they had dropped the sub in Lake Eufaula, the noodlers would've saved the day like the Cajun Navy.

Who doesn't like surprise titties and ass on the internet???? Good looking ones, I mean.

Has no one thought to call James Cameron yet? He's got a sub and I'm pretty sure he knows the way there. He'd have those fuckers high and dry by lunchtime.

The ground at home was covered with snow, and I was covered with sweat....from fucking so much!!!

About 10 years or so ago, I had a guy come to my office to get his paperwork done to go overseas and get married. He was a clean cut guy, very friendly but kind of came off as a nerd, but the kind of nerd you don't mind being friends with, if that makes any sense. A dork that you wouldn't mind having a beer with. He was also short, hair thinning. I think he was in his early-mid 40s. He seemed pretty smart and he obviously had a good job becasue he could afford to pay for all of this shit. The worst part was just how OPEN he was about it. He didn't need to tell me why he was going to Viet Nam but he just blurted it out, "Can you believe I have to go to Viet Nam to find a wife???". He wasn't mad, rather he was poking fun at himself. I just said "hey, uh, you know" and looked away. Maybe he just got tired of striking out with the women here, maybe he was a huge pice of shit. Personally, I think he was autistic and couldn't make connections with women. Maybe the language barrier will help him.

We got a letter from the IRS yesterday, telling us there was an issue with our tax return. They already cashed the check, so I don't know what else they wanted but I said we need to call our tax lady, who is an old family friend of my wife's. My wife is off today, so she went down to the tax lady's office to get it figured out. After an hour, she texts me to say "Can you find the envelope with last year's taxes? I need to know about the 1040". I'm like oh shit, I wonder what's up. I grab everything and get the forms out and text her, saying it's all in front of me, what info do you need? Her reply was "Oh, I don't need anything, Just wanted to make sure we had it".

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/ef6aa7ee-0ac9-11ee-997e-7710367054a0?shareToken=d2ead753c0d04ee6b15a1ffd386281cf Now it seems that everyone will get their share of the blood money. I wonder if any will turn it down?

Here in OK, they changed the rule from 80 to 90, back in the early 90s. I didn't start until 2008 so I'm not done till 62. My goal is to buy a couple of years of service and retire at 60. But that depends on how easy my job is at that point. Here's a unicorn for you: My old boss retired after 50 years of service. She was on the rule of 80 but OK has a provision that if you keep working past your rule time, you get a 4% yearly increase on your retirement for every year you go over. She was 20 years past her rule of 80, so she's making bank. Of course the downside is that she didn't retire until age 70 and her health is in the shitter. She admitted to someone that she should have left years ago. Fuck working here for 50 years IMO.

I would say that she needs extra sleep because she's tired from always pouring out her to-go drinks that she brings home from restaurants but never finishes, but I'm the one who does it.

I was there in Nov/Dec and it was the same. Breezed through with Apply Pay, it was awesome.

This is just bragging. My wife acts like getting up at 8 is illegal.

Every shit-eating ou fan I know likes to drop the old "Ah alwayz root fer OSU when they ain't playin' Oh-Yew!" any time bedlam comes up in discussion. So I guess that means we're bound for huge Neilson numbers. Or whatever they use now.

I got these Tozo T6 the other day. So far, I really like them. I'm also very cheap, so $20 is nice. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07RGZ5NKS?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details&th=1

I am going to assume that it reached it's destination on time, then. One theory I've always like is that UFOs aren't from outer space. They're actually humans from the very distant future who have travelled back in time to see what our shit was really like.

I've got nothing against either of these guys but how much "magic" could there have been? I know who each of them are, individually. No idea they did SC together.

So much for the blood money.

LOL Travis doesn't do much for that site since they got bought out. He's too busy trying to be the next Rush.