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On 2/3/2020 at 5:03 PM, Scheiss Meister said:
when I'm wearing sunglasses and engage someone in conversation, I remove my sunglasses out of respect. So much of face to face communication is facial expression that I don't want sunglasses to get in the way.
How am I supposed to check out the tits on the chick I'm talking to if I take off my sunglasses?? You think I'm talking to her because I actually want to hear what she has to say?
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2 hours ago, Matuka said:
Sorry for getting off topic, but csb… Lived off campus in a co-ed dorm my freshman year. Hometown bud lived in the same dorm. Sometime in the middle of the Fall semester, his roommate announced that he was going to live with his frat buddy in the adjacent room, so my friend was going to likely to need a new roommate. So I called him on his room phone, disguising my voice in a thick middle eastern accent. I was laying down some ground rules like no alcohol in the room and that I smoked. He was royally freaking out. He immediately called the dorm mother, raising hell and of course she didn't know what was going on.
As this was 1980, there were no cell phones or caller ID on the landlines. It was the golden age of prank phone calls; it was my second favorite prank phone call ever.
Yeah, caller ID ruined our prank calling fun. Looking back on it now, we were such assholes. I'm glad the youth of today can't call me and tell me how much I suck. Too bad their parents call me about my credit card debt, car warranty and health insurance plan.
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The local weather dorks in OKC are calling for us to get 4-6 inches. Which means a dusting, more than likely.
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On 2/1/2020 at 11:53 AM, Brew said:
That is a fair assessment along with it being overrun by the olds, but I would say the City is built around a water based lifestyle. We shop, eat, etc in Ft Myers, but weekends and afternoons are spent on the water or at the beach or at one of the many nature preserves/trails. There is no historical component to the city, so you've got to be there for the water. Within 2-3 hours, we can be in Tampa, Orlando, Miami, the Keys, etc. if we want to go do something different on a given day. I'm also not sure I would classify Tampa or any of the other larger FL cities much differently. I've been to and through all of them and outside of Miami I'm not sure how different any are. Jax has been a complete shithole for a while, but even it has some positives.
My preference would be several different locations from Tampa through Ft Myers. Ft Myers isn't a tourist trap like some of the others, but it gets really busy during snowbird season with people that have second homes. I also have a preference for the gulf side over the Atlantic side although I'm starting to get an itch to make a run to the Bahamas so that may change.
I was in Ft. Myers for work 25 years ago. All of the young folks hated it ( I was young too but coming from OKC, I thought it was nice) because there was nothing to do. I guess they didn't have access to a boat or anything fun.
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On 1/28/2020 at 6:03 PM, Helobious said:
Some criminally underused animal mascot names: Crocodiles, Gorillas, Silverbacks. Major lulz that some pansy-ass Cali private school ever had the name “Rebels” to begin with.
Great options for teams full of young, black males. Nobody would bat an eye.
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49 minutes ago, Your Mom said:
But at the same time, fuck any shitbag barista that thinks I have to meet their personally chosen level of behavior for the privilege of having them make my coffee. As long as I'm not being verbally abusive, as long as I can hear you and answer your questions, and as long I'm not causing a scene in your coffee shop just do your fucking job.
I wonder if they'd refuse to serve a guy wearing sunglasses? Do you have to look them in the eye before they'll accept your order?
I only use headphones when I'm doing stuff around the house, I don't get the whole idea of having to have music playing at all times. My kids used to be that way but they seem to have grown out of it.
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Adler said, had the airline been that concerned about his body odor, it should have given him clean clothes to wear.
Ah, working the whole "free clothes" angle. Solid move.
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5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:
Remind me Sandman, Gene Simmons is a demon, the drummer is a cat, Ace Frehely is an angel(?), and wft is your avatar?
Avatar is Paul Stanley, the "Star-Child". Ace Frehely is the "Space Ace".
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
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20 hours ago, Sbbruin said:
A german pegging video would not be my favorite foreign movie.
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With the super bowl coming up, I thought there'd be some TV deals out there. I really want a TV that doesn't have issues with fast motion. I saw a 50" Samsung for $298 but I'm told they suck for watching football, which is the main reason I want a new one. Anyone got opinions on a 50-55" for around $500 or so? Most of the 240hz options are around 800 or so but I'd like to stay under that, if possible. I'm not against 120hz if it'll get the job done.
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TMZ website is borked. I saw the story about a plane crash on twitter, didn't pay it any mind. Sad for his children.
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19 hours ago, BradInATX said:
It's amazing that police brass always sees legalization as "OMG we're going to have to reduce our workforce" instead of "cool, now our officers can use all of that time to be proactive and in the community instead of wasting time and resources on victimless crimes"
Dawg, they ain't here to serve and protect. They're here to tax and collect.
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Quotecommonly known as a ding-dong-ditch
Yeah, that's not what we called it.
