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Sandman

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  1. I saw Magnum, P.I. tread water in the ocean for 48 hours, so I don't see the big deal.
  2. I always thought Madonna was the Queen of Pop. I could've sworn I've heard that somewhere.
  3. When I was selling my old house, the "staging expert" my wife knew told us we should take out the TV in the living room to "make it look better. No one wants a TV in the living room". I reminded her that we were still living there and would like to watch TV, so I declined her advice. Do these morons think that no one in America watches TV? Like a prospective buyer would turn down my house because there was a TV in the living room? This woman also said I should swap my bedroom around 180 degrees but could give me no reason when I asked what this would accomplish. Thank God we didn't pay her anything.
  4. Sandman

    Getting old sucks

    I almost fell down the stairs here at work. Don't know if I slipped or my knee gave out. I was able to flail out and catch myself on the railing but I scraped my knuckle on the brick wall. Also, my knees are screaming from having to suddenly bend and take all of my weight. My big toe is on fire as well, I think it got caught under me. Now, as hilarious as that is, I can't lie. After some of that nervous laughter you get after you avoid a serious catastrophe, I got scared. What if I had just smashed my face on the landing or worse, broke something? My heart was pounding like a mofo when I was telling my coworker about this. If I wasn't busy today, I'd just go home. #pussyalert
  5. Man, Tiger Woods was an endorsement machine even back then.
  6. American Pie and Hot Tub Time Machine are two that I wouldn't call great films but are fun as fuck.
  7. Except for that coupon/gift card/receipt/whatever that was the sole reason you went to whatever place you went. "Crap! I left the *whatever* in my other purse!"
  8. For me, it's one of those shows where I never watched an episode that I thought was "bad", but I never had a strong desire to watch it. I saw Jerry's specials before the show came out and I always thought he was funny. But the show never really drew me in.
  9. They don't care what you have to say. They just HAVE to get their words out to someone. The text is just a way for her thoughts to reach the universe.
  10. Then what's the incentive to be productive? Because if I have the best productivity in my department for a sustained period of time and they wind up promoting Jerry, who doesn't do jack shit, then I'm planning my exit strategy.
  11. I get this call at work almost every day: "I have questions about the paperwork you sent me" Ok, what's the ID number on the paper? "Uhh, hang on. I'm driving and it's hard to read this, ha ha". Or "I don't have the forms in front of me, I'm currently driving" Who the fuck decides they have important questions about shit and then immediately jumps into their car and drives around?????
  12. I was required to have a calculator in school, too. I don't see that as an issue. I didn't like the phone bullshit, because I agree that kids would def fucking cheat (or watch porn) but it was indeed required. As it stands now, I no longer give a shit, as my kids are grown and out of school.
  13. I never had a taco until I was nearly 20. My parents are from the midwest and didn't grow up eating tacos, thusly I didn't grow up eating them either. Dad was in the military, so I grew up mostly in West Germany, not exactly a hotbed of mexican cuisine. So, no tacos for me until a friend suggested Taco Bell one night.
  14. It's not local and it'll take a month to get them but I go to DHgate for my fake sneaker needs. You can pay with applepay, no worries about getting ripped off IMO.
  15. Sometimes it isn't up to you. My ex-wife asked me about getting our kids phones, I said they didn't need them. That was all she needed to hear, so she went out and bought them phones immediately. I refused to pay for any of it, but I had to admit that it was nice to be able to text them directly and not have to wonder what they were doing or where they were. Fast forward a few years and the kids were talking about phones in class and I said they shouldn't have them out in the classroom. They looked at me like I was regarded and said that the phones were REQUIRED. They had to be able to look up shit and use the calculator. I couldn't believe it.
  16. I worked with a guy, didn't know him well and only saw him during shift change (law enforcement). He accidently killed his toddler son. The official word was his gun went off while he was cleaning it, but word soon got around. He was in his room, practicing his "quick draw", when his finger slipped and he fired the gun. The bullet went through the wall and killed his little son. Any time I saw the guy after that he just had the 1000 yard stare. His dad worked there too, he was a supervisor and when I saw him after that, he had a constant look of anguish on his face. I was around 25 at the time and childless, so it didn't really hit me as hard as it would if I heard it today.
  17. Sandman

    Getting old sucks

    My daughter and her fiance came by the house. While my wife talked to my daughter, he produced a football and we had a good catch in the street. My arm is now very hot and weak as a baby's.
  18. When I tap on an app or on a button in an app and it darkens, but it doesn't "count" as actually tapping it. The phone just says "Sike!" and I have to try again.
  19. When Bud Black pitched for the Giants, one of his catchers at the time was Steve Decker. The battery of Black & Decker was quite hilarious to many a baseball announcer. I was over it the second or third time I heard it. /csb
  20. Man, some of these people seem incredibly entitled. If no one wants to buy what you're selling, who's fault is it? I applaud people who have taken risks and chased their dream but sometimes it doesn't work out.
  21. Are you telling me that The Wolf Pack doesn't have my best interests at heart????
  22. I tried to go with USAA a couple of times, but I had both my kids on my policy at the time and the rate was almost double what I was currently paying. The rep said, "Yeah, USAA doesn't like teen drivers", so I never tried again. I recently switched to another company because my house rate blew up. Oklahoma usually has horrible rates due to the fucked up weather, but this was ridiculous.
  23. Bought a new TV and realized the HDMI and coax ports are on the opposite side of the TV, compared to my old one, and the cables I currently use aren't long enough. I checked Walmart's website and they claimed they had everything I need in stock but their site is usually full of shit. Not this time! They had everything I needed. I had my stuff and was out of there in 10 mins.
  24. It probaby makes you lose your appetite. Shit, I should try some.
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