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  1. Sandman
    I always tell her I had to work hard when I was young to be able to fuck around at work when I'm old. Her boss isn't even 30 yet, she's totally cutting in line.
  2. Sandman
    My daughter is in college and working retail, she's been bitching because her boss is horribly lazy but makes a lot of money. I just told her welcome to adulthood.
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    My boss is retiring after 50 years of employment. I showed my wife a picture from a small ceremony we had. Wife see the pic and says "Wow, she looks old.". I didn't say this but I was thinking "No shit, she's had an adult job for 50 years, of course she's old!".
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    I don't have cable so I didn't see the story on tv. I only heard about this from coworkers talking about it. When I heard the name "Gabby Petito" and that she was from Florida, I just assumed she was Cuban or something. There's lots of hot Cuban chicks out there, so I became interested.
  5. Sandman
    So the killer has a type, eh?
  6. Sandman
    My kid works at a dog daycare/boarder, they don't have an overnight person. Dogs are on their own from about 8pm to 6am. Also, this is poor phrasing:
  7. Sandman
    My BIL passed in January, it was rough. Cardiac arrest at 57. I'm pulling for you, man. I never had offical OCD but I have had some minor OCD-type issues. The biggest was "Did I close the garage door before I left?". Had to turn around many times to check. Now I make a mental checklist when I leave: wallet, keys, phone, lunch; then back out the truck, fold out the mirrors, close the garage. Works like s charm (knock on wood).
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  9. Sandman
    In what manner? Just a quick joyride into low orbit? I suppose people would pay for that but I sure wouldn't.
  10. Sandman
    My coworker has a radio in her cube and she's obviously listening to pandora or spotify because every 3-4 tunes, a christmas song comes on. I love christmas music but c'mon man, it's fucking september.
  11. Sandman
    Sark looks...pretty fat. Gary Patterson fat.
  12. Sandman
    I bring a trail mix bar with my lunch every day. Not too many calories and it tastes fine. But today? Every damn bite was perfection. Just the right amount of sweet and tart. I'm already pissed that tomorrow's will not be the same.
  13. Sandman
    Why would the dad go through so much trouble to try to "fix" the boat accident, only to kill his shitty son afterwards? And if the shitty son walked in on his dad killing his mom, the dad could just tell the son "I'm fixing your problem, you can help me fix mine!", instead of finding a different gun and killing him too. And if I'm Buster, I'm changing my name and leaving town for good.
  14. Sandman
    OSU needs a guaranteed loss on their schedule? No, they don't need that. And the idea of ASKING for that asskicking after getting backstabbed is fucking retarded.
  15. Sandman
    It's not their sole decision. Again, for the people in the back, fuck those pricks.
  16. Sandman
    Who fucking says? Fuck those cocksuckers.
  17. Sandman
    ISWYDT
  18. Sandman
    Dude owns a plumbing company and acts like an ass most of the time. This is nothing new here in OK.
  19. Sandman
    We have key cards to get in the doors at work. Just a plain card, no picture on it, no logos, nothing. You hold it by the sensor and it beeps and unlocks the door. The old women up here always call it a "badge", which I hate. I have a badge from when I worked at the county sheriff. It wasn't a plastic card. And an ID card isn't a badge either.
  20. Sandman
    I mean...maybe NAIA? Certainly not D-1. She tries, though. That's what matters. *clapclapclap*
  21. Sandman
    Shit, you've signed your own death warrant! Luby's shooting - Wikipedia
  22. Sandman
    I misplaced my phone last night, couldn't find it anywhere. I asked my wife to call it so I could track it down. She calls but nothing. We walked around the house, her calling and me listening intently but still nothing. She eventually sees it and I'm really irritated that it didn't ring. I checked and it wasn't on silent so I'm just cursing apple at this point. She looks down at her phone and says, "Umm, it's not your phone's fault. I was dialing your work number this whole time. Sorry.".
  23. Sandman
    This is probably why I have TE. I play golf but maybe 1-2 times a year. I use the previously mentioned theraband/dildo bar and wear an elbow sleeve and both are great.
  24. Sandman
    "I've got offers from Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum, I'll put them on the map!"
  25. Sandman
    Hearing some chatter that Spencer Sanders is in quarantine and won't be ready in time for the game, Illingsworth to get the start. It was mentioned on sports radio this morning (I didn't hear it myself, just read something).

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