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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Just look back one page and you’ll see you are not alone in that craving.
  2. Goddamnit Henry, going into a Sunday evening with this song playing in my head was not on my bingo card.
  3. The thing about absurdists is these days, they’re better than a broken clock!
  4. The Breakfast Chub?
  5. Ass gas or grass, nobody rides for free!
  6. Hey man, you’ve never had Coq de croute sales!
  7. I’m 58.5 and may need it in another year. Might be able to hang on until 62. Thoughts?
  8. You’re clinging to something no one other than you even knows.
  9. Looks like a rogue Swanson TV dinner. And by rogue I mean like Rogue Shop and someone was really high.
  10. I bet not too many people would take Fido to the Korean market grocery.
  11. Not sure why but calling in a welfare check on a body floating face down gave me a chuckle.
  12. IMO easiest solution is a true service dog gets a service dog chip and businesses who don't want non-service dogs have a chip reader at the entrance(s). Dog fails the chip reader, an industrial dog whistle goes off.
  13. My reverse jinx worked! Raining hard in south Austin!
  14. Wrong! Looks to be evaporating before the hill country and Austin. Glad to be wrong.
  15. My niece turned down a full ride golf scholarship at Baylor and made her parents pay for UT, because fuck Baylor.
  16. Well the only politics I see is angry white men. So maybe subscribing to angry white men would INDEED make you very fucking miserable.
  17. Ambiguously aggressive thread bump!
  18. What are your “ values” anyway? I think that’s a compelling question that needs to be answered. Particularly among leadership these days the only value I see is fuck you.
  19. WTF is going on with Cleveland? #3 on the first list. Course I guess if you start at a low point your percentage increase looks impressive.
  20. Simple question. Why does Elon discount LIDAR? It's a relatively simple solution. I can answer, because he's a fake ass know-it-all-prick that needs to have his balls roped by South African black people and dragged through a cactus patch. Repeatedly. Like for eternity. Fuck Elon and fuck everyone associated with him.
  21. This is just the administration getting their feet wet telling the courts to fuck off.
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