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Y'all might be fucked
https://www.kxxv.com/news/local-news/brazos-county-investigating-suspected-case-of-novel-coronavirus
BRAZOS COUNTY — Brazos County Health District is investigating a suspected case of the 2019 Novel Coronavirus (2019-nCoV). The patient traveled from Wuhan, China, where the coronavirus originated. Health care providers were aware of public health guidance on novel coronavirus and quickly recognized that the patient met the criteria for coronavirus testing and is being kept isolated at home, while the precautionary testing is done. If there is a confirmed case, we will promptly announce it. Those that have traveled to Wuhan, China and have flu like symptoms are encouraged to call the health district at 979-361-4440. Flu like symptoms include fever, cough, shortness of breath, and sore throat. If medical care is needed, please call your healthcare provider first before arriving. Nonessential travel to Wuhan, China should be avoided. The general public is encouraged to practice general preventive actions: Everyone 6 months and older is encouraged to get a flu shot. Wash your hands often with soap and water for at least 20 seconds. If soap and water are not available, use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer. Avoid touching your eyes, nose, and mouth with unwashed hands. Avoid close contact with people who are sick. Stay home when you are sick. Cover your cough or sneeze with a tissue, then throw the tissue in the trash. Clean and disinfect frequently touched objects and surfaces.
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13 hours ago, Bullneck said:
I like how California doesn't give a shit about other states and how they bow to industry pressure groups. You know how long it took to have labels on cigarettes stating the obvious? Thanks Jesse Helms.
I bought a pack of smokes when I was in Canada in the mid 90s. There wasn't a little warning label about "cigarettes could be hazardous", there was a huge label on the front "CIGARETTES WILL KILL YOUR UNBORN CHILD". Still have that empty pack somewhere.
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14 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:
Didn’t he push her down some steps too?
I believe that was Lawrence Phillips. Or maybe LP dragged his girl downstairs by her hair?
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3 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:
So what can you and your kid say about her?
I never spoke to her or saw her in person. My kid said she was really nice (obviously, wink wink) and a good teacher. The guy that replaced her was a mega douche and my kid's grade suffered because when asked for help, his answer was always "You should know this.".
What's really sad is that her husband was an assistant FB coach and I guess he'd had enough of kids snickering at him because he flew into a rage one day (or so I'm told) and told everyone to fuck off. He was fired after that.
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3 hours ago, 'stache said:
Oklahoma has many longtime open KC fans. The state is fairly split between KC and Dallas, but Dallas still has more fans here. Third will always be whatever team the newest ou player is playing for, currently the browns, because they love them some douchebag.
When Bradford got drafted, the local FOX station said they were making sure every fucking Rams game would be televised. I hated the Rams anyway, that just made it worse.
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My wife thinks she is the queen of dishwasher loading, so I have always left that duty to her to complete. But she thinks it is unfair to have to unload the clean dishes, as loading the dirty ones is such an arduous task, so she won't do anything unless the dishwasher is empty. I asked her once why I always have to unload the dryer myself to put in the wet laundry but tone.
I had unloaded the dishwasher the other day, so it was empty but the sink was beyond full of dishes. I made an offhand comment but it was pretty much ignored. I got sick of looking at it last night, so I started to load up the dirty dishes (mostly plastic cups, nothing with caked on food). I get halfway done and she says "You're gonna make me feel bad about not doing that", to which I laughed and said "I'm not making you feel that way, you did it to yourself.". She then made a half-hearted attempt to help but I was already done.
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20 minutes ago, Stella Link said:
OKC area checking in.....again....
A teacher at Yukon High School is accused of having sex with a student
https://www.newson6.com/clip/13913566/yukon-teacher-accused-of-having-sex-with-student
This is my kid's former teacher. Also, this report is old.
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47 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:
If you do not want to live in a subdivision with an HOA it is your choice.
The rules are quite clear before you buy a house there. I have no issue with my HOA and I am glad the rules are enforced.
I live in GT but not in this subdivision.
Conform or be cast out! /RIP Neil Pert
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58 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
I had no idea he'd been there 5 years. I figured 3 tops.
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1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:
Almost all of the playoff games have been so shitty and one-sided so far, I'm just hoping for a competitive game.
I don't really get how in this day and age of airing it out football genius passing wizardry, that you can just run the ball almost exclusively and win. You have to figure that the Chiefs are going to try to make Garappolo beat them. I think that's pretty much the game -- if they can force the 49ers to throw the ball, it will come down to whether he turns the ball over. If he can make plays or if he's able to hand it off 50 times, I like the 49ers chances. As spectacular as Mahomes has been, I don't think they are going to just be able to outscore and boat race SF like they did to Houston and Tennessee. The SF defense and especially their pass rush is too good.
I know the past has nothing to do with this current game, but I remember when my 49ers played Dan Marino in SB 19. His offense was fucking insane and he was supposed to be unstoppable. Then they played the game and it wasn't pretty. Eat shit, Dan Marino.
Tesla
in 6th Street Journal
Posted · Edited by Sandman
This is bullshit IMO:
https://jalopnik.com/tesla-remotely-removes-autopilot-features-from-customer-1841472617
What a screwjob. Tesla needs to fix this shit.