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Sandman

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  1. https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-04-03/sylmar-burglary-money-storage-facility-30-million
  2. My buddy works for the USPS and he said dealing with the dogs was terrible. But the reason they aren't getting mauled on the reg is (according to my buddy) once your dog starts some shit, the carriers will just quit bringing your mail. You have to go to the station and get it yourself. And their union doesn't fuck around.
  3. My wife likes to start arts and crafts projects at like 9 PM. "I'm gonna paint these blocks for the grandkids!". Once, I asked why she had all this energy later in the evening for that bullshit but when I ask for some pussy at 10 PM on a random day, she's "so exhausted". Tone, etc.
  4. My sister had two friends that got the pills instead of the liquid and both had serious issues. Aspirated during the procedure and almost died. They had to abort and reschedule for a later date, which just adds insult to injury IMO.
  5. I need to get going with one of these, as I just turned 50. But honestly, the prep scares me more than the anal intrusion. I hate taking things that mess with my stomach, I don't think I could handle it.
  6. I bought a shirt online, it was delivered today. I was quite pleased until I saw that it was "Hand wash only, hang dry". Fucking hell.
  7. As a state employee, I can't tell you how many times I've had people tell me our rules and requirements are stupid and ask why we don't "fix it". And I say to them "This is how the statute is written. We have no authority to change anything. If you don't like it, contact your legislator and tell him.".
  8. Not much, as I am colorblind.
  9. I asked ChatGPT to write a diss track. I offer it up, royalty-free: Yo, it's time to set the record straight, I'm dropping bars to seal your fate, Riff Raff, you're just a parody, A joke in the game, no real strategy. You're flashy chains and neon gear, But where's the substance, where's the real fear? Your rhymes are weak, your flow is fake, You're just a fraud, a cheap mistake. Claiming fame with your outlandish style, But when it comes to talent, you're in denial. You're all flash and no class, A one-hit wonder destined to pass. (Chorus) Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown, In this rap game, you're going down. I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep, Exposing your facade, time to weep. (Verse 2) You claim to be a rap icon, But your career's a joke, it's long gone. You're living in a fantasy, a dream, But wake up, Riff Raff, reality's not what it seems. Your rhymes are empty, your words hollow, You're just a puppet, dancing for dollars. You talk a big game, but where's the substance? You're all style, no essence, just nonsense. You're a stain on the rap scene, A walking meme, a has-been. I'll tear you down, expose your flaws, Riff Raff, you're nothing but applause. (Chorus) Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown, In this rap game, you're going down. I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep, Exposing your facade, time to weep. (Bridge) You may have fans who love the show, But real heads know you're just for show. You're a gimmick, a manufactured lie, I'll bury you deep, no need to try. (Verse 3) So take a seat, Riff Raff, and listen well, Your time's up, I'm ringing the bell. I'm the real deal, the genuine article, While you're just a sideshow carnival. I'll dismantle your empire, brick by brick, Expose your flaws, make you sick. So say your prayers, it's time to face, The truth hurts, you're just a disgrace. (Chorus) Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown, In this rap game, you're going down. I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep, Exposing your facade, time to weep. (Outro) So farewell, Riff Raff, it's been real, But your time's up, it's time to kneel. I'll be here, standing tall and true, While you fade away, lost in the blue.
  10. I'm in central OK and my homeowner's went up about 15%. The hail up here sucks so much (like many things here). I want to call around but I just switched last year or 18 months ago. I guess I'll hold out for now.
  11. I used to talk mad shit about the dorks that complained at work about losing/gaining an hour. "Who gives a fuck?", I would ask the losers. Well, I guess fun time's over for me. I felt shitty yesterday and again today, haven't slept well. I can't explain it. I have become that which I most despise.
  12. Yeah, this made no sense. The dad is telling him "You could get a title shot if you keep it up" and if I'm Kevin or David I'd say "Uhh, you own the company. Write me in as the champ."
  13. Golf towel. You can do black, white, burnt orange. If you decide to offer clothing, throw us giant fucks a bone and offer tall sizes. I can't buy any cool shirts that support anything I enjoy because they look like a fucking crop top on me.
  14. Many vets come back and get jobs where carrying a gun is required. Maybe we should look into cutting that back, too.
  15. I never saw these guys wrestle back in the day but I knew a bit about them. The claw, one of them died, etc, but I don't have any built in baggage about the story. I just watched the movie and thought it was good. Got a bit dusty at the end.
  16. Not when it's cold out. Then you get shrinkage and you're down to 150 or so. /Costanza
  17. I tried it. Tastes like rancid nyquil. I don't recommend it.
  18. Ha, that's funny. My wife is also 5'11 and weighs....my wife is also 5'11. How interesting!
  19. How can that be? She's had literal gallons of the stuff of life blasted into for years. One could argue that she was more full of life than a vast majority of planet Earth.
  20. I just got my last kid off of my car insurance policy. Not that I was in a hurry for them to grow up and get married/have kids but seeing the adjusted bill almost brought a tear to my eye.
  21. Meh, he's pushing 80 and probably just wants the money to pass to his kids. Like Paul Hornung said when he sold his Heisman "I can't cut up the trophies 6 ways."
  22. The plot thickens.
  23. Well, I don't think he has a job, so no need for any nice clothes to wear to work.
  24. I copied and pasted it. Some of us are working and need to save time, Pal!!!
  25. I thought Venezuela was all starving snd shit. How can they hope to invade anyone without keeling over from hunger?
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