Judge Roybeanbag
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Frozen Pizza - Because sometimes is just sounds good.
I like the “cook thoroughly” comment. Like if having a $3 pizza I’m gonna follow any directions whatsoever.
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I've decided to dig a hole
- Austin area vehicle registration
Go to the place on 1626 by the railroad tracks. Fast and efficient.- Trump’s America
I feel bad for getting an erection, washing dishes and mowing the entire yard while reading this. Some people have too much time on their hands.- Trump’s America
This is how you surly!- Trump’s America
Reminds me of the last time I staggered into a West Texas confessional. Stupid me thought the priest was on the other side grunting and groaning, until I knocked on the wall and heard “no use knocking, ain’t no toilet paper on this side neither! “- corporation for public broadcasting shutting down
The dude has lost his fucking mind. It’s ok I guess like you said if that’s your fetish.- corporation for public broadcasting shutting down
You can fuck right off. Repeatedly.- corporation for public broadcasting shutting down
If you have a point you might want to make it. Lots of posts and words, not much meaningful content. You also come across as a condescending fucktard. I don’t like you very much, and that’s a low fucking bar. From a south austinite, you should change your username to Rand Paul or some other useless shit.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- Hey Steel Shank!
Had leftover meatloaf but no taters. So… warm meatloaf with white American cheese on Texas toast stuck under the broiler . Topped with brown gravy and black pepper.- Texas -- a failed state
I'm slowly becoming a huge 2nd amendment fan.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Naw, that’s what the ladders over the fences were for.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Once upon a time I wrecked my dirt bike on a gravel road and my pinky finger was stuck under the end of the handlebar grip. Ripped the nail right off. Between adrenaline and being scared my parents would be mad and take my motorcycle away, I limped home, stuck the fingernail back in place and put a bandaid on it. That lasted a couple hours until I couldn’t stand it anymore. Ended up at the doctor with my mom. Luckily the root was still there so it grew back. Never rode thru fire though.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
One of the coolest memories I have of my late dad, was once on a road trip to Midland, I had to piss but he didn't want to stop, so he gave me a coke can and said have at it. It was hard to piss in a can, but I managed. My sister started laughing at me and wouldn't stop. Pops told her "You might think it's so damned funny now, but you're gonna hold that can until we get where we are going!" And she held a can of my warm piss until we got to the next town.- Attorneys overseas - S Korea
To clarify, he was working there as a contractor for a company that worked for DoD.- Attorneys overseas - S Korea
He had a will and his wife named as beneficiary and stuff. So that type of thing is squared away as far as his company life insurance etc. What he didn’t do is things related to his cremation and she can’t access his phone or laptop to get some info necessary to handle accounts etc. Bit of a language barrier and I suspect he didn’t convert a lot of stuff to POD accounts with his wife as beneficiary. I really have no idea. Just a weird situation as he was planning on moving all of them here next year when he retired but didn’t write shit down. I am just trying to help his wife find a resource that might be useful. I found him on pages 247 thru 2047 of the phone book!- Attorneys overseas - S Korea
Weird deal. My best friend from childhood passed away in South Korea last week from a heart attack. He was married to a Filipino lady and had a stepdaughter. Unfortunately he didn’t leave instructions on accessing his phone or laptop so she is having a hard time sorting through things. His company HR and the embassy aren’t helping much. Anyone here have experience with someone kicking the bucket in a foreign country and how to deal with it?- Shipley swallowed by private equity. RIP Shipley
They had a fire last year and never reopened that I know of.- Shipley swallowed by private equity. RIP Shipley
Yeah I don’t eat a lot of donuts but I’ll tear up some HEB sour cream donut holes, warmed up with melted butter drizzled on them.- Shipley swallowed by private equity. RIP Shipley
There’s one on the way to my office. I’m not a huge donut eater but occasionally I swing thru on my way to work and grab a couple sausage jalapeño cheese klobasnik things. I’ve had worse.- How am I here?
Tell me more about this floating Weber and bar setup! I’ve never grilled IN the pool!- 2025 Thread of the Rains
Force field gonna do work late this afternoon. Shows the rain splitting up and going around Austin.- Colorado Vacation Destinations - Not Quite So Crowded, But Still Cool
If you’re in old Colorado City swing by Cy’s Drive In for lunch. Great little dive.- Trump’s America
It’s piss. - Austin area vehicle registration
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