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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Hell in Austin you could hire real homeless people and costume them up for a week for less than that.
  2. I dunno, from the inside out maybe.
  3. El Campo Whataburger in the late 90s had to hire off duty cops on weekend nights because of fights and other shenanigans.
  4. He can weld a little too. At least to rig up cooking half a steer.
  5. He’s like a supersized Barry Sanders. Hope his career is long and productive.
  6. I saw that when he first posted it and almost said something but didn’t.
  7. More like Brush Hog.
  8. They punked my bottle of jergens and a gross ton of tissues.
  9. I also saw several plays where linemen went downfield and hit people during runs. Haven't noticed that before.
  10. Yeesh, in that picture, there’s part of someone’s hand on the steps.
  11. Had some leftover NY strip and a few old hotdog buns. Made poor man’s Philly cheesesteak with some horseradish mayo, jalapeños and white American cheese.
  12. Yeah, but consider this. Imagine if you served 35 years from 1980 to 2015. When you get out, even if your asshole isn’t the size of a tractor tire, you have no tech skills. You could only do manual labor.
  13. Dude I was just being an ass because I was disappointed in losing. That’s all. Sorry for taking it out on you.
  14. Yeah I was unaware of the large Eskimo first responder population in South Carolina.
  15. Hey now let’s not get ridiculous! Seriously though, I’m done with empathy, rules and norms. If your 80 year old mom is slowing me down in the parking lot, I’m gonna shove her ass into the pavement, take her groceries and tell you to fuck off, let the supreme court sort it out. That’s what America voted for, that’s what they’re gonna fucking get. No mercy.
  16. Kyle Floods incompetence? Too soon?
  17. Man, leave my wardrobe out of this outhouse fire.
  18. .Hey derka, how does Quinn’s dick taste?
  19. I’ll just go with this.
  20. So I have this thing but one barrel/key is like stuck, not sure how to fix. Jameslaw?
  21. In Austin, El Trompo Mayor on Burleson is pretty good.
  22. They were Southern Methodists, my friend! 😂
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