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Sandman

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  1. Every shit-eating ou fan I know likes to drop the old "Ah alwayz root fer OSU when they ain't playin' Oh-Yew!" any time bedlam comes up in discussion. So I guess that means we're bound for huge Neilson numbers. Or whatever they use now.
  2. I got these Tozo T6 the other day. So far, I really like them. I'm also very cheap, so $20 is nice. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07RGZ5NKS?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details&th=1
  3. I am going to assume that it reached it's destination on time, then. One theory I've always like is that UFOs aren't from outer space. They're actually humans from the very distant future who have travelled back in time to see what our shit was really like.
  4. I've got nothing against either of these guys but how much "magic" could there have been? I know who each of them are, individually. No idea they did SC together.
  5. So much for the blood money.
  6. LOL Travis doesn't do much for that site since they got bought out. He's too busy trying to be the next Rush.
  7. No offense but the source for that story is Greg Swaim. I'd sooner believe my mom came back from the dead and broke this news.
  8. Go to a wrestling dual where Iowa is participating. You'll change your tune.
  9. What's with the guys that don't wash their hands after taking a piss? If you're in there alone and you skip it, whatever. But when there's someone else in the bathroom, these guys that only do the most cursory splash of water on their hands, no soap, is just dumb. You KNOW they think it's wrong to not wash up because they do the bare minimum of washing and it's only so YOU won't think they're a fucking pig. Either stand firm to your no hand-washing stance or wash your hands like an adult.
  10. My BIL goaded my then teenaged nephew into eating 6 hot dogs during a cookout. "What, you ate 4 but you can't eat 6 of these? Weak!" I left not long after and I was told the aftermath was quite unpleasant. /csb
  11. I saw Magnum, P.I. tread water in the ocean for 48 hours, so I don't see the big deal.
  12. I always thought Madonna was the Queen of Pop. I could've sworn I've heard that somewhere.
  13. When I was selling my old house, the "staging expert" my wife knew told us we should take out the TV in the living room to "make it look better. No one wants a TV in the living room". I reminded her that we were still living there and would like to watch TV, so I declined her advice. Do these morons think that no one in America watches TV? Like a prospective buyer would turn down my house because there was a TV in the living room? This woman also said I should swap my bedroom around 180 degrees but could give me no reason when I asked what this would accomplish. Thank God we didn't pay her anything.
  14. Sandman

    Getting old sucks

    I almost fell down the stairs here at work. Don't know if I slipped or my knee gave out. I was able to flail out and catch myself on the railing but I scraped my knuckle on the brick wall. Also, my knees are screaming from having to suddenly bend and take all of my weight. My big toe is on fire as well, I think it got caught under me. Now, as hilarious as that is, I can't lie. After some of that nervous laughter you get after you avoid a serious catastrophe, I got scared. What if I had just smashed my face on the landing or worse, broke something? My heart was pounding like a mofo when I was telling my coworker about this. If I wasn't busy today, I'd just go home. #pussyalert
  15. Man, Tiger Woods was an endorsement machine even back then.
  16. American Pie and Hot Tub Time Machine are two that I wouldn't call great films but are fun as fuck.
  17. Except for that coupon/gift card/receipt/whatever that was the sole reason you went to whatever place you went. "Crap! I left the *whatever* in my other purse!"
  18. For me, it's one of those shows where I never watched an episode that I thought was "bad", but I never had a strong desire to watch it. I saw Jerry's specials before the show came out and I always thought he was funny. But the show never really drew me in.
  19. They don't care what you have to say. They just HAVE to get their words out to someone. The text is just a way for her thoughts to reach the universe.
  20. Then what's the incentive to be productive? Because if I have the best productivity in my department for a sustained period of time and they wind up promoting Jerry, who doesn't do jack shit, then I'm planning my exit strategy.
  21. I get this call at work almost every day: "I have questions about the paperwork you sent me" Ok, what's the ID number on the paper? "Uhh, hang on. I'm driving and it's hard to read this, ha ha". Or "I don't have the forms in front of me, I'm currently driving" Who the fuck decides they have important questions about shit and then immediately jumps into their car and drives around?????
  22. I was required to have a calculator in school, too. I don't see that as an issue. I didn't like the phone bullshit, because I agree that kids would def fucking cheat (or watch porn) but it was indeed required. As it stands now, I no longer give a shit, as my kids are grown and out of school.
  23. I never had a taco until I was nearly 20. My parents are from the midwest and didn't grow up eating tacos, thusly I didn't grow up eating them either. Dad was in the military, so I grew up mostly in West Germany, not exactly a hotbed of mexican cuisine. So, no tacos for me until a friend suggested Taco Bell one night.
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