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Posts posted by Sandman
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I never really wanted kids. My first wife did, so I went along with it. She said "What's the point in getting married if you're not having kids?" and I didn't disagree. I figured that's just what married couples did, have some kids. Wound up having twins, the wife turned into a psychotic bitch. I was full of much regret. Not so much now, only when my kids do stupid shit.
I don't blame anyone that decides to remain childless, raising kids is not for everyone.
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As an OSU fan, I don't have a dog in the fight but I thought you guys might get a laugh out of this:
QuotePickens' largesse to OSU prompted Texas A&M's 12th Man Magazine to label A&M's decision not to renew Pickens' $25-a-month freshman basketball scholarship as one of the top 10 mistakes in Aggie history.
Because of that tuition slight, Pickens transferred to OSU (then Oklahoma A&M), where he earned a degree in geology in 1951.
Talk about a self-inflicted Aggie joke.
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I was driving to work in the north OKC suburbs. Heard them talking about it on the radio but they thought it was a small plane, like a trainer or something. Then we started watching the news at work. My co-worker was Air national guard, he was openly wondering if he'd have to report (he didn't). The owners of the company were on their family vacation in California and their return flight was cancelled, so they had to rent cars and drive back. They said it was a nightmare trying to get out of the airport and the highways were swamped.
My then-wife was pregnant with twins, they were born in December. I remember thinking, what kind of world will they grow up in? It was unsettling.
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7 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:
ABC has started using a florescent yellow graphic in the lower right corner to promote their upcoming shows. Fuck me if I didn't think it was a "flag" thrown on the play about a dozen times this weekend.
The "Breaking News" thing that pops up on the crawl is yellow too, I thought there was a flag but instead, it was "Antonio Brown released & signed w/Patriots". WTF, use red & white or something.
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Had to schedule a Dr's appointment for my kid. It's a pain because she works and I never know when she's off work. I set it up and called my wife to tell her, wife then says she'd be happy to go with daughter to the appointment. I said great, she needs to be checked out at 10, as the appointment is at 10:30. I told her to text the kid and ask when she needed to go back to school, if at all.
Wife: She said she has to go back afterwards because she has a test. I'll check her out from 10-11:30 on the school app
Me: What if there's bloodwork, or the appointments are running behind? You should ask her when her test is happening and go from there. Make sure you allow for enough time.
W: Done, checked out from 10-11:30.
M: Why did you do that if you don't know when she needs to go back???
W: UGH, I can always edit it! Gawd!
It's pretty clear that women have never heard of "measure twice, cut once".
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Anyone have a good stream for this game? Fuck paying espn any money.
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13 hours ago, markstanco said:16 hours ago, wd40 said:ummm...no.
I haven't been on a well in 30 years, and I even I could tell it was probably a hose left on, especially after checking the psi at the pump. to let it ride for a week like that? do you not ever shower or wash your hands? stanco, indeed.
I call that one a team effort.I just assumed she was
running the dishwasher or doing laundry.On facebook, pinterest, etc.Fixed.
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29 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
Pay the man
If one was taken into custody and the other was killed, does that mean it's a rainbow coalition of violence? This is a step in the right direction, isn't it?
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"I need a white-shirt up in here" = Someone is familiar with jailhouse hierarchy. LOL
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Update #2: Went to court today. In a twist, there was a different judge this time. He thumbed through the book reports, asked her some questions about herself (What do you want to do after HS, etc) and said we were good to go. Had to pay the court costs of $225, which my daughter paid out of her own money. I told her I hope she learned how easy she just got it and that it won't happen again when she turns 18 in a few months.
I was sweating like a whore in church the whole time we were in there. So glad it's over.
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4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:
A Trans Am and snake skin boots for every citizen!
Fuck, I've lived here 30+ years. I deserve that shit, it's like hazard pay. I want t-tops, though. I won't settle for less, leaks be damned.
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If he had lied and said he was leaving because of repeated head trauma, people would be gently stroking his cock as he rode off into retirement. The lesson here is: Always lie.
I don't blame him for quitting, he shouldn't play if his desire is gone. It's like staying in a shitty marriage. His timing sucks but whatever. I wish I was 29 and rich, don't need to work and getting ready to travel all over. Wait, now I DO hate him.
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37 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:
Fucking sucks. Jesus, how bad is his current Injury? I wonder if this is really the end or he just needs a break, MJ style?
