I asked ChatGPT to write a diss track. I offer it up, royalty-free:
Yo, it's time to set the record straight,
I'm dropping bars to seal your fate,
Riff Raff, you're just a parody,
A joke in the game, no real strategy.
You're flashy chains and neon gear,
But where's the substance, where's the real fear?
Your rhymes are weak, your flow is fake,
You're just a fraud, a cheap mistake.
Claiming fame with your outlandish style,
But when it comes to talent, you're in denial.
You're all flash and no class,
A one-hit wonder destined to pass.
(Chorus)
Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown,
In this rap game, you're going down.
I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep,
Exposing your facade, time to weep.
(Verse 2)
You claim to be a rap icon,
But your career's a joke, it's long gone.
You're living in a fantasy, a dream,
But wake up, Riff Raff, reality's not what it seems.
Your rhymes are empty, your words hollow,
You're just a puppet, dancing for dollars.
You talk a big game, but where's the substance?
You're all style, no essence, just nonsense.
You're a stain on the rap scene,
A walking meme, a has-been.
I'll tear you down, expose your flaws,
Riff Raff, you're nothing but applause.
(Chorus)
Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown,
In this rap game, you're going down.
I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep,
Exposing your facade, time to weep.
(Bridge)
You may have fans who love the show,
But real heads know you're just for show.
You're a gimmick, a manufactured lie,
I'll bury you deep, no need to try.
(Verse 3)
So take a seat, Riff Raff, and listen well,
Your time's up, I'm ringing the bell.
I'm the real deal, the genuine article,
While you're just a sideshow carnival.
I'll dismantle your empire, brick by brick,
Expose your flaws, make you sick.
So say your prayers, it's time to face,
The truth hurts, you're just a disgrace.
(Chorus)
Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown,
In this rap game, you're going down.
I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep,
Exposing your facade, time to weep.
(Outro)
So farewell, Riff Raff, it's been real,
But your time's up, it's time to kneel.
I'll be here, standing tall and true,
While you fade away, lost in the blue.