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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. No Allsups nearby so… air fried burritos, HEB chili, cheese and Valentina’s. No japs available sadly.
  2. Emergency alerts are supposed to override your phone settings, sound included. If your phone is dead or turned off, then no you wouldn’t get one. Otherwise you’re supposed to if you have them enabled.
  3. If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine If you want to get down, flattened on the ground, cocaine
  4. Bugles are the perfect delivery vehicle for jalapeno pimento cheese.
  5. If all our local future radars are correct it’s going to expand and sit over west and south Austin all morning. I’m out near Dripping Springs off Fitzhugh and it’s been raining nonstop since Thursday evening. Thankfully mostly no flooding but the ground is soaked, so if few inches fall today all the low water crossings here will be closed.
  6. Well if Chuck Norris ruled it out, then that’s that.
  7. Damn can you imagine getting your balls caught in that thing?
  8. Yeah the washing machine has too!
  9. You’d make an excellent rectal thermometer salesman.
  10. Rained almost an inch at my office over by TPWD headquarters. Only .32 at my house in 78748. Better than nothing, although my wife begs to differ.
  11. I say “Vade domum, aegrotas.” Sounds cool but means “go home, you’re sick” in Latin.
  12. I like how he puts the “PE MBA” in his signature.
  13. Legos and hot wheels.
  14. I’m hoping they hit a large gas line while they’re digging the holes.
  15. They should rename the truck Choise Lounge.
  16. Is that in Lilliput? Was the pilot named Gulliverstein?
  17. So they should have tried shutting down and restarting like my IT guy says?
  18. Burnt Pumpernickel English muffins
  19. Having a stray whisker stick inside the collar of your T-shirt so that it’s poking your neck, but you can’t find it and get it out without pulling off your shirt.
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