Orange&White

Let the floodgates open!

Wear a rubber, dude.

So they had already invited a reporter on board, the crew was already in action stations and their weapons systems had already been loaded, but they are still going with the notion that they were just taking the most direct route. Sounds a lot to me like they fucked around and found out. They went in looking to cause provocation and they found it.

Hahaha....bitter bitch

I hope all you fucksticks that were complaining about the rain lasting too long are happy now.

"Hello, sir. I am from the internet. Would you like treefiddy?"

Someone should figure out a way to allow big time donors to buy advertising time on the LHN as part of their contribution to 5* athlete's NLI, and make that monetary investment part of that donors annual, tax deductible, LHF contribution.

How the fuck are we supposed to respect these fool's decisions when they can't even respect their own damn decisions and keep commiting/decommiting every time the fucking wind blows?

I read at least 2 articles a year that tell me that China will be the new world super power within a decade. Then a read 50 articles a year like this.

You’re thinking of rock me tonight while he was rolling around in a pink satin shirt.

I’ve been following Texas football for about 40 years and they have been making some version of this claim for that entire period. Except for the change of names every few years, it is literally verbatim. And they keep believing it.

Reporting back from my trip: The place is awesome and will be an annual trip for us. Seriously like the idea of retiring there. Le Kliff is about a 40 minute cab ride but it is fanfuckingtastic. We were there the week before Pride. It was already building. We took a private boat ride for four hours. Captain took us along the shore, caught a skipjack and made ceviche. Told us all about the buildings we saw along the way and was just a cool dude. He was telling us about pride "Next week, Pride. Ten thousand mans. Ten thousand gay mans". My GF asked him if he would be busy. "No, not for me. They don't like to fish. Only drink and party and do drugs and dance". Stayed at Secrets. Its a really nice facility and the food was fine but we didn't use much all inclusive and will probably stick to boutiques or AirBnB from here on out. Snapped this photo while walking around one day. It was near the hotel. Never made it in but their advertising team needs a raise.

Just beware that rainy season is July - September. It doesn't rain all day every day, but is overcast and usually rains once a day.

We didn't introduce him to Bevo to see if Bevo liked him.

We already had Jimbo here once. His name was Mack Brown and he thoroughly pantsed your team on the field, in recruiting and just about in every way imaginable. Then we fired him a few years after winning a national championship and playing for another because we thought he had become too mediocre. Not that we'd expect you to understand any of that.

I thought most people just assumed that the FBI is reading every app no matter which one it is.

You would think by this time, in 20fucking21, criminals would have eventually learned that THERE IS NO SECURE COMMUNICAITONS USING A CELL PHONE. Of any kind. Ever.

Hopefully the chicken doesn't get herpes.

She just can’t quit us. Or attention whoring. Or lying. Or being ugly.

Sounds like she does! I like her style! Strangely, Macowiak seems to be friendly with her on her twitter.

Never gamble with a man named after a City or a State.

I detailed my car today so you can be sure it's not over yet.

Throw another shrimp on the old barbi!

She might be a friend of @Penelope