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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Maybe Justin Tucker could use the "it was melted swiss" defense.
  2. I hear instead of drilling holes in them, you can just dip them in bleach.
  3. If I was those 2 astronauts I'd go GTF, steal the Dragon and go joyriding around.
  4. Sorry for your loss, brother. Your father did a fine job.
  5. I was thinking about that and wondered how fire resistant the 3D printed concrete houses are.
  6. John Byram is a name I haven’t heard in a long time. He developed the place out off west Fitzhugh where I have some property.
  7. Gods just pissed because he never had a lobster omelette.
  8. I ascribe to the age old edict of I’m going to eat whatever I want. I can always repent later. If I end up in hell because I dipped the last cinnamon roll in the bucket of cool whip non-dairy product, well I’m going to hell with a belly full.
  9. That belt buckle says VD both forward and backward.
  10. Slorch sorry to hear about your loss. You should change your avatar to the my three sons deal, even though you were adopted you were always the best of the bunch!
  11. I’m pretty sure I may have consumed some of the wax paper in a fit of rage.
  12. Life of a Savage: Ate 3 slices the first night. The next morning had one for breakfast. 2 more for lunch. On the 3rd day, he arose again and ate the last two, cold.
  13. An electric car persona being hung at a gas station would be the chef’s kiss.
  14. Last two pieces of a stone cold savage are calling my name.
  15. Dave needs his entire ass kicked, or else needs to come clean my toaster.
  16. My grandson and I made a snowbird, kinda creepy. We had dead snails.
  17. After this page I’m hoping this is going to be the world’s deepest pussy burial ground. People will visit it centuries from now.
  18. When my MIL comes to visit (she’s 80 and tries to eat healthy) my wife buys these frozen English muffin things that I swear you could get in the horse aisle of Tractor Supply for half the price. Have to chew the damned things for 10 minutes and drink a gallon of water, and the seeds still clank when they hit the toilet bowl.
  19. Haha I get it, I have to eat the Dave’s superlicious 21 grain bread from HEB or similar too. It’s not bad, but makes a mess in the toaster and in my frying pan.
  20. I appreciate your attempt at keeping it healthy by using bread that was dipped in a bird feeder and rolled in freshly mowed grass prior to baking.
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