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2025 Thread of the Rains
If all our local future radars are correct it’s going to expand and sit over west and south Austin all morning. I’m out near Dripping Springs off Fitzhugh and it’s been raining nonstop since Thursday evening. Thankfully mostly no flooding but the ground is soaked, so if few inches fall today all the low water crossings here will be closed.
Gonna nab some quarters from my change bucket, ride my bike up to the mall....
I ruined my right hand on this plenty of times.
Mass Shootings
Well if Chuck Norris ruled it out, then that’s that.
Post a pic that makes you lol
Damn can you imagine getting your balls caught in that thing?
Washing Machine Built Like a Tank?
Yeah the washing machine has too!
Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Off Grid Alaska
You’d make an excellent rectal thermometer salesman.
2025 Thread of the Rains
Rained almost an inch at my office over by TPWD headquarters. Only .32 at my house in 78748. Better than nothing, although my wife begs to differ.
Two MN lawmakers and their spouses shot by someone impersonating police
Because you touch yourself!
Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Things you really just don't get...
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I say “Vade domum, aegrotas.” Sounds cool but means “go home, you’re sick” in Latin.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
I like how he puts the “PE MBA” in his signature.
Things you really just don't get...
Trump’s America
I’m hoping they hit a large gas line while they’re digging the holes.
Two MN lawmakers and their spouses shot by someone impersonating police
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
They should rename the truck Choise Lounge.
Israel vs everyone war thread
Is that in Lilliput? Was the pilot named Gulliverstein?
Air India B787 crash
So they should have tried shutting down and restarting like my IT guy says?
Hey Steel Shank!
Burnt Pumpernickel English muffins
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Having a stray whisker stick inside the collar of your T-shirt so that it’s poking your neck, but you can’t find it and get it out without pulling off your shirt.
June 14th - 'No Kings' Mass Protest
Good ol’ Steven Fromholz!
2025 LA Civilian and National Guard Conflict
Tastes like Ronald Reagan’s chicken.
2025 LA Civilian and National Guard Conflict
Joke all you want brother, this is serious business. God forbid you ever find you or yours on the wrong side of it. Right is right and wrong is wrong. There is no both sides about that.
2025 LA Civilian and National Guard Conflict
Fuck that noise, Ann Margaret never showed up.
Home
Judge Roybeanbag
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