If that's the case, his dad better watch his back.
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6 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:
Uh...wow. OK.
Personally, I grew up in London until I was 10. I had friends whose parents hailed from Iran, China, Brunei, Lebanon, Egypt, various countries in Europe, and the US. I never thought anything about it at the time, but it gave me a truly international perspective from a young age that is ingrained in me.
I love to be surrounded by people who don’t look like me (i.e., WASPy) and I want my kids to be surrounded by the same.
So yeah, I appreciate the Mexican and Central American presence, but I also appreciate being around Indians, Asians, Aussies, Nigerians and other Africans, Europeans and every other culture we have here. I happen to also work with quite a diverse cross section of all of the above.
So yeah, some people give a fuck about diversity other than good Mexican food, you fucking jackass.
The upshot for you is that it sounds like you’d love The Woodlands.
Ha, I grew up in West Germany until I entered 8th grade. Dad was USAF and I grew up with other military brats of every race but mostly white and black. Few hispanics or asians. I never gave a shit, we just did "kid stuff" and you were either an asshole or not, race wasn't a factor. To this day, race doesn't matter to me but the asshole part still does. I don't give a fuck about "being diverse", just be cool to each other.
When I plan a vacation, I never think "Gee, I really want to go somewhere diverse!". I just want to have a good time and be around friendly people.
I don't live in Texas, I have no idea what the Woodlands is all about. Go fuck yourself, you pretentious douche.
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9 hours ago, Planet Houston said:
When the city is the most diverse in the country
Who gives a fuck about diversity? Is this code for "good mexican food"? Just say there's more food options.
I've been to Houston 3 times and never hit the infamous shitty traffic. I wish I had a better superpower but I guess I'll take it.
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Start blasting your loads all over the mattress, try to get at least a couple per day. Pretty soon that sucker will be firm as hell.
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1 hour ago, tbone_ said:
True. But 10 years younger for me would have been 28. It was probably time to go ahead and grow up at 28.
That's me, I was 28 when mine were born. I didn't think I was ready but looking back, I wouldn't have been ready at 38, either.
It's funny, January 1st 2001, I was 27, unmarried (engaged) and had no kids. On December 31st, I was 28, married and had 2 biological kids. WTF was I thinking?
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36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
I’m a man (over 40) and I’m going to be armybrat old when my 3 and 6 year-olds are in college.
When it comes to toddlers/little kids, my patience has been worn away. I couldn't do it now (over 40 as well). I salute you, Sir.
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3 hours ago, Mother mopar said:
This is my experience with napa, they are so hit or miss. Autozone has the parts but are crap.
NAPA is almost 25% higher priced than AZ, at least where I live.
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What is it with auto parts stores that never seem to have anything I need in stock? Not just parts, one time I couldn't get a 14mm wrench. I really want to support my local businesses but I just ordered my stuff from Amazon for almost half the price and it'll be at my house tomorrow. And I don't have some exotic car, 90s japanese cars are a dime a dozen.
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My twins just started their senior year of high school. I'm excited for them to be finished but I'm not quite ready for them to be legal adults. Plus it means I'm old.
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On 8/14/2019 at 9:44 PM, Modessit said:On 8/14/2019 at 8:22 PM, hundredTT said:Finally convinced the lady to watch Game of Thrones. We both thought it was dumb first few episodes, then got hooked. I’m all excited to start the later episodes in season one and see her reading wiki on her phone about the show. I knew what she was doing but it was too late. She wiki’d the entire ending and all the spoilers. She did this shit with Breaking Bad. I’m like what’s the damn point of watching the show now?? She says she still wants to watch even though she knows every fucking thing that will happen. 🤦♂️
I have a friend who does that before going to the theater to see a movie. I'll ask him if he's want to see (whatever) and he said he already read the Wiki plot and knows how it ends. I told him he was a dumbass.
Anytime my wife and I watch a whodunnit or a movie that hints about having a twist near the end, my wife starts about 5 mins in with "I think THAT guy is the killer!". Then she'll hedge her bet later on by adding that these other 2-3 people could also be the killer. Then at the end, when she is proven wrong, she'll say that she was "just about to say that it was him!".
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Eddie Money cashes in his ticket to paradise
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Love this fucking song. You don't think of Eddie Money as singing about being a western outlaw but it is so good.