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  1. Sandman
    I too wear a hat with "Stop Hate" written on it, as I choke and slap another human being.
  2. Sandman
    When my ex-SIL was pregnant with her second son, she said they were gonna name him Hunter. I thought that name sucked but I what I really thought was cool is that their last name begins with an H as well. I said you need to give him a middle name that begins with an H too, so he can be Triple H! She did not agree, and instead used her maiden name for the middle name, which is dumb. When I called my grandmother to tell her I was going to have twin girls, she said great, you can use my first and middle name for their names. I respectfully declined her suggestion but I always tell my kids to be thankful that they aren't named Esther and Elvira.
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    Yeah, they should've gone with "Washington F.C." and not had an actual nickname. I've lived in OK for 35+ years, heard lots of racial slurs but "Redskin" wasn't one of them. People usually go with "fucking indians" when they want to go there. Most of the "natives" I know are just people who claim 1/64 tribal blood. But my coworker is actually 100% native and I asked her what she thought about the Redskin name, she said none of her family had ever thought twice about it. They're more into hating Andrew Jackson and wishing he was removed from the $20 bill.
  4. Sandman
    Best part of the story was that his dry cleaner was right next door, they saw it all. The next time he went to pick up his clothes, they said "Hey, didn't you crash into Payless the other day?". He took his clothes and never went back, he was too embarrassed.
  5. Sandman
    The reason I disagree is that it was a round robin, everyone played everyone. We all played the same schedule and OSU won by a game. There's no "what if?" , like 2007 when Kansas went 11-1 but lost to Mizzou and didn't get to play for the B12 title.
  6. Sandman
    I would argue that Baylor shouldn't get a shot either. They lost to OSU, who won the conference season by a game over Baylor. No need for that stupid rematch.
  7. Sandman
    My late BIL did that once. Luckily, he only crashed into Payless and no one was hurt.
  8. Sandman
    A few years ago (shit, 10 years now that I think about it), my kids discovered my old xbox 360 Guitar Hero games and now they play it all the time. The wireless controller broke and now the whammy bar broke on the remaining one. Finding one that works is hard and then you have to pay the $100 and hope the guy on ebay wasn't lying. I've yet to pull the trigger on one but I think I'll have to soon.
  9. Sandman
    Our building had a leak and they're using heaters all over to try and dry out the carpets and inside the drywall. So it's been almost 90 degrees in here for a few days. My 60+ year old coworker (who can't shut up in a normal situation) tells anyone who walks by how wet her underwear happens to be right now.
  10. Sandman
    What's worse is when some moron athlete has a newborn or toddler and puts "SR" on the back of his uniform. Hey fuckface, your stupid son ain't on the team. Nobody's worried about getting the two of you mixed up.
  11. Sandman
    I'll probably watch for a few drives before I get bored and look at something else. But to be fair, that's what I do with any sporting event that doesn't involve my favorite teams. Just getting old, I suppose.
  12. Sandman
    I need a new pillow. I really don't want to spend $100+ but it's looking like I'll have to in order to get a decent one. I'd rather have one that's more firm than soft. I do NOT want one that calls for you to remove or add stuffing whenever you want because I don't want to have a bag of pillow guts in the hall closet for future needs. My wife is happy with her Tempurpedic pillow we got with our bed but fuck, it's $189 on amazon and that's ridiculous IMO. It also feels a bit too soft for my needs. I just want a supportive, king size pillow that's not too expensive.
  13. Sandman
    My wife and I were both vaxed in August. On monday, she felt kinda blah, then was really sick on tuesday but felt better tuesday night. She took an at-home test wednesday morning and it was positive, so she set up a test for wednesday at a lab and got the results thurdsay night, she was positive. Now, I started feeling slightly shitty thursday morning and left work. I took an at-home test thursday night, it was negative. I got an appointment at the lab for friday morning and got tested there, got the results tonight, it was negative. However.... Everyone around me seems to think that whatever results you get MUST be wrong. People told me the at-home test must be wrong, my wife thinks that my lab test must be wrong, or maybe HERS was wrong. False positive, false negative, blah blah blah. Fuck this shit, it makes me want to never get tested again because who gives a fuck? Nobody wants to accept anything at face value.
  14. Sandman
    What if you're divorced and the ex lives far away? Or the ex is like mine and just can't be bothered to do anything but smoke weed and not work?
  15. Sandman
    Sidney Poitier, gone at 94.
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    Casey Thompson

    Sandman replied to Tex Long's topic in Football

    His dad can show him around the spot where the FBI nabbed him for selling coke.
  17. Sandman
    I just assumed that she's like my wife and not much of a cook, so she didn't recognize that it wasn't real bacon.
  18. Sandman
    Isn't that the place where you hide your weed from the cops?
  19. Sandman
    The vegan lied and told her it was real.
  20. Sandman
    She walks like she just sharted and she's trying like hell to keep the shit from getting all over her ass/vag.
  21. Sandman
    I remember those QB contests they'd have in the off-season, Jay would win the longest pass pretty much every time. One of them went for 73 yds.
  22. Sandman
    He said we just HAD to get the Truecoat on the springs, it's so worth it.
  23. Sandman
    One of the springs broke on my wife's garage door this weekend. Called our usual place and it turns out that it had been sold to a new owner (the old guy retired and sold his business, good for him) and they came out on Saturday, guy said he didn't have the parts that would fix it, wouldn't have those parts until mid Feb, and suggested we upgrade to a high torsion spring set-up for the low, low cost of $943. We called a different place that came out today and had the needed parts and it was fixed in an hour for $200. Looks like I found a new garage door guy.
  24. Sandman
    Had a cold front move into the OKC metro, temps dropped into the low teens. My office building had a pipe burst and water has fucked up a lot of shit. What a great way to kick off the new year!
  25. Sandman
    Willis McGahee was drafted in the first round, played 11 years in the league and made $32MM. That's pretty damn good for an NFL RB. The money wasn't as good as it is now but if he was smart, he's set for life.

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