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  1. Sandman
    Careful, you might make him cry like a little bitch.
  2. Sandman
    She kept saying "Ko-Lahr" like he was a cartoon vilian from outer space.
  3. Sandman
    My wife prefers "and that sort of thing" & "and whatever". She'll occasionally toss in "and ____ kinda thing".
  4. Sandman
    They fired him when he was OC and their offense wasn't that good. I think that bridge has been burned for a while.
  5. Sandman
    My wife's cousin is named Gary Bohanan. So every time I hear Gus talk about how Bohanan is running wild on this defense, I picture a 70-something retired pastor cutting on a dime and racing upfield.
  6. Sandman
    I'd love to know how Jordan felt when he found out this story. I wonder if he knew about this before his own father was killed.
  7. Sandman
    A woman at work is like that, acts like she gets paid by the syllable. All the women at my job like to start talking to someone from far away, yelling and getting quieter as they approach. Why they can't wait until they get to the person to start talking remains a mystery.
  8. Sandman
    What's up with your Pops smokin' and jokin' with his doggone hands in his doggone pockets??!!?! J/K, SFMF
  9. Sandman
    Every damn day. It really hits hard when she even includes the end of the convo: "She said ok and I said ok, thanks bye"
  10. Sandman
    Holy shit, I forgot about that one. Make it three, please.
  11. Sandman
    You know, I don't disagree with this take but I also find it hilarious that ou is seen as top tier over LSU but the Tigahs have won 2 chamionships since ou won their last one. Here's to another 20 ringless years for those fucks.
  12. Sandman
    It's more a case of they can buy black, white, silver paint in bulk because 90% of their sales will be in that color. Buying in bulk is cheaper.
  13. Sandman
    Neers getting their shit pushed in.
  14. Sandman
    My dad told my sister that he'd like to host Christmas at his house. The issue is that my sister's adult son (29 & unemployed) lives with our dad and is a slob. She's going to try to talk dad into having Christmas at her house instead.
  15. Sandman
    My wife, 2 kids and I went in for passports on 10-7 and 10-8. They said it would be 16 weeks, one of my kids got hers back in 2 weeks. Crazy fast. Still waiting for the other three.
  16. Sandman
    Damn, I didn't even try to monetize this. I'm leaving money on the table! Seriously, I was texted that pic and had no idea it was fake. Life goes on.
  17. Sandman
    Sorry for partying.
  18. Sandman
    Sorry, someone just sent me that pic, I don't have a link.
  19. Sandman
    Reckless endangerment charge incoming?
  20. Sandman
    Nobody will even get in, Bob Stoops will bar the door from the inside.
  21. Sandman
    #BREAKING A senior law enforcement officials tells @NBCNews @PeteWilliamsNBC what appears to be partial human remains have been found in the Carlton Reserve in an area previously underwater. The remains were found near a backpack consistent with items Brian Laundrie may have had
  22. Sandman
    This makes sense to me, as most teachers are female. I don't think it's some kind of conspiracy, I just think it's natural for women to structure things in a manner that appeals to, or would benefit other females.
  23. Sandman
    I remember getting all kinds of shots in boot camp. They didn't ask any questions, just ushered us through a curtain and 2 Filipina corpsman (corpswomen?) attacked from both sides with pneumatic needle guns. Got a shot in the ass, to boot. Wandered back outside with a sore ass cheek, blood dripping from both shoulders.
  24. Sandman

    Getting old sucks

    Sandman replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    My mom and grandmother would write each other all the time, as my dad was career military and we were never close enough to visit. One day, I came home to find my mother crying. I was a self-absorbed teen and didn't say anything. I asked my dad later and he said my mom got a letter from my grandmother, telling her that the Alzheimer's had gotten to the point where she could no longer write, so this was her last letter. I can't imagine how that must've felt.
  25. Sandman
    I got selected when I was 18 or 19, medical malpractice lawsuit. This lady claimed that she had been rendered sterile due to faulty care from this doctor. I got booted because both of my parents had or did work in the medical field. I've never been called again and I doubt I will, having worked in law enforcement and now working for the state. I know it's changed now but I remember the jury duty pay in Oklahoma back then (1992) was $6 a day. I missed three days of work to "earn" $18. I used most of that to pay for parking.

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