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  1. Sandman
    At ou, they skip the boosters and just start fucking the assistant coach's wife. Probably drinking a Pearl as he goes balls deep.
  2. Sandman
    Fuck all this bullshit about a missed PI call. ou has been getting away with bullshit holding for 30+ fucking years, many of them tonight. Fuck those assholes.
  3. Sandman
    Never trust a guy named Carruth when firearms are involved.
  4. Sandman
    ou fans don't know that the basketball team exists, so that argument never comes up. They also like to ignore any sport in which OSU has the "Rangz" advantage, another nail in the hoops coffin for them.
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    My wife often tries to speak at roughly the speed of light and the words don't always catch up to her brain, so she'll fuck up some words. I am a habitual ball-buster and I just can't help but point that shit out and laugh, I do it to myself too. Last night, we were talking with my kid and the wife blurts out some gibberish as she's talking and I give the kid a glance out of the corner of my eye. She heard it too and we both have a shit eating grin on our faces. Wife sees this and storms away, saying that I'm "Being rude".
  6. Sandman
    You can take my grudges from my cold, dead hands.
  7. Sandman
    I had never heard of the "N" version until I saw Pulp Fiction in the theater. I was looking around to see if anyone else had heard it or maybe I was losing my mind.
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    The game is in Stillwater, which is honestly worse for OSU.
  10. Sandman
    Tech had 108 yds of offense. Shut out at home for the first time since 1987. I know they aren't world-beaters but they're at least a bowl team. They had nothing tonight.
  11. Sandman
    I've never heard of a woman that uses cardinal directions. You sure she ain't a dude?
  12. Sandman
    The national archives are great, I highly recommend it.
  13. Sandman
    It's the meth kingpins that funnel the money in now. Trailers are so 90's.
  14. Sandman
    My ou-grad friend said the university is in debt to the tune of 2 billion dollars and that it would be difficult to match a big offer. I said boosters would pay the money anyway, so who cares? Also I can't find a source online for this 2 billion dollar debt. FWIW, I guess.
  15. Sandman
    Uncle Gary sounds like a real one. What's his surly handle?
  16. Sandman
    He got that Rocko package, everything carpeted.
  17. Sandman
    Growing up as a military brat, I've never had a thanksgiving or Christmas meal with my extended family, it was always just the 4 of us. Sometimes my wife's family does it and I just don't like it, I'm not used to that. Thanksgiving was just another Thursday and one of my mom's (amazing) homecooked meals, the only difference being it was turkey or ham, which we didn't have that much. Being out of school was nice though.
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    My ou grad coworker read that LSU is offering in the 12-15MM range, not that I believe that. I do agree that ou sucks, however.
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    Yes, 5 weeks. This was for 3 new passports and 1 renewal. I didn't use a service or pay for the expedite fee. We filled out the forms at home and dropped them at the post office. I was told it would take 16 weeks so this is quite the surprise. I don't know if we just got some motivated employees to process our stuff or if there's just fewer applications being submitted.
  21. Sandman
    I would say that I'd sell my house if this shit went into effect but then I'd never buy a house in an HOA area to begin with.
  22. Sandman
    We went out to do some birthday/christmas shopping for the kids, my wife wanted to look for some new shoes for herself while we're out, no big deal. First, she has really big feet, women's 11-12, so she always has problems finding shoes that fit. She sees this pair and while trying to cram her foot into it, she hurts her toe. Her: "OW! These just don't fit, that really hurt!" Me: "Cool, let's move on then" Her: "I want to try this other one first" Me: .... Her: "These don't work either. Let me try the first ones again" Me: "The ones that hurt? Why would you try those again?" Her: "They might work this time. OW! No, they don't fit." Me: WTF
  23. Sandman
    Submitted my application on 10-7, got my passport on friday. Damn, that was fast!
  24. Sandman
    Every ad with acoustic guitars and a raspy voiced chick trying to sing a classic song and butchering it.
  25. Sandman
    Careful, you might make him cry like a little bitch.

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