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Sandman

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  1. It's the "ph". Steven with a V doesn't have the drive. He's most likely in the back of the store, watching porn on his phone.
  2. Saw some bullshit on facebook (my fault for being on there, I get it) that read "Only 7 wednesdays till Christmas!". GTFO with that wannabe jedi mind trick shit. It's 7 fucking weeks.
  3. Welp, close the book on Oklahoma City, I suppose. All kidding aside, I'd go along with the others that are suggesting Chicago. Such a cool place, at least it was when I visited 25+ years ago.
  4. Or all of those tiny, jagged tips come flying off onto your shirt when you peel the wrapper off.
  5. We were straightening up the house yesterday and my wife asked me "Do you want to keep this?" but she asked me when I was not looking at her at all, I was turned away and focused on my task. I said what is it, she says "You weren't looking at me, I was holding it up". I said why not just ask directly, like "Do you want to keep this receipt/paperwork?", then I can answer your question. Not only did she not agree with my take on this, she did the same damn thing 5 mins later, only this time she waited until I was almost out of the room to ask me. Some tone was had on both sides.
  6. If only you could go back in time and just let go of her and slip away into that mass of humanity. Like Andy Dufrense, wading through shit and coming out on the other side.
  7. Flipped over to the ou game earlier, saw Gabriel slide a couple of times. It seems like he waits until he's in a tight crowd to slide, maybe that's just due to the camera angle though. They need to make the rule that these QBs can only slide when there's no one within 5 yards or so. You either give up sooner or you take a hit.
  8. I have no hate for ISU but they've been in that mode for much of the last 90 years.
  9. What was really fucked up is seeing that pic of Kristofferson and Jerry that was taken just a week or so ago and realizing that Kristofferson is only one year younger. Not sure how I didn't realize that.
  10. Why does it cost $300k to dig out a well? We have posters on this very board that are currently digging holes in the ground for free!
  11. Sandman

    6 word stories

    Limp mullet, limp arm, limp home.
  12. A high school buddy of mine attended Collin County Community College, so this hits close to home.
  13. It used to vary, so I assume it still does. ou was always the highest priced game. The non-con dregs were the cheapest.
  14. There's talk that he was supposed to start the game but had an allergic reaction right before kickoff. To what, I don't know. Ate some expired bags of dicks?
  15. When I was in preschool, I would watch Batman with Adam West and think that I could climb inside the tv and help Batman catch the bad guys. I just couldn't figure out how to get the cover off of the tv. I also thought the guys that got killed in westerns were guys from prison that were gonna be killed regardless. My folks were staining a fence once and I really wanted to help. Mom said no, if I got the stuff on my hand, it would eat away my flesh and I would just have a skeleton hand. I ran like hell away from them and into the house. I believed that shit for years, until a kid a school said my folks really just wanted me to GTFO and not make a mess.
  16. Does it come with a sex tent?
  17. Sounds like a prescription for...MURDER!!!
  18. Hey, new car woman! Shitty truck man! We like to fight, just as much as we can! A new car is fine but holy fuck, There's too much life in this shitty ol' truck Just too much life in this shitty ol' truck
  19. I'm scared that the Panthers will fire Ruhle and ou will immediately can Venables and snatch Ruhle up.
  20. Tech WR pushed off on his TD. Looks like they're gonna let both teams play.
  21. I saw on twitter that Smith has a shoulder injury. It's twitter, so grain of salt, etc.
  22. The Michigan RB coach (former player Mike Hart) just had some kind of medical emergency on the sidelines. Scary shit. They wheeled him off on a gurney, he seemed like he didn't know where he was or what's happening. The RBs were crying and both teams seemed a bit freaked out.
  23. Thie first thing in that video is a fat chick that exclaims "I love whales!". I bet you do, honey.
  24. As a SF fan, he's right where he should be. He runs hot and cold.
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