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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. What chicken sandwich said. I thaw them a bit in the microwave first.
  2. I didn’t brush mine with oil first but you can do that and get them closer to the fried Allsups style.
  3. Exactly. If you are going to hit something, leave the damn glove on.
  4. Hey Ed, just saying. It was as depressing for me to learn as it is to anyone else. Guess that’s why burying someone at least kept the buzzards off, until the ground eaters dug them up.
  5. Today I learned that buzzards don’t actually circle because of smell, they see flies and other bugs, and zoom in on that. Furk.
  6. Phrasing.
  7. NY Giants or SF Giants? I’d go with NY. They are probably more repulsive.
  8. Yup, I remembered that and still trip on the old pilings at the end of the bulkhead when the tide is high.
  9. A fellow from Blessing was fishing at Oyster Lake years back, about chest deep, and a porpoise got mad about him getting too close to her babies. Broke or bruised a couple of his ribs. They can fuck you up if they take a mind to.
  10. She can blow you and lick your butthole at the same time!!
  11. That and people in enclosures like RVs or vehicles tend to be inside unless the structure breaks apart.
  12. Out at my place in north Hays Co, it rained almost 5 inches slowly in 3 days. All soaked in. Amazing how much even that terrain can soak up when it’s not a torrential downpour. We’d get heavy rain for 30 minutes or an hour and puddles would appear, then it would slow, and a few minutes later the puddles were gone. We got the good stuff. Thankful for that. No flooding.
  13. I’m not sure why this picture evokes for me the hotel room where MLK was shot. It’s probably not even close but just looks the same.
  14. He’s now dreaming of vacationing in the Trump Gaza complex. All ruins and despair, all the time. You get what you vote for you vengeful bastard.
  15. Thing is, up until now in this moment, I think we all knew we are at war. At war against ignorance, apathy, greed, you name the fucking sin and the Establishment elite (GOP) not only commits it but telegraphs it beforehand by accusing YOU of it. All accusations are a confession is 110% accurate. We all know this. War against science, against reason, against goddamned slap you in the face facts. But until now the casualties were others. The browns, the blacks, the queers, the “well they must have done something to deserve it whether it was this or not” kinda thing. Now we have dead innocent little white kids. I am truly heartbroken and sad about what happened to every victim in this flood and their families. IF fucking ONLY our fellow so called fucking citizens could feel the same way about everyone else who suffers similarly. fat fucking chance.
  16. That article has at least one glaring inaccuracy. It says "showed an inability to get state and federal funds". A truthful representation should have said "showed political unwillingness to take funds from the Obama administration".
  17. I could argue that they may have been needed here given the loss of life in northern/northwest Travis County and Burnet County.
  18. No Allsups nearby so… air fried burritos, HEB chili, cheese and Valentina’s. No japs available sadly.
  19. Emergency alerts are supposed to override your phone settings, sound included. If your phone is dead or turned off, then no you wouldn’t get one. Otherwise you’re supposed to if you have them enabled.
  20. If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine If you want to get down, flattened on the ground, cocaine
  21. Bugles are the perfect delivery vehicle for jalapeno pimento cheese.
  22. If all our local future radars are correct it’s going to expand and sit over west and south Austin all morning. I’m out near Dripping Springs off Fitzhugh and it’s been raining nonstop since Thursday evening. Thankfully mostly no flooding but the ground is soaked, so if few inches fall today all the low water crossings here will be closed.
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