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    It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Buccees .
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    Nah, he’s not blek, plus he’s already paid the Saudis off. Unpossible.
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    Yeah I remember seeing that long ago.
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    🤣
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    We are now holding you to this rumor, Troph! Will be disappointed in less than 5”
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    It’s a doom loop, man. You can’t vote against your own retirement stockholdings, but you know it’s the wrong long-term play.
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    Haha on your long term. Focus is making your numbers this quarter. Who cares if you ship out a bunch of non-working stuff, as long as you can invoice for it and claim revenue! RMAs and warranty returns are the next guys problem!
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    god bless Mr. Phlegm
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    Hey mounds! (Whistle), come on mounds!
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    I went down to El Campo before Rita to help my in-laws secure and board up their house, then tried coming back to Austin that back way. It sucked almost as bad as the main roads. Took me 8 hours to get home.
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    He also didn’t get convicted of 34 felonies, and a civil rape suit. Also, he wasn’t on trial for sedition or stealing classified documents. So really, no comparison. Biff for President!
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    The Border

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    Well yeah, but when I go to the convenience store to buy my 427 scratch off lottery tickets, I don’t want 3 brown guys in front of me buying Gatorade and Takis and paying cash. Those motherfuckers can go get that shit at Costco and pay with bitcoin like every other red blooded American!
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    Real Paul was the best.
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    I’m beginning to appreciate pissing in the fireplace as the much more complicated and appropriate action than it seemed at the time.
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    Reminds me of the old Cottonwood Inn in La Grange, back when the funhouse was still active. I was a kid so didn’t partake. I only had about a year at UT before GM on the drag shut down. When I was 15 I went with my older brother to Aaron’s Rock and Roll and bought a couple shirts, one was The Clash, the other was black and said “eat shit and die”. I got sent home from school for wearing the latter as an undershirt.
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    Highs in the low 80s in Austin starting next Wednesday have to be a cruel joke, right? Right?
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    This is completely understated. Trump would not be allowed to be a citizen in our country, let alone run for president. Or his wife for that matter.
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    Thanks. Couldn’t get an appointment with the urologist until mid-July, so we’ll see how that goes.
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    LOL. A "former" president at my company was fired for similar reasons. We were in San Diego, and he took some Jordanian customers to a strip club in Tijuana, and forced a couple of female admin assistants to go along with them.
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    That's amazing.
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    So that's why Mitch's hands turn brown, die and wither. Also, the Pentagon morphing into a trashcan is fitting imagery.
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    Enjoy your extra mayonnaise, Senor future man. Maybe wear some appropriate non-convict apparel next time or shut the fuck up. Nah, too much to ask.
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    Calm down, fellas!

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