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Posts posted by Sandman
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I learned how to play when I was working in the county jail. All of us officers would hang out in the office and play. I had watched the inmates playing and always wondered how they just knew what the other guys were gonna do. It was like magic. After much playing and getting roasted ("Do the dishes, bitch!"), I got it. It's like I had The Glow or something. I knew what a guy was holding when he played a certain domino, I just KNEW it. Sadly, I haven't played in over 20 years so all that shit is gone. My friends never played and I'm not about to slap down "Fitteen, muthafucka!" on my wife or kids. I had a good run, though.
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My wife was talking about her co-worker that was feeling frustrated, "I told her she needs to just let the punches roll down her back.".
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40 minutes ago, You don't know me said:
But it keeps hot stuff hot, cold stuff cold. Should have been able to put a gallon of ice cream and a pot of coffee in there.
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Sounds like it's time to put out a bonuty on the bounty hunters. Not sure who you call for that.
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On 7/30/2019 at 10:45 AM, HouTex said:
I recall that in the late 70's or early 80's Coors had that stupid pop top that required you to push down on the top of the can with your finger or thumb in two different spots where the opening was attached to the lid. If you did it correctly the opening piece of aluminum would be pushed into the can but the top would stay attached to the lid--thus helping control litter. The problem was that people were cutting the hell out of their fingers/thumbs on the edge of the opening so they had to go back to the pull tabs until something like the current lever system was adopted.
Coors talk not going away:
I remember when we left California in 1980 to visit my dad's family in Indiana, my uncle begged my dad to bring some Coors back for him, as you couldn't get it in Indiana at the time. I believe because it wasn't pasteurized, but I was a kid so I have no idea.
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My twin girls will be seniors next month. We live in the OKC metro and both have decided they want to go to Oklahoma State, which is fine with me. My wealthy ex father-in-law (their grandfather) told them he'd pay for their first semester and if they got good grades and didn't take any (in his opinion) bullshit classes, he'd continue to pay for their education. So hopefully they don't fuck it up. One wants to be an RN, the other wants to teach math, I think they'll be ok.
Interestingly, neither kid wants to dive head first into college life. Both have said they want to go to OSU-OKC (OSU's version of community college) to get started and then they'll transfer to Stillwater later. They are a bit scared to leave home. I'm scared for them to leave, but I haven't told them that. I just want them to be successful adults, and I'll support whatever can make that happen.
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14 hours ago, Helobious said:
Cool lunch story bro: One of our family friends in Harlingen was a cardiologist, guy was easily a millionaire. He had a daughter who had gone to private schools up thru middle school. But there’s not really many private HS options in the valley so even the rich families go public for HS. The dad was a major “no handouts” type of person, and was bewildered when he learned all students at harlingen south high school got free lunch regardless of income, since the % of poor kids was so high.
He literally arranged a meeting with the principal and then superintendent trying to get them to allow them to charge his daughter for lunch. They refused and told him she could either bring her lunch everyday or eat the free lunch. But I think then they “let” him make some donation to the school as a compromise for him.
Was this school closed campus? I never stepped foot inside my HS cafeteria, I always went home for lunch or out to eat with friends. Fuck eating school lunch.
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4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
I think the one of those Twitter challenges should be 'Name a movie role for Tom Hanks that he wouldn't knock completely out of the park."
Odd timing for this movie, though, so soon after the documentary had such wide release.
He was amazing IMO as Walt Disney in Saving Mr Banks. He looks incredible here, too.
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23 minutes ago, gecko said:
They are only idiots because they BELIEVE...
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
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Eating peanut butter straight from the jar with a plastic spoon.
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3 hours ago, Asithappens said:
Talking about signing up and all, we really (as a country) need to lose some weight.
How many young people are too fat to qualify for the armed forces? Weigh [sic] too many.
They can find a waiver for that. Just ask your recruiter.
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Not trying to be a debbie downer here but...it looks just like the first one. Maverick is a loose cannon/rebelious asshole; Drunken party at the local watering hole, music and singing galore; homoerotic beach sports; beloved friend/colleague is killed; dogfight with enemy combatants. Mix in Mav getting laid somewhere in there. I'm not saying it's trash it's just been done.
That's the same problem I had with Jurassic Park and the new Star Wars films. Yeah, I liked seeing dinos wreck shop and lightsabres, but it's the same formula.
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On 7/17/2019 at 1:57 PM, El Diablo said:
Indian Chief has got to be just brutal. Pow-wows, squaws, setting up and tearing down teepees. Not to mention the white men and their ways. Sheesh.
The easy access to fire-water really soothes those jangled nerves.
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1 hour ago, Jhawk said:
Wasn’t there a steroid rumor for a minute? Didn’t something happen to him and his career ended basically over the course of a season?
He had vertigo, I believe.
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32 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:
he really is. how he can be just an average golfer during regular PGA tour stops and then be at the top of the leaderboard at every major. it's Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. i don't know how people explain it. he's clearly an incredible talent. he should win 3 or 4 PGA tour events a year, but he doesn't. just majors.
He was on Jim Rome recently and he said he doesn't practice during the week for regular tournaments, only when he's getting ready for a major.
https://mobile.twitter.com/jimrome/status/1151584241353781248
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4 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
Stop talking to my wife you asshole!
I'm so numb to my wife starting a sentence with "I need"
When it comes to phone calls, my wife starts every sentence with "Um". I've gotten numb to it over the years.
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When they built the turnpike system in Oklahoma, the legislature said it would charge the toll for the roads until the cost to build the roads had been paid off. Then, once they paid it off and realized how much $$$ they were raking in, they moved the goal posts and now the fees are permanent to cover "maintenance" . It's a fucking racket but I've got no room to complain because I pay those tolls all the time.
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I was lazy and didn't open mine when it arrived last night. I went to HBO GO to watch it and I must say, some of the "remastering" looks like ass. Forced zooms, washed out faces. Hopefully, the Blu-ray is better. Still loved watching it, though.
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Close enough.
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On 7/12/2019 at 1:38 PM, Augustus said:
In the mid 70's, my step dad bought a plastic--plastic-- fake fireplace. You rolled it up against the wall and plugged it in.
It had a thick plastic or poly-something cylinder that turned around a tiny light bulb, casting orange/yellow light around the room, emulating the glow of a roaring fire.
Our Christmas stockings hung from that bad boy until 1979 when my mom thankfully divorced him and we moved in with her parents, who had a real fireplace with actual burning wood.
I win.
We lived in an apartment (military housing) when I grew up and we didn't have a fireplace. So I never had a stocking at christmas time. Fast forward many years and I'm at my parents house and my mom is decorating for christmas and she's at the fireplace, putting up stockings for my nephew and niece. I told my mom, WTF we never had stockings before (and didn't get one now), what gives? She just kind of mumbled something like "Yeah, you had such a hard life, I guess". My parents are/were great but that always stuck in my craw. My niece and nephew turned out to be total fucking losers, so I guess I got the last laugh.
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I got some new socks, thinner than my usual kind. They make my shoes fit perfectly, it's so great.
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13 minutes ago, NowThis said:
OKC better win a title by 2030, hopefully in Seattle.. Wouldn't that be a killer for the Okies.
You actually think Seattle will have an arena by then? It's been 10 years and they still haven't gotten it done.
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Some Surly 1%-er can really humblebrag if they buy this.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/aubrey-mcclendon-oklahoma-city-thunder-195316575.html
QuoteA 22% stake in the National Basketball Association’s Oklahoma City Thunder owned by the late energy magnate Aubrey McClendon is up for sale, according to people familiar with the situation.
The sale will be run by the boutique investment bank Inner Circle Sports, said the people, who asked not to be identified because the process is private. The New York-based firm declined to comment.
The stake has been held by the Chesapeake Energy Corp. co-founder’s estate since his 2016 death in a single-car crash, which resulted in a number of creditor claims. Oaktree Capital Group LLC had put a claim on cash from a sale of the team stake, although the firm was repaid after the estate sold oil-and-gas leasehold interests in a separate transaction.
Martin Stringer, an attorney for the estate, didn’t respond to messages requesting comment on the Thunder sale. Tom Blalock, the executor of the estate, and team spokesman Dan Mahoney also didn’t return messages seeking comment.
The Thunder are worth about $1.5 billion, according to Forbes. That puts the small-market team in the middle of the pack of the NBA’s 30 squads, but the organization has been building momentum. It reached the playoffs in nine of the past 10 seasons, including the last four.
Sellout Streak
The Thunder posted an average local television rating of 6.69 this season, second-best in the NBA behind the Golden State Warriors. They also have sold out 355 consecutive home games, which is the third-longest active run in the NBA.
The team is controlled by Clay Bennett, whose group bought the club -- then the Seattle SuperSonics -- in 2006 for about $325 million. The team relocated to Oklahoma City for the 2008-2009 season.
It’s difficult to pinpoint a value for McClendon’s stake, which comes with voting rights but few other perks, according to the people. There’s no representation on the board or decision-making authority. In such cases, buyers will often seek to apply what’s called a limited partner discount, taking into account the absence of control or a say in franchise operations. Such discounts usually range from 10% to 20%.
The team’s roster -- and thereby its salary commitments -- are also in flux, which may affect the club’s valuation. The possibility exists that the Thunder, which recently traded Paul George and his $33 million salary to the Los Angeles Clippers, could also trade Russell Westbrook and his $38.5 million salary for next season.
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15 minutes ago, Lat22 said:
Nose, in ear, on ear, but not a one on the top of my head.
I'm getting some that sprout right out of the middle of my forehead. Thank God I have blond hair so nobody sees it.
Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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I wanted to tell her that her friend needs a donkey punch and I'd help her out. She's got them RATs. I'm too smart to fall for that trap, though.