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honolulu horn

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Everything posted by honolulu horn

  1. Loved that moment in the Bama game. The confidence is real.
  2. You say some pretty great stuff, and then you say some really stupid, stupid stuff.
  3. I get it, and I don't love it either. But without it, we wouldn't have gotten Adonai Mitchell last year. Without him, I don't think we make the playoffs.
  4. notre dame not making an appearance on anyone's "top" lists is pretty wild. It's amazing how much the shine has come off of that program. But given the playoff expansion, they'll almost always be favored to make the playoffs, so it's still gotta be a pretty good job.
  5. Just like Saban, Bama fans also have resigned themselves to the reality that Texas doesn't fuck around.
  6. cab but I was on safari in South Africa and saw a cheetah stalking an impala. It was amazing how fast that cheetah went from dead still to dead sprint, but even more amazing how fast that impala moved to get away.
  7. North Shore, Oahu...as if anyone gives a damn
  8. Apparently the Marianas Trench isn't the deepest crevice in the earth after all
  9. This entire song is one long beautiful guitar moment.
  10. EVH is the fucking king.
  11. Her obnoxious and idiotic preening and then subsequent self-ownage on that Barstool clip is truly incredible.
  12. A six figure blowjob better be the best bj in the history of the universe
  13. Between that and the harmonies on the Beach Boy's Heroes and Villains, I'd say those are the soundtracks to heaven.
  14. I mean, I can see why Arch would transfer: He's a backup to a quarterback that has gotten immensely better working under Sark. Maalik is gone. Texas has all of the momentum in college football and is headed to the playoffs with a chance at a national title. Sark and co have built a team that is solid for years to come from the inside out, we're headed to the SEC next year, and fan and media interest is at a fever pitch. Every time he touches the ball the crowd goes crazy. Arch's social media presence is insane, and DKR and Texas have an incredible media reach and scale that few other schools can match. Also his family is squarely focused on him taking school and football slowly and learning from the best. But yeah, he's totally transferring. 🙄
  15. Pretty sure MBG routinely posts / retweets the most idiotic posts they can find from various message boards. The real top dipshit here is redbirds2235, not MBG.
  16. A little late to the celebration, but congrats, champs! So freaking badass to go back to back, over so many top seeds. Hook 'em!
  17. Exactly. It's a shame we're a destination school and city, and our NIL options are first rate. Maybe you should stop sucking, Nebraska.
  18. Nebraska fans must REALLY hate Texas. We just keep humiliating them year after year after year, in various and unexpected ways.
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