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Posts posted by Sandman
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On 11/26/2021 at 8:27 PM, Nicole44 said:
women and men getting screwed over by the courts
I gotta say, I'm pretty sure I've never heard of a woman getting screwed in a custody decision. Not saying it doesn't happen but I just can't think of an example.
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2 hours ago, Vertigo said:
I hear fucking boosters wives and offering to fight with your shirt off are in the "desired but not required" category.
At ou, they skip the boosters and just start fucking the assistant coach's wife. Probably drinking a Pearl as he goes balls deep.
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Fuck all this bullshit about a missed PI call. ou has been getting away with bullshit holding for 30+ fucking years, many of them tonight. Fuck those assholes.
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Never trust a guy named Carruth when firearms are involved.
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35 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:
Sadly, OU also leads the basketball series by 38 games.
ou fans don't know that the basketball team exists, so that argument never comes up. They also like to ignore any sport in which OSU has the "Rangz" advantage, another nail in the hoops coffin for them.
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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:
Next time you want to bust your wife’s balls, try to remember that she doesn’t have any. And if you proceed, get ready to accept blue balls of your own for a while.
My wife often tries to speak at roughly the speed of light and the words don't always catch up to her brain, so she'll fuck up some words. I am a habitual ball-buster and I just can't help but point that shit out and laugh, I do it to myself too. Last night, we were talking with my kid and the wife blurts out some gibberish as she's talking and I give the kid a glance out of the corner of my eye. She heard it too and we both have a shit eating grin on our faces. Wife sees this and storms away, saying that I'm "Being rude".
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19 minutes ago, Lobo said:
holding grudges
You can take my grudges from my cold, dead hands.
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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:
Yeah, gotta tell ya, that was one that I had NO idea about the racist origins. I'd been using the "tiger" version my whole life, had heard only that version, so had no idea there was any other implication. Shit, I still use it in my head all the time, because for my entire frame of reference, it's just an innocent child's counting tool.
I had never heard of the "N" version until I saw Pulp Fiction in the theater. I was looking around to see if anyone else had heard it or maybe I was losing my mind.
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15 minutes ago, Js1 said:
Once OU
and Texas areis in the SEC, the Big 12 has no active teams that have been to the CFP.-
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33 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:
The biggest issue is the game is in Norman
The game is in Stillwater, which is honestly worse for OSU.
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37 minutes ago, Homercles said:
Holy shit fellow Pokes…wow. Just wow. Will never see a defense like this again, and I thought our 2013 D was stout.
Tech had 108 yds of offense. Shut out at home for the first time since 1987. I know they aren't world-beaters but they're at least a bowl team. They had nothing tonight.
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30 minutes ago, drt said:
Me: "What corner is your office on?"
Wife: "Northeast."
I've never heard of a woman that uses cardinal directions. You sure she ain't a dude?
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The national archives are great, I highly recommend it.
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3 minutes ago, 'stache said:
I'm not sure there's enough double-wide equity to cover that from the fanbase.
It's the meth kingpins that funnel the money in now. Trailers are so 90's.
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4 hours ago, Jhawk said:
If OU didn’t match LSU I would be absolutely shocked.
My ou-grad friend said the university is in debt to the tune of 2 billion dollars and that it would be difficult to match a big offer. I said boosters would pay the money anyway, so who cares? Also I can't find a source online for this 2 billion dollar debt. FWIW, I guess.
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1 hour ago, FloridaHorn said:
Redneck Uncle Gary asked my dear friend had she "let me get a little stinky on my pinky yet?"
Uncle Gary sounds like a real one. What's his surly handle?
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1 hour ago, Lobo said:
Did he cover the top of his filing cabinet in carpet? Da fuh?
He got that Rocko package, everything carpeted.
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Growing up as a military brat, I've never had a thanksgiving or Christmas meal with my extended family, it was always just the 4 of us. Sometimes my wife's family does it and I just don't like it, I'm not used to that. Thanksgiving was just another Thursday and one of my mom's (amazing) homecooked meals, the only difference being it was turkey or ham, which we didn't have that much. Being out of school was nice though.
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1 minute ago, 0xdeadbeef said:
can they crank the salary up even more?
Also, OU still sucks.
My ou grad coworker read that LSU is offering in the 12-15MM range, not that I believe that. I do agree that ou sucks, however.
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1 hour ago, Landomatic said:
So, just over 5 weeks? Is my math right on that? Did you use a service or anything?
Yesterday was 4 weeks for mine (using rushmypassport.com) and I still don't have it. Shitty thing is, even though my trip isn't until 12/7 (which is right at 7 weeks from when I submitted it), I only have until 11/22 (5 weeks) to cancel hotel or I lose half the total. Cutting it close.
Yes, 5 weeks. This was for 3 new passports and 1 renewal. I didn't use a service or pay for the expedite fee. We filled out the forms at home and dropped them at the post office. I was told it would take 16 weeks so this is quite the surprise. I don't know if we just got some motivated employees to process our stuff or if there's just fewer applications being submitted.
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I would say that I'd sell my house if this shit went into effect but then I'd never buy a house in an HOA area to begin with.
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We went out to do some birthday/christmas shopping for the kids, my wife wanted to look for some new shoes for herself while we're out, no big deal. First, she has really big feet, women's 11-12, so she always has problems finding shoes that fit. She sees this pair and while trying to cram her foot into it, she hurts her toe.
Her: "OW! These just don't fit, that really hurt!"
Me: "Cool, let's move on then"
Her: "I want to try this other one first"
Me: ....
Her: "These don't work either. Let me try the first ones again"
Me: "The ones that hurt? Why would you try those again?"
Her: "They might work this time. OW! No, they don't fit."
Me: WTF
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Submitted my application on 10-7, got my passport on friday. Damn, that was fast!
Lincoln Riley to USC
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They fired his fat ass when his offense wasn't good enough. His FIL (Boren) isn't president anymore. He ain't going back there.