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honolulu horn

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  1. Superhero is right, his friend is too nice. He's too nice to tell Superhero to fuck off and stop riding him for not attending some bullshit church event.
  2. A few years ago I learned that at South African rugby games, they have people delivering donuts to the crowd. Next level.
  3. I walked past a dry cleaners at 3am, and the sign read "Sorry, we're closed." You don't have to be sorry. It's 3am, and you're a dry cleaners. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open.
  4. I'm not sure if you're serious, but Hinckley was locked in a psychiatric hospital for 37 years prior to his release. Not exactly scot-free. And his delusions about Jodie Foster have been in long-standing remission. He's actually been psychiatrically stable for many years. He simply shot the wrong guy. If he had shot anyone but the president, he would've been released decades ago. I'm not a Hinckley apologist or anything, but I do like to correct misinformation about mental illness when I see it. Carry on with the critique of Donald, though, because that guy actually is irremediably mentally ill.
  5. I think acid *may* have contributed to them seeing whales breeching all around them.
  6. Good. Surfing sucks. Don't try it. That goes for everybody.
  7. I am nervous about sharks too, but what are you gonna do, just not surf? I don't think so.
  8. Since when did the Holy Shit thread become Faces of Death? Fuck yall.
  9. These are the actual pedals on the new VW iBuzz -- the remake / remodel of the old VW microbus, coming to the US next year
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