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Sandman

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  1. No offense, but it's because Texas isn't very good and ou is usually very good.
  2. I've ignored toll bills from Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, they can't find me on the map!
  3. Damn, I just about nailed it. It's like I've seen this movie before or something.
  4. It doesn't matter, look at who's pulling the strings. The only OCs that resisted were Dana, who didn't give a fuck, and Monken, who was Gundy's BFF and told him GTFO his offense.
  5. To be fair, he's kind of a fuckstick.
  6. He was on Bob Simmons' staff for one, Lester's staff for 2, got 2 on his own.
  7. The defense is pretty good but why on earth do you think OSU "should" win? Gundy's won this game twice. Once with the greatest team in the history of the fucking program and the other when Stoops made one of the most boneheaded mistakes of his career. The spread was at 10 until some covid rumors have it down around 7. I want a win badly but Gundy + Sanders' turnovers = 38-16 fuckheads win.
  8. There's talk on the interwebs that 20 or so ou players are out with covid. This supposedly includes 3-5 defensive starters, one starting WR (Haselwood) and maybe their really good TE. I believe none of this and still expect to get thrashed. Sanders just ain't that good, he'll have 2+ turnovers and give the goons a short field for a couple of easy TDs. 38-16 shitbags. Fuck ou.
  9. Man, I just gave Crime Junkie a try and it fucking sucks. The chick throws in a "like" 17 times a sentence and her sidekick is equally as vapid. Why do women talk in real life as if they're starring in a sitcom? My wife does this when she's telling a story and it's all I can do to not leave the room when it happens.
  10. My dad and his family are all born and raised in Bloomington. He used to tell me all the time about the '67 team that went to the Rose Bowl, I tried to not roll my eyes. IU football is trash, the late 80s were cool but it's just a bad program. I just concentrated on the basketball team and that was good enough for me. That being said... I know the rankings are stupid, this isn't a top 10 team. I know the teams they've played are shit. But...this is a fucking whack-job of a season. Nobody knows what's goiong to happen, it's a crapshoot. I'm excited as hell to watch these kids win some games. Fuck Michigan and Penn State.
  11. My grandfather was an artilleryman in WW2. My uncles said he wouldn't talk about what he saw with anyone but his buddies at the VFW hall. Both of my parents were USAF, they met in tech school. After they got married in 1969, they were told one of them had to GTFO, so mom left. Dad was active duty from 1967-1993, started as a medic and retired as hospital administration. Never got sent to Nam, closest we got was the Philippines in 1976. When I was a kid, I asked him why he didn't go to Vietnam. He shrugged and said "President Nixon didn't tell me to go." I didn't get it as a kid, but I laugh about it now.
  12. His ear is AWOL. That was horrific.
  13. The older I get, the more easily triggered I get by certain words. Kiddo(s), hubby (hubs), doggo are the worst offenders. Yummy is another one.
  14. I was talking to the wife about buying something, I can't remember what it was. She wanted it, so she said "Let's pull the plug" instead of "pull the trigger". I said I'm glad you didn't say that to the doctor when I was in the hospital last month and he told us about treatment options. Mega tone in my direction.
  15. I went on a school trip to VIenna in the mid 80s, so this hits close to home. Great city, had a blast.
  16. I hate that I was right but like I said, Sanders is a fucking turnover machine. Gundy wants to come off like a hard ass when he benches RBs for fumbling but he refuses to put Sanders on the pine when he commits multiple turnovers in a game. I'd ask how he's going to learn to take care of the ball but this is his 3rd year in the system, you'd think he'd get it by now. Oh wait, his coach is a pussy and won't do anything at all.
  17. "Well, other than that, how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"
  18. Like I said. He's just not that good.
  19. As an OSU fan, I smell a loss upcoming. Gundy is a boob, Sanders is a turnover machine. I see Sam running all over us when the WR are covered. Fuck this gay earth.
  20. I swore I read the other day that he was doing the ou game tonight.
  21. Got hit with freezing rain in central OK. Work got shut down at 2 PM today. On the drive home, a car spun out on the interstate and almost hit me and another car. Then I come home to see my 5 big trees coated in ice and limbs broken off. Limbs are snapping all over my nieghborhood, fucking hell. The leaves haven't fallen off yet, so it's just that much worse. Fuck this shit.
  22. My stream got 86'd. WTF crackstreams??
  23. My sister just got a Telluride, it's nice. I told her "You're 50 years old and your kids are grown, good thing you got a 7 passenger SUV!".
  24. Spent a week in the hospital with a bowel obstruction. I was finally able to get some sleep on about day 3 but I was awoken by a fart that had a little something extra. Had to call my wife to deliver some back-up underwear. And I thought I would make it through the year unscathed....
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