Sandman
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
He was a 7th rounder. Last pick in the draft.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I don't use the express line, so I don't really have a dog in this fight. But I'm curious: If he had only 10 items but took fucking forever to check out, is that worse than checking out with 17 items at a normal pace? What if he had 17 but was fast as fuck? Does increased checkout speed get you some leeway as to how many items are considered acceptable?
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
SEC guys can intercept passes just as well as Big 12 guys. He'll make it work.
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Classic Car thread
Props to craigslist. Made a 500 mile round trip drive last sunday to get seats for my Camaro. I'm not sure if I've recovered yet, what a beating. But 2 original seats in really good shape for $150 was too good to pass up.
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Celebrity Death Pool -- 2023
Former NBA player and coach Chris Ford died.
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"The Hedgehog" charged with 3 rapes
When I worked at Oklahoma County 25 years ago, inmates got clean clothes once a week. You had to make that clean shirt last. Also, we had the inmates doing the janitorial work inside their cells and dayroom, so most jails ain't known for their cleanliness.
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Random TV shows/thoughts that don’t warrant their own thread.
It can be hokey at times but I liked Midsomer Murders. There's 20+ seasons. The best part is seeing Brit actors that you see in several other shows/films but you can't remember their name, or young actors that were probably doing some of their first work. Like Henry Cavill did an episode when he was 20.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
His father died recently. I also read that his daughter has serious health issues as well. I always think "I'm taking a sabbatical" sounds fake as fuck but in his case, it could very well be true.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
"talmbout" is the preferred nomenclature
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I remember as a kid, my dad would sometimes ask me if I wanted to go to the gas station with him, as he had to go gas up my mom's car. I didn't think to ask him why she didn't do it herself, I just liked doing stuff with my dad so I always went. Now I wonder if she ever got her own gas once in her whole life? Or did he just know it was a losing battle and he was gonna avoid the hassle? My wife gets her own gas just fine, but she has a hard time parking in the garage and has put a hole in wall from opening her door when she's too close.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
If everyone hates Texas as much as y'all keep saying, why would anyone have to pay the refs to screw you over? Wouldn't they just want to do it to you regardless?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My kids were teens at the time, not a big deal. And sadly, no lingerie was purchased. Just regular underwear and bras.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Years ago, my wife said she had coupons for free stuff at Victoria's Secret (beach towels IIRC) so she was taking our kids and going up there. I said cool. She comes home with several bags, I said gee, that's a lot of stuff, what's the damage. She gets a sheepish look and says $250 or something. I blew up and said what happened to free??? She said she got the free stuff but then they had other stuff that wasn't free, sooooo. I just walked away and kept to myself for the next 12 hours or so.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
Ha, the rumor I saw was Cale. There's only 2 teams left playing, not sure who we could be looking at.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
I've heard rumors that he's out and that's why all these WR are leaving. Why they haven't announced anything yet is beyond me. They need to do that ASAP.
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Celebrity Death Pool -- 2023
There's a line we all come to at some point and that line is "Do I do this chore myself, because I'm a fucking man" or "Fuck this, I can afford to pay someone to do this chore for me". I feel like Mr. Renner is way beyond that line. If I were in his shoes, I'd be staring out the window at the snow saying, "I'd hate to be the asshole plowing this shit". Or better yet, I'd never see snow because I'd be in a tropical climate 24/7.
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NFL week 17 / Bills DB Damar Hamlin seriously injured, taken away via ambulance- MNF game suspended
Says the guy with a big Q avatar. Are you in on this??!?!?!
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NFL week 17 / Bills DB Damar Hamlin seriously injured, taken away via ambulance- MNF game suspended
Who knew that Norman, OK could produce such a classy guy? I sure didn't.
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NFL week 17 / Bills DB Damar Hamlin seriously injured, taken away via ambulance- MNF game suspended
Fuck, he's only a couple of years older than my kids. This is horrible.
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Celebrity Death Pool -- 2023
He couldn't have waited another day? Now I need a new person. I'll go with Jimmy Carter.
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Celebrity Death Pool - 2022
Barbara Walters checks out at 93.
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We have a Dog Issue ("YES, we WILL talk about Bruno")
All right, listen up, ladies and gentlemen, our fugitive has been on the run for 8 days. Average truck speed, over uneven ground, barring injuries, is 60 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of... many miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is ROFLBOX. Go get him.
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loveSac sectional is it worth it ?
We bought our 2 couches when we moved in 9 years ago. We only use the one that sits in front of the TV, just never have any company over to sit in the other one. Well, the one couch is worn down, not as comfy anymore. I was prepared to have to make a trip to the furniture store but to my surprise, my wife was ok with my idea to just swap the couches around. She said she's good for another 9 years. This is the only humblebrag I'll ever get, so just let me have it.
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Classic Car thread
Been wanting to do this for a while, had a terrible time finding what I wanted, but now it's done. I picked up a 1979 Camaro over the weekend. Runs strong and drives, has a 350. The interior is...not there, really. Needs a lot of work. I'm excited and terrified.
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Celebrity Death Pool -- 2023
1. Gene Hackman 2. Pope Ben 16 3. Clint Eastwood 4. Willie Nelson 5. Mel Brooks 6. Dick Van Dyke 7. Bob Dylan 8. Willie Mays 9. Gary Player 10. Demi Lovato