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  1. Judge Roybeanbag
    My sister worked at UR Cooks over on Burnet/183. I almost got tossed out of there for squirting clarified butter under the guys steak next to mine, when he wasn’t looking. It would cause quite a flare up. I loved that place.
  2. Judge Roybeanbag
    Ah gotcha, thanks. This one doesn't look too hard, but I'm tempted just to make her return it just because.
  3. Judge Roybeanbag
    You mean you fixed/replaced the waveguide cover, or just fixed the microwave in general?
  4. Judge Roybeanbag
    There was one on Anderson Lane. I know because I once got asked to leave the premises after getting into a food fight in the condiment line.
  5. Judge Roybeanbag
    We bought a new GE combination microwave/convection oven. My wife proceeded to tear the mica board waveguide cover out of it, “because it looked like cardboard and the instructions said to remove all packaging”. Now I have to either try to fix it or return it.
  6. Judge Roybeanbag
    Are you insinuating we shouldn’t let people with felony convictions into the country? We should make an ad about that.
  7. Judge Roybeanbag
    I’m getting a U of H bleacher vibe.
  8. Judge Roybeanbag
    National Healthcare Now!
  9. Judge Roybeanbag
    Gee thanks. 😂
  10. Judge Roybeanbag
    I’m not hung and my Palo Verde has done vamoosed to blanco! Also we don’t rent pigs.
  11. Judge Roybeanbag
    Nope that’s next I guess. Fortunately I don’t have any history of PC in the family, so hoping this is a non-event.
  12. Judge Roybeanbag
    I didn’t trademark cheese hinge, because I’m not THAT big of an asshole.
  13. Judge Roybeanbag
    It’s hip to be square, man.
  14. Judge Roybeanbag
    I’m subscribing to your chat. Elevated PSA levels the last two tests, an MRI shows a “lesion” about 9mm and an infection. Good times.
  15. Judge Roybeanbag
    I thought I did. Sadly could not eat as much as I used to. Was feeling cry, but hey I got leftover cold pizza for breakfast!
  16. Judge Roybeanbag
    I’m gonna dunk on you bastards. This here’s a couple pieces of a whole wheat savage, and two pieces of a meaters. The sad part? I’m eating it. All.
  17. Judge Roybeanbag
    Feeling roast of beef. With double cheddar, bacon, some jalapeños, and horsey sauce. On Texas toast. Mmm Mmm good.
  18. Judge Roybeanbag
    Do your own research!
  19. Judge Roybeanbag
    ERCOT blackouts, no charging, feel cry.
  20. Judge Roybeanbag
    Just quoting some testament, man. With a little sauce. Let’s get it on, umm yeah let’s get it on.
  21. Judge Roybeanbag
    Let’s joke about hummus, while humans get ground into hamburger. No offense, just facts. If we could find an intact foreskin amongst the rubble of this rabble, we might put some Valentina’s on it, and eat it like a pork rind!
  22. Judge Roybeanbag
    Welcome to old age, mi amigo. If my life were an Indian name, at this point it would be “hesitates to fart”. Cuz lord knows what might happen.
  23. Judge Roybeanbag
    I hope they make him take piss tests.
  24. Judge Roybeanbag
    Free Father Teresa! (that was on a sign outside the courthouse)
  25. Judge Roybeanbag
    @immamacCan we change the thread title to add “convicted felon” after pathetic?

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