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honolulu horn

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  1. Same! My dad was at the plant on 183. He actually worked as part of the group that created the first microprocessor. Pretty wild. We had TI computer equipment and calculators all over the house.
  2. TI did not make the shitty TRS-80. How dare you. That was a Radio Shack product. TI made the TI 99/4A, which was a badass computer for its time, with the world's first speech recognition software and 3D first-person adventure game. Unfortunately its storage was relegated to a series of insertable memory expanders that was the size of a small file cabinet and weighed 50 pounds. Still I wasted many many many hours of my youth playing Parsec and Tunnels of Doom on that glorious TI 99/4A. I also created a pong knockoff for the TRS80 for a science fair but no one recognized my genius. RIP to the computer science nerds of 80s middle school.
  3. In recognition of Perry Farrell's recent decompensation on stage, here's a couple of early JA photos that prove no one could have ever seen it coming
  4. the two play starting at 1:13 were so gratifying
  5. One of Ricky's best games of all time. Just trucking piles of defenders en masse.
  6. Brando still really loving the "It's [player]. It's touchdown." call. WTF is that? God I hate him so so much.
  7. BB is such a strange guy. He looks like a shiny, lip licking Skeletor.
  8. Damn Neyor is balling out
  9. Gritty doesn't like your tone
  10. JD's version: "Here's an engine you find in a human's vehicle. It runs on oil with gasoline. It needs attention at times, so do whatever makes sense. Okay, I enjoyed this human communication."
  11. Colorado's voting process is second to none. Easy, convenient, clear, reliable, and maintained with good integrity. It really blows my mind that every state doesn't have the same process.
  12. Tale as old as time -- rich white guys are ALWAYS getting the shaft from the justice system.
  13. I saw the same tour, at the Backroom in Austin. Perry was asking the crowd for drugs. It was an amazing show though. JA in their prime (I saw the Ritual tour at the old Austin Coliseum as well) was untouchable.
  14. Another video of that concert showed Perry singing and slurring through the wrong parts of Ocean Size. He was singing the verse or chorus through the solo and it was screwing the band up. Dave walked over to Perry to indicate it was time for the solo, Perry gave him a death glare while the solo went on, and I guess Perry lost it after that. Dipshit.
  15. Same universe, Korean fried chicken is fantastic.
  16. Well a very, very heavay a heavy drit, burtation tonight—we had a very dairse Darrison…but let’s go ahead tearis tasin losh clabitte behend the pet.
  17. "Hey guys, thanks for coming out. We're going to change it up a bit tonight. Instead of doing songs you know, we're going to do all deep tracks, unreleased rehearsal riffs, and a bunch of our Billy Joel favorites"
  18. I was on Amtrak when we hit 8-wheel construction truck that was on the track. We didn't even feel a bump. We obliterated the truck and the driver died instantly. We never felt a thing from the impact, just the train braking heavily. Trains do not fuck around.
  19. Another benefit to buying Temu lingerie is that it's much faster for my wife to take off, seeing as how she only has one leg and one arm now.
  20. "Now, with 50% more Chinese heavy metals to speed up exfoliation"
  21. JD is going to be responsible for Imma finally creating a "Jesus, what a fucking idiot" reaction emoji. I mean I can't believe Trump didn't get us there already, but it sure looks like JD is going to get it across the goal line.
  22. I'm not sure, but that would explain the rashes and unexpected permanent discoloration in her fun areas
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