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  1. 13 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

    What is it like being on suicide watch for 30+ years? Must be exhausting if not for readily available meth.

    My dad was USAF, we got stationed here when I was in Jr High. I imagine it's a lot like when kids get groomed by a pedophile, it starts young and you don't know enough to realize you're in hell. By the time I was old enough to do something about it, my family was entrenched here and I just surrendered. Sad!

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  2. 6 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

    First off, why do you have OU friends? Second, they would be sandbagging, not whistling past the graveyard, which is to keep a positive outlook in the face of obvious red flags.

    If you live in Oklahoma for 30+ years, you're bound to have a few ou loving friends. The odds aren't in your favor after a year or two.

  3. I remember when I got my renewal notice in 1995. They offered me the "1994 Video Yearbook" for my favorite NFL team. Seeing as I am a 49er fan and they won the super bowl for the 94-95 season, I was stoked to get a recap video. So I paid the money. Then I got the video. It was the 1994 yearbook alright - that detailed the fucking 1993 season. It was 2 years behind! I called and complained, so they sent me a free hat. The hat sucked too. For some stupid reason, I didn't cancel for another 5 years. 

  4. I remember in the late 90s, when the offensive coordinator at ou was on a local sports radio show at some restaurant, a guy called in and talked shit about how he should be fired. Coach challenged him to come down to the restaurant "so I can see your face!". Fucking hilarious. 

  5. 9 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

    She completely and totally fucked up spaghetti dinner tonight. I’m not even sure how, but it did not taste good at all.


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    My wife made spaghetti once when we first got married. The sauce was just horrible, I couldn't eat it. I respectfully told her that this didn't taste right. She said she followed her mom's recipe and didn't know what was wrong. Turns out, the sauce was not made with tomato sauce or base or crushed tomatoes. It was made with fucking ketchup (which I don't eat). Next time we went to the store, I showed her the Bertolli's sauce she should buy. Spaghetti's been fine ever since.

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  6. 1 hour ago, BurdineBandit said:

    The other half of me wonders why I should care more about Turner than I do about our president putting his unqualified children into positions on his staff

    Isn't the whole point that the mayor is abusing taxpayer money to pay this person? Trump donates his salary to charity, I doubt his rich-ass kids are getting paid. They don't need the money, either. If they don't get my or your money, who gives a shit? 

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  7. My daughter just called me at work to tell me that our Boston Terrier killed 2 squirrels in the backyard. One of them is...well, there's not much left of him. I've had plenty of dogs chase things but never really catch much. He's up to date on his shots but do I need to worry about any medical issues? Like, if he ate some squirrel, will he get sick? 

    He's been after the squirrels for months, I saw one taunting him on the fence yesterday. I guess he done fucked up.

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