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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
With a significant difference being the exit ramp. Texas finally had everything come together at the same time: hungry and talented new coach, badass proven winner AD, president and donors ready to lay their dicks on the table, and the advent of the portal and NIL. I don't really see that happening with those broke ass morons up north. Welcome to your decade-plus of mediocrity, sooners.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I believe the term is something like Fuck Around and Find Out Dumbass bitches
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2026 ATH Jermaine Bishop
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
No, the "e" is silent so it's pronounced like this: "Brown." Oh, wait, his FIRST name. Gotcha. If it's a Hawaiian / Polynesian pronunciation it's "Kay-AH-vay"- Hood fights and other hood shenanigans
How about being piledriven into a fucking concrete wall? I mean usually they use wrecking balls and bulldozers for that sort of thing, but I suppose this woman's ass on the hood of a Honda Civic could work as a Plan B.- Post a pic that makes you lol
What is the world was ladder guy intending to do, anyway? Jump onto the pool cover and then slowly suffocate and drown?- OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Those reports sound so much like late-era Mack it's uncanny. All the coaches are talking about what great kids they are, how much fun they are to be around, how much fun everyone is having. Mack couldn't have said it any better. Hope they have the same results on the field that we did with all of our fun-loving kids.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
The idiot convention- TrashMaster G's Nightmare Fuel Thread
Searching for good Mexican food in Honolulu is a fool's errand.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Randy Blythe's LoG ones were better. Smaller but much more violent, plus it predated the S2P one by 15 years.- TrashMaster G's Nightmare Fuel Thread
We are Texa's- OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
“Frankly Mateer” is the winner IMO- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Went down a rabbit hole after exploring that park, and then remembering the three outdoor waterslides that existed in Austin in the 70s and 80s. Flowmotion / Ski and Skate was located on S Congress and was my go-to. They eventually shut it down because of unpaid taxes and other lawsuits, so they sold it off to make room for another Austin institution (Expose Mens Club). Wet Willie's was on the big hill off Ben White where St Davids Hospital now sits. That place was literally a death trap and at least 2 people died there. Surprising, I know; what could go wrong by putting a few curving concrete half pipes on top of a hill, wetting them down, and shoving a bunch of drunk people down them? Aqua Thrill Ride was off south I-35 but I never went there. I went to Ski and Skate a bunch but every time I got hurt, either from sliding across the concrete curves, getting grassburns from flying out of the concrete half pipe, or getting paint chips lodged in my skin. they also had the "grass skiiing" hill which was basically strapping kids to busted up rollerblades and shoving them down a hill full of grass burrs. I remember going to the doctor to get a massive paint chip removed from underneath my big toe, courtesy of one of the waterslides, causing my toenail to eventually come off which was all very exciting as a 12 year old. Also on a related note, nothing beat the crazy "ride" at Schlitterbahn back in the day where you'd walk up to the top of a house, hop on a greased up tray, slide down a two-story track across from your competitor, and then hit a pool of open water with no guardrails and go skimming like a stone to God know where. Of course the unwritten goal was to pull up the tray so as to turn and smash into your competitor, which often happened whether you meant to or not. They changed it all up later, so that you have a lame track you stay in all the way to the end. Anyone that wasn't around in the 80s really missed out on waterparks before lawyers.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
A boring recruiting season is a really good thing.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Slight correction- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I thought Purdue lost a ton of talent. Surprising to see them so high on that list.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Timing was so good as well. He was a reclamation project. He fucked up big time at his previous head coaching stops and wanted redemption. He was clearly moving in the right direction at Bama. I'm glad our coaching search saw the drive and determination, understood how his past played an indelible role in that, and siezed the moment. Always good to hire someone who is both talented and hellbent on proving the world wrong.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Exactly what I was thinking. In addition to the NIL, the city, the culture, the championship level -- we're also finally seeing guys get drafted right and left. That was such an easy target for criticism from opposing staffs before. It really is nuts how drastically different things are now compared to 5 years ago.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
I thought Barryn was awesome at draft day. Now I see that he's awesome on lots of days. Hook 'em. Hits the feels pretty hard at the two minute mark:- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Barryn Sorrell sort of seems like a badass.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Chomp Woo Stomp Soar Take your pick- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
What a bunch of bullmess- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
No one misunderstood you. We understood your retarded take perfectly.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
strong two posts there, Hutt- 22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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