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Sandman

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  1. If I still played fantasy football, "Taint Massage" would be a great team name.
  2. DJ officially gone: Dustin Johnson resigns from PGA Tour to play in rival LIV series (espn.com)
  3. This dude is on death row in Oklahoma for allegedly telling a guy to kill someone. Richard Glossip - Wikipedia
  4. I've had my Samsung french door for about 10 years. My only complaint is that the paint has flaked off of every handle, looks like shit.
  5. Somewhere, Sirhan Sirhan is hearing this news and he's pissed.
  6. As someone who enjoys going to Stilly, there's not much non-OSU stuff to do there (IMO) and I don't see how it could be overrated at all.
  7. Espn is losing millions of subscribers a year. There are fewer and fewer people that hear what they're saying or care about it.
  8. Went on a road trip with the wife for our anniversary this past weekend. She doesn't seem to know left from right, can't look up anything on google maps, can't judge distance. It was all I could do to keep from blowing up at her. I did get laid a couple of times, so I guess it was worth it.
  9. My buddy got free passes to the practice round today, so I drove up from OKC to Tulsa this morning. We both commented that it was fucking hot, then realized it was only 90 and that we were old, fat pussies. Saw Sergio and Rahm, drank a $6 bottle of water, then dropped $400+ at the merch tent. Ate BBQ afterwards, had a blast.
  10. My Whirlpool Cabrio set will turn 9 in july and the washer has about had it. It has a slight leak but it's not constant, it's just some of the time. It roars like a lion when it spins fast, I think it's a bearing or something. I looked at prices the other day and fucking hell, I don't want to spend that much.
  11. There's a lot of guys out there with ex-wives, I'm sure we can get a good list going pretty quickly.
  12. If Chandler had been kicking a football, it would've been good from 60. Holy fuck.
  13. I have been monitoring the status on a car that's been "In Transit" since early February (2022 VW GTI). I had called the dealer when I first saw it online, then followed up about every 3-4 weeks via text. Last weekend, I saw they had a very similar used model, so I decided to go up there and look at it. I get there (unannounced BTW) and they guy said that car sold last night but he had the one that I've been waiting for, it had just come in the day before. Test drove it and made the deal. From my arrival to leaving with the car, I was there for 2 hours. One of the quickest car deals I've ever made. Most of the time was spent waiting for the papers to print. They offered 30.5k for my trade, I asked for 32.5k, we settled on 31.5k, which was right at what Carvana, Carmax and Vroom had offered me. I'm pleased with the deal.
  14. I ordered some stuff online from two different vendors (neither amazon), both told me my items would arrive within 2-3 days, which was incredibly quick, IMO. Nothing has showed up yet and everything has been pushed back. Why over-promise and under-deliver? If they had told me it would take 10 days to get my stuff, that's fine. I didn't ask for 2 day shipping. But if you tell me it'll be here in 2 days and now it's been a week and it still ain't here, I'm irritated.
  15. Traded in my 2016 F150 for a '22 VW GTI. It has plenty of room for my tall ass and much better fuel economy. So much more room in my garage now as well.
  16. I've been talking to this dealership, they don't have the car I want right now. I test drove a similar one and said to let me know when they get one spec'd out the way I want. The boss (whom I've never met) starts texting me to come see a bunch of shit I don't want. I told him what I'm looking for and to let me know when they get one. Fast forward 2 months, I decide to check the local dealers and I see a car on their website that meets my needs. And I know it's not "in transit" because there's pictures of it at the dealership. I call to set up a test drive for that afternoon, they said cool. 5 mins later, that boss texts me to say the car is already sold. Then he tries to sell me another car that I don't want. If that prick had called or texted me when that car came in, we would've already had a deal done. Fuck that place, I'll do business elsewhere.
  17. I used to drive for a living. I take any opportunity to sit in the passenger seat and stare out the window or just doze off. It's like a chef cooking all day and then wanting to go home and cook a big dinner. Fuck that noise.
  18. When you're eating something that really hits the spot, like a cookie or brownie, and you're almost finished with it and that last little piece breaks off and falls on the ground when you take a bite.
  19. This is the expression of every chick that got pissed off when you accidently got some jizz on her face/hand/leg. Like you committed a war crime or something. That's my ex-wife's tribe, so I'll pass.
  20. Sandman

    Getting old sucks

    If this were true, I'd have been a cripple by age 14. Besides, this is my left arm and I'm a righty. I don't even do The Stranger, so my southpaw should be as pure as virgin snow.
  21. Sandman

    Getting old sucks

    My tennis elbow flared up something fierce last week. I have a sleeve I wear for a couple of hours when it gets bad but I've had to wear the thing for the entire day this past week. Knock on wood, I haven't needed it today. It makes me extra ragey because I haven't played tennis in 25 years. Come up with a better name, docs.
  22. We're going on vacation to Europe this fall. My wife said she wants to put one of those Tile trackers in her luggage to "Keep track of it in case it gets lost on the way over". I said if your luggage is lost by the airline and you track it and it turns out your bag is in New Jersey instead of London, how does that help you? I don't know if she thought she could turn over the data to an airline detective or what. No tone, she just sulked for a minute.
  23. In 1993, the Marine Corps basic training that I was given stressed that "Jody got my girl". Also, we got bent a lot.
  24. I have two of these, can confirm.
  25. I read a great quote from Michael Caine, from when he was asked about Jaws 3D: "I've never actually seen it. But I have seen the house it built and it's fantastic!".
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