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Sandman

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  1. We went out to do some birthday/christmas shopping for the kids, my wife wanted to look for some new shoes for herself while we're out, no big deal. First, she has really big feet, women's 11-12, so she always has problems finding shoes that fit. She sees this pair and while trying to cram her foot into it, she hurts her toe. Her: "OW! These just don't fit, that really hurt!" Me: "Cool, let's move on then" Her: "I want to try this other one first" Me: .... Her: "These don't work either. Let me try the first ones again" Me: "The ones that hurt? Why would you try those again?" Her: "They might work this time. OW! No, they don't fit." Me: WTF
  2. Submitted my application on 10-7, got my passport on friday. Damn, that was fast!
  3. Every ad with acoustic guitars and a raspy voiced chick trying to sing a classic song and butchering it.
  4. Careful, you might make him cry like a little bitch.
  5. She kept saying "Ko-Lahr" like he was a cartoon vilian from outer space.
  6. My wife prefers "and that sort of thing" & "and whatever". She'll occasionally toss in "and ____ kinda thing".
  7. They fired him when he was OC and their offense wasn't that good. I think that bridge has been burned for a while.
  8. My wife's cousin is named Gary Bohanan. So every time I hear Gus talk about how Bohanan is running wild on this defense, I picture a 70-something retired pastor cutting on a dime and racing upfield.
  9. I'd love to know how Jordan felt when he found out this story. I wonder if he knew about this before his own father was killed.
  10. A woman at work is like that, acts like she gets paid by the syllable. All the women at my job like to start talking to someone from far away, yelling and getting quieter as they approach. Why they can't wait until they get to the person to start talking remains a mystery.
  11. What's up with your Pops smokin' and jokin' with his doggone hands in his doggone pockets??!!?! J/K, SFMF
  12. Every damn day. It really hits hard when she even includes the end of the convo: "She said ok and I said ok, thanks bye"
  13. Holy shit, I forgot about that one. Make it three, please.
  14. You know, I don't disagree with this take but I also find it hilarious that ou is seen as top tier over LSU but the Tigahs have won 2 chamionships since ou won their last one. Here's to another 20 ringless years for those fucks.
  15. It's more a case of they can buy black, white, silver paint in bulk because 90% of their sales will be in that color. Buying in bulk is cheaper.
  16. Neers getting their shit pushed in.
  17. My dad told my sister that he'd like to host Christmas at his house. The issue is that my sister's adult son (29 & unemployed) lives with our dad and is a slob. She's going to try to talk dad into having Christmas at her house instead.
  18. My wife, 2 kids and I went in for passports on 10-7 and 10-8. They said it would be 16 weeks, one of my kids got hers back in 2 weeks. Crazy fast. Still waiting for the other three.
  19. Damn, I didn't even try to monetize this. I'm leaving money on the table! Seriously, I was texted that pic and had no idea it was fake. Life goes on.
  20. Sorry, someone just sent me that pic, I don't have a link.
  21. Reckless endangerment charge incoming?
  22. Nobody will even get in, Bob Stoops will bar the door from the inside.
  23. #BREAKING A senior law enforcement officials tells @NBCNews @PeteWilliamsNBC what appears to be partial human remains have been found in the Carlton Reserve in an area previously underwater. The remains were found near a backpack consistent with items Brian Laundrie may have had
  24. This makes sense to me, as most teachers are female. I don't think it's some kind of conspiracy, I just think it's natural for women to structure things in a manner that appeals to, or would benefit other females.
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