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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Simple Vienna sausage and cheddar sandwich on white bread heels. With some horseradish mustard to dress it up. Fancy.
  2. I’ve done one so far. That was on New Year’s Day, getting off the top of my wife after sex. The push-up took longer than the sex.
  3. Made some lemon garlic butter cod that didn’t suck.
  4. Pretty sure he hit all the bars, before the race.
  5. When my kids were about that age or a little younger we didn’t make them do it all themselves, but they had to sit and help fold and then put theirs away. It got done faster and better if we helped. We didn’t make them help every time but enough.
  6. There were a couple tornadoes outside El Campo this afternoon. Not sure if there was much improvement done or not.
  7. Was there a big fat person in the passenger seat of that Infiniti?
  8. I prefer to use my wife’s electric toothbrush as an immersion blender. I wash it afterwards.
  9. Lol he clowned that dude with the stiff arm. That was great.
  10. At least on this one, if you ever sell your house you can honestly tell the buyers "It's never been pissed in!"
  11. Don't be retarded. The why is because the dead dude repeatedly fucked the shooter or his family in the ass. Try to keep up.
  12. Good luck getting there. The one in South Austin @ Mopac and 45 fucked traffic up there something horrible.
  13. Narrator: the lege is not fixing shit. They are in the business of breaking shit.
  14. Pretty much this. The common folk view the big shareholders and CEOs as corporate murderers, who get away with it legally. Personally I feel insurance execs are committing more like negligent homicide but that’s quibbling.
  15. First they peed in our Coke, now this? I say we randomly remove some letters from their alphabet.
  16. The waitresses have aged though. In fairness so have I.
  17. Hopefully you stop at Canales Cafe now and then. That place is a great hole in the wall.
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