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Sandman

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  1. Speaking of drawers, what's with this new trend of putting a 4 inch wide waistband on underwear? I don't need an extra belt, fuckers.
  2. I've never had to deal with bike riders, so I don't really have a dog in the fight. That being said, this sounds like the most boring shit to listen to.
  3. I give my kids all kinds of advice but I can't make them listen. I didn't listen to my dad when I was 20, either.
  4. I always tell her I had to work hard when I was young to be able to fuck around at work when I'm old. Her boss isn't even 30 yet, she's totally cutting in line.
  5. My daughter is in college and working retail, she's been bitching because her boss is horribly lazy but makes a lot of money. I just told her welcome to adulthood.
  6. My boss is retiring after 50 years of employment. I showed my wife a picture from a small ceremony we had. Wife see the pic and says "Wow, she looks old.". I didn't say this but I was thinking "No shit, she's had an adult job for 50 years, of course she's old!".
  7. I don't have cable so I didn't see the story on tv. I only heard about this from coworkers talking about it. When I heard the name "Gabby Petito" and that she was from Florida, I just assumed she was Cuban or something. There's lots of hot Cuban chicks out there, so I became interested.
  8. My kid works at a dog daycare/boarder, they don't have an overnight person. Dogs are on their own from about 8pm to 6am. Also, this is poor phrasing:
  9. My BIL passed in January, it was rough. Cardiac arrest at 57. I'm pulling for you, man. I never had offical OCD but I have had some minor OCD-type issues. The biggest was "Did I close the garage door before I left?". Had to turn around many times to check. Now I make a mental checklist when I leave: wallet, keys, phone, lunch; then back out the truck, fold out the mirrors, close the garage. Works like s charm (knock on wood).
  10. In what manner? Just a quick joyride into low orbit? I suppose people would pay for that but I sure wouldn't.
  11. My coworker has a radio in her cube and she's obviously listening to pandora or spotify because every 3-4 tunes, a christmas song comes on. I love christmas music but c'mon man, it's fucking september.
  12. Sark looks...pretty fat. Gary Patterson fat.
  13. I bring a trail mix bar with my lunch every day. Not too many calories and it tastes fine. But today? Every damn bite was perfection. Just the right amount of sweet and tart. I'm already pissed that tomorrow's will not be the same.
  14. Why would the dad go through so much trouble to try to "fix" the boat accident, only to kill his shitty son afterwards? And if the shitty son walked in on his dad killing his mom, the dad could just tell the son "I'm fixing your problem, you can help me fix mine!", instead of finding a different gun and killing him too. And if I'm Buster, I'm changing my name and leaving town for good.
  15. OSU needs a guaranteed loss on their schedule? No, they don't need that. And the idea of ASKING for that asskicking after getting backstabbed is fucking retarded.
  16. It's not their sole decision. Again, for the people in the back, fuck those pricks.
  17. Who fucking says? Fuck those cocksuckers.
  18. Dude owns a plumbing company and acts like an ass most of the time. This is nothing new here in OK.
  19. We have key cards to get in the doors at work. Just a plain card, no picture on it, no logos, nothing. You hold it by the sensor and it beeps and unlocks the door. The old women up here always call it a "badge", which I hate. I have a badge from when I worked at the county sheriff. It wasn't a plastic card. And an ID card isn't a badge either.
  20. I mean...maybe NAIA? Certainly not D-1. She tries, though. That's what matters. *clapclapclap*
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