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Sandman

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  1. Sounds like the whole "Witness" thing was their downfall. Gonna have to rebrand and start over if they want to stay out of prison.
  2. Browsing through facebook marketplace and the number of stupid fucks that can't figure out how to use the words "sell" and "sale" in the right context. "For Sell" "It's time to sale this, don't need it no more" I hate them.
  3. Sandman

    Getting old sucks

    My friend's wife was at her boot camp workout place today and one of the guys in her class had a massive heart attack and died, right on the spot. There was a nurse in the class and they immediately went to work on him but he was a goner. He was in his early 50s. My friends and I are all late 40s and we're freaking out a bit. Fuck!
  4. Went to the bathroom here at the office, headed into the big stall to find that someone had a bout of explosive diarrhea and decided not to flush. I hope that motherfucker dies from dehydration or whatever else they got going on. There's no excuse for leaving that for the next person to discover.
  5. How does one go about doing this? I'd love to get my grandfather's records so my dad (26 yr USAF vet) could see them.
  6. I think it's funny how people fully support the athletes "getting the bag" in every sport but this one. I don't get the vitriol.
  7. If I still played fantasy football, "Taint Massage" would be a great team name.
  8. DJ officially gone: Dustin Johnson resigns from PGA Tour to play in rival LIV series (espn.com)
  9. This dude is on death row in Oklahoma for allegedly telling a guy to kill someone. Richard Glossip - Wikipedia
  10. I've had my Samsung french door for about 10 years. My only complaint is that the paint has flaked off of every handle, looks like shit.
  11. Somewhere, Sirhan Sirhan is hearing this news and he's pissed.
  12. As someone who enjoys going to Stilly, there's not much non-OSU stuff to do there (IMO) and I don't see how it could be overrated at all.
  13. Espn is losing millions of subscribers a year. There are fewer and fewer people that hear what they're saying or care about it.
  14. Went on a road trip with the wife for our anniversary this past weekend. She doesn't seem to know left from right, can't look up anything on google maps, can't judge distance. It was all I could do to keep from blowing up at her. I did get laid a couple of times, so I guess it was worth it.
  15. My buddy got free passes to the practice round today, so I drove up from OKC to Tulsa this morning. We both commented that it was fucking hot, then realized it was only 90 and that we were old, fat pussies. Saw Sergio and Rahm, drank a $6 bottle of water, then dropped $400+ at the merch tent. Ate BBQ afterwards, had a blast.
  16. My Whirlpool Cabrio set will turn 9 in july and the washer has about had it. It has a slight leak but it's not constant, it's just some of the time. It roars like a lion when it spins fast, I think it's a bearing or something. I looked at prices the other day and fucking hell, I don't want to spend that much.
  17. There's a lot of guys out there with ex-wives, I'm sure we can get a good list going pretty quickly.
  18. If Chandler had been kicking a football, it would've been good from 60. Holy fuck.
  19. I have been monitoring the status on a car that's been "In Transit" since early February (2022 VW GTI). I had called the dealer when I first saw it online, then followed up about every 3-4 weeks via text. Last weekend, I saw they had a very similar used model, so I decided to go up there and look at it. I get there (unannounced BTW) and they guy said that car sold last night but he had the one that I've been waiting for, it had just come in the day before. Test drove it and made the deal. From my arrival to leaving with the car, I was there for 2 hours. One of the quickest car deals I've ever made. Most of the time was spent waiting for the papers to print. They offered 30.5k for my trade, I asked for 32.5k, we settled on 31.5k, which was right at what Carvana, Carmax and Vroom had offered me. I'm pleased with the deal.
  20. I ordered some stuff online from two different vendors (neither amazon), both told me my items would arrive within 2-3 days, which was incredibly quick, IMO. Nothing has showed up yet and everything has been pushed back. Why over-promise and under-deliver? If they had told me it would take 10 days to get my stuff, that's fine. I didn't ask for 2 day shipping. But if you tell me it'll be here in 2 days and now it's been a week and it still ain't here, I'm irritated.
  21. Traded in my 2016 F150 for a '22 VW GTI. It has plenty of room for my tall ass and much better fuel economy. So much more room in my garage now as well.
  22. I've been talking to this dealership, they don't have the car I want right now. I test drove a similar one and said to let me know when they get one spec'd out the way I want. The boss (whom I've never met) starts texting me to come see a bunch of shit I don't want. I told him what I'm looking for and to let me know when they get one. Fast forward 2 months, I decide to check the local dealers and I see a car on their website that meets my needs. And I know it's not "in transit" because there's pictures of it at the dealership. I call to set up a test drive for that afternoon, they said cool. 5 mins later, that boss texts me to say the car is already sold. Then he tries to sell me another car that I don't want. If that prick had called or texted me when that car came in, we would've already had a deal done. Fuck that place, I'll do business elsewhere.
  23. I used to drive for a living. I take any opportunity to sit in the passenger seat and stare out the window or just doze off. It's like a chef cooking all day and then wanting to go home and cook a big dinner. Fuck that noise.
  24. When you're eating something that really hits the spot, like a cookie or brownie, and you're almost finished with it and that last little piece breaks off and falls on the ground when you take a bite.
  25. This is the expression of every chick that got pissed off when you accidently got some jizz on her face/hand/leg. Like you committed a war crime or something. That's my ex-wife's tribe, so I'll pass.
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