Everything posted by Sandman
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Kansas State @ Oklahoma
My ou friends are worried about this one but I don't see it. I hope ou loses by 100 but they'll win this one by 7-10 pts IMO.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Wife wants this CD, some christian band I've never heard of. She asked me to find it online for her, as I usually just download music online but I couldn't find that one. So I forget about it. She texted me today, "I bought that CD I've been wanting". Only after she made the purchase did she realize that none of our PCs have a CD drive, so she can't put the music on her phone. Nor does her car have a CD player. Luckily, I still had an old external drive and she was able to rip the songs. Who the fuck still buys CDs????
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
Reid was a bitch. He came crawling back a few years later and asked Gundy for an assistant coach job, which Gundy gave him.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Not to mention that we're just supposed to guess how they spell their first name as well. Bitch, do you know how many variations of Katelyn there are?
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Realignment talk not going away
Yes. And I wouldn't be sitting here bitching that they wouldn't play us. ou chose texas over us, and that's 100% fine. But don't come back acting like it's our fault. You want to guarantee that bedlam takes place? Don't leave the league. It's that simple.
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Realignment talk not going away
So if your wife was sucking some guy's dick, while also telling you how much she wants your marriage to work...do you believe her?
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Realignment talk not going away
That shit is like something my ex-wife would say. "I'm unilaterally making decisions that affect both of our lives. Tough shit if you don't like it. Also, I need you to chage your future plans to accomodate my schedule." Then a surprised Pikachu face when it doesn't work that way.
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Realignment talk not going away
Bullshit I do. The super bowl is something to be excited about. Nothing exciting about losing a game 80% of the time.
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Patagonia owners give away their company
You should see the threads where people want to ban others from eating a steak if it isn't cooked a certain way.
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The London Bridge Has Fallen - The Legacy of Queen Elizabeth II
Tony Bair looks old as fuck.
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Patagonia owners give away their company
They don't make tall-sized clothing, so they can fuck off. Columbia and Eddie Bauer are my real friends.
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Scott Frost - a very rich unemployed person
My mom was born and raised in Dubuque. I never thought a Scott Frost thread would hit close to home but here we are. Al, I've never been to Iowa and I can't ask my mom about it, as she passed years ago. She never really talked much about it. Would Dubuque be worth a visit?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Wouldn't that make the eggs that much harder to crack open? Pretty soon, you'll need a hammer just to make an omelette.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I put eggshells down the garbage disposal because I heard it helps keep the blades sharp. Dunno if that's true but it makes a satisfying noise when it destroys those shells, so I'm gonna keep doing it.
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The London Bridge Has Fallen - The Legacy of Queen Elizabeth II
If my wife started telling me her thoughts on Liz Truss and what it means for the UK, then I would agree with you. But she just talks about the dress so-and-so wore and what some kid's middle name is. These aren't "heads of state" to most people. They are characters in a long running prime time soap.
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The London Bridge Has Fallen - The Legacy of Queen Elizabeth II
The monarchy doesn't have much to do with "politics", really. They have almost zero power to do anything. They just hang out and do PR shit, mostly. So women (like my wife) can just have their princess fantasy and not have to think about government or politics. It's just a soap opera for them. Don't overthink it.
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Celebrity Death Pool - 2022
Anyone else who dies today will never be remembered. It'll always be overshadowed by QEII.
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The London Bridge Has Fallen - The Legacy of Queen Elizabeth II
I liked this one
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The London Bridge Has Fallen - The Legacy of Queen Elizabeth II
Even the sign lanuage chick on BBC is in all black.
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The London Bridge Has Fallen - The Legacy of Queen Elizabeth II
They said Katherine wasn't there either. Maybe it's strictly blood relations allowed.
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The London Bridge Has Fallen - The Legacy of Queen Elizabeth II
Why? Because some people don't like him? He's been training for this his entire life. I'd tell everyone to fuck off as I put that crown on my head.
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Who is your Hero?
My dad. Born into a loving but lower class family, left home for the military and served 26 years (enlisted, not an officer). Then worked for the VA for another 17 odd years. Through self-sacrifice, hard work and shrewd investing, is now a retired millionaire. Never brags about his accomplishments, never puts himself above anyone else. Most importantly for me, he never said to me "I told you so", when I gave him plenty of opportunities.
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The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power - Amazon Prime
I watched Ep 1 and I thought it was boring as fuck. No hate on casting or any nerd shit, I just wasn't feeling it. I'm sad, FOTR is one of my top 5 films of all time and I wanted to love this. I don't have any desire to watch Ep 2.
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Truck AC just went out...learn me please...
My dad told me that he and his three brothers used to fight to see who had to sit behind my grandfather in the car. Gramps dipped skoal and when he would spit out the window, it would inevitably fly into the rear window and nailing the kid sitting back there.
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