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Posts posted by Sandman
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11 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:
form their existence to upset Texas
Beating Texas in football hasn't been an upset for several years.
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13 minutes ago, HouTex said:
Sounds like the widow maker heart attack. Often no warning and it’s very hard to detect even with scans, stress tests, etc. I’ve just had my third friend die from one.
My dad had the widow maker in 2016. He was at the grocery store but he managed to drive home, get the "cold stuff" put away and then had my nephew take him to the hospital. Why he didn't get an abulance at the store is beyond me. One triple bypass later, he's still hanging around. No clue how he made it. The doc told us at the time that it wasn't looking good.
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56 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:
Everyone knows you're poor as dirt when the lunch lady acknowledges your participation in the reduced/free lunch program
My kids' school made you put money on their account (unless you got free lunch) and everyone would just give their account number when they got lunch. That way no one would know who got the free lunch.
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In downtown OKC, its 100 and my office building's A/c just went out. Fuck this shit.
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One of my twin daughters (no pics) moved out last year and tomorrow the other one is leaving. Neither will be far away but still, an empty nest. I got used to them being gone during the summers at their mom's house over the last 10-12 years, so I'm not too torn up about this. I will miss them but I'll enjoy the quiet time with the Mrs. as well.
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3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:
Why do they not announce trades or put them on the scroll? It’s really hard to jump in and out.
IIRC its because of the CBA, they can't announce trades until they've been finalized.
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I had a small stack of mail that was wrapped in a rubber band. When I got to about 5 feet or so from the outbound mail tray, I gave it a nonchalant flick of the wrist and it flipped and twisted in the air and landed perfectly in the tray as if I had gently placed it there, right side up and facing the right way. Of course, nobody was around to witness it.
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5 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:Parkour is kinda cool when a real pro does it.
I used to do shit like this when I was a kid, only they didn't call it "Parkour", we called it the hot lava game. My dad called it "jumping around like an idiot" and told me to knock it off.
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Sounds like the whole "Witness" thing was their downfall. Gonna have to rebrand and start over if they want to stay out of prison.
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Browsing through facebook marketplace and the number of stupid fucks that can't figure out how to use the words "sell" and "sale" in the right context.
"For Sell"
"It's time to sale this, don't need it no more"
I hate them.
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My friend's wife was at her boot camp workout place today and one of the guys in her class had a massive heart attack and died, right on the spot. There was a nurse in the class and they immediately went to work on him but he was a goner. He was in his early 50s. My friends and I are all late 40s and we're freaking out a bit. Fuck!
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Went to the bathroom here at the office, headed into the big stall to find that someone had a bout of explosive diarrhea and decided not to flush. I hope that motherfucker dies from dehydration or whatever else they got going on. There's no excuse for leaving that for the next person to discover.
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4 hours ago, BabaYaga said:
One year we tried to surprise him and get his dad's war records
How does one go about doing this? I'd love to get my grandfather's records so my dad (26 yr USAF vet) could see them.
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5 hours ago, StruggleBus said:
Can't blame any of the guys that join LIV. $100 million guaranteed to join 8 events? You fucking kidding me?
I think it's funny how people fully support the athletes "getting the bag" in every sport but this one. I don't get the vitriol.
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If I still played fantasy football, "Taint Massage" would be a great team name.
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6 hours ago, chainsaw said:
Has anyone been executed as punishment for a crime that didn't actually kill anyone?
This dude is on death row in Oklahoma for allegedly telling a guy to kill someone.
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I've had my Samsung french door for about 10 years. My only complaint is that the paint has flaked off of every handle, looks like shit.
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Somewhere, Sirhan Sirhan is hearing this news and he's pissed.
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1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:
Good lord imagine Stillwater being considered MOST overrated
As someone who enjoys going to Stilly, there's not much non-OSU stuff to do there (IMO) and I don't see how it could be overrated at all.
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21 hours ago, Sandbagging Steve said:
And also deal with ESPN saying the real champion is the SEC champion?
Espn is losing millions of subscribers a year. There are fewer and fewer people that hear what they're saying or care about it.
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Went on a road trip with the wife for our anniversary this past weekend. She doesn't seem to know left from right, can't look up anything on google maps, can't judge distance. It was all I could do to keep from blowing up at her. I did get laid a couple of times, so I guess it was worth it.
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My buddy got free passes to the practice round today, so I drove up from OKC to Tulsa this morning. We both commented that it was fucking hot, then realized it was only 90 and that we were old, fat pussies. Saw Sergio and Rahm, drank a $6 bottle of water, then dropped $400+ at the merch tent. Ate BBQ afterwards, had a blast.
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My Whirlpool Cabrio set will turn 9 in july and the washer has about had it. It has a slight leak but it's not constant, it's just some of the time. It roars like a lion when it spins fast, I think it's a bearing or something. I looked at prices the other day and fucking hell, I don't want to spend that much.
Pissing in funny places
in Lulz
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Marine Corps boot camp, 70-80 guys and about 8 urinals. Anytime the entire platoon had to go somewhere and we were behind schedule, you would hear the ominous announcement:
"Hit the head before we go! Double up and triple up on those pissers!". One minute you're taking a regular ol' piss, the next minute, 2-3 dicks are coming at you from all sides like a horrible gangbang.