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honolulu horn

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  1. Pretty funny story about meeting and jamming with Prince. No basketball or pancakes, but still pretty good:
  2. She'd be perfect at a law firm. They have a lot of documents to shred.
  3. Hopefully she was also ticketed after the fact for illegally parking in a handicapped spot.
  4. There are few things as satisfying as watching assholes get their comeuppance. Bullies getting beat down, Karens getting kicked out, sovereign citizens getting arrested, reckless drivers getting pulled over...always satisfying.
  5. Joey Freshwater, activate your powers
  6. that plan b is worse than the one Sherron Moore used
  7. What a douche move. Arch should've punched him in the balls.
  8. Ty Simpson at Bama, Marcel Reid at a&m, DeAndre Moore at Ohio State (potentially) and Venables at ou are all big wins for us this off season.
  9. Craig's call on the 60-yard Arch keeper. Granted, it's not as good as super smart Mark Jones' call of "Chattel! Real estate!" and then 20 seconds of silence, but it's pretty good nonetheless New Recording 17.m4a
  10. You can replay Craig's game calls on the Texas sports app. Go to media and then play past events. Great way to run errands, walk the dog, work out, etc.
  11. It also makes no sense. Chattel is any possession BUT real estate. The incredibly super smart Mark Jones basically said that Arch Manning had everything except real estate in front of him on that run. In America, most of its usage and relevance of the word chattel is in reference to slavery (as in, a slave owner possessed both real estate and human chattel). It would've made just about as much sense if the incredibly super smart Mark Jones had just screamed "SLAVERY!" on Arch's run.
  12. I hate Mark Jones almost as much as Beth Mowins. In fact I may like her more. He is such a beating. He loves to throw in several big words that you can tell he’s been rehearsing that week. Glad I turned the audio off and listened to Craig. His call on that play was pure gold. “Say goodnight to it - Arch Manning with a DAGGER!”
  13. Agree. Very few teams in the playoffs would want to play us
  14. Sark seems ready to weaponize the portal and truly be ready for a '26 run.
  15. This game and this team reminds me of some of the 05-10 teams. Solid players all around the roster, generally beating most quality opponents. With Arch in there I now feel more confident than I have since VY / Colt that we've got a guy who's going to give us a chance in every game, even when it's tight in the fourth.
  16. New to me, thanks to my son who just introduced me to them. We listened to this album while driving around town the other day, and I've had it on a loop since then. Great blend of black and thrash. Sweet spot for me.
  17. Insiders for a few weeks: "Texas needs a strong, sturdy, heavy duty SEC battering ram to truly complete for it all next year." Insiders a few hours ago: "A smaller, shifty 200 pound back will be perfect!"